Sup Forums predicts 2018

What do you think will be the major geopolitical event of 2018?

the rise of Benin

WW3, hopefully. A plague which kills 400 million Africans and 800 million Indians would be great too

-Misanthropist

Latvia declares war on Mexico.

Atomic Jihad on Jerusalem.

Third French Empire of course

On what grounds?

dubs confirmed

>800 million Indians
Impossible. If it hasn't happened yet, it will never happen. India has a decent healthcare system, not to mention the superhuman-like immune systems Indians seem to possess

being too cute

>India has a decent healthcare system, not to mention the superhuman-like immune systems Indians seem to possess

SUPER POWER BY 2020.

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Probs nothing interesting will happen. The fate of Norks interests me

>There are Indian children who drink and bathe in ganges water every morning

Nothing can kill them

>mercator

S'il vous plait mon dieu, laisse faire.

i predict there wil be a world cup

>Pandemic wipes out all of humanity
>Only survivors are Indian
>India is the only country left
>India confirmed superpower 2020

Was this the plan all along?

I will get a gf

Every other post ITT is more realistic than this one

India attains superpower status

Nork Athletes will defect during the Winter Olympics in South Korea, triggering some border skirmishes and new missile tests, but not a whole war.

Bugs will go easy on the carrots

Donald Trump will die of natural causes. Screencap this.

USA declares war on somebody
In the middle east obviously
And i hope Algeria is next on the USA's list by the way, or Morocco, fuck i really hope Trump nukes somebody in there in 2018

Who could be behind this

Yea I was thinking the same, he likes to drink diet coke, eats a lot of junk food and barely do exercise if any, so maybe he will have a heart attack on national tv or something

Russia doesn't make it past the group stage of the world cup they are hosting. Massive бaттхepт ensues.

Yes

They're going to take the Ganges river and make it into an aerosol, dust the rest of the planet with it, and kill us all. Only they will survive from having built immunity.

just imagine all the insane conspiracy theories on Sup Forums if that really happens

Soros might kick the bucket too

Do soccer players dope?

also hmtq is also on my list for this year

trump will resign
saudi arabia and iran will go to war with each other
isis will grow in africa but will get eradicated in syria
argentina will win the world cup
civil war in ethiopia will cause another giant migrant crisis
screencap this

These seem like pretty good projections TeeBeeEytch

Trump will be assassinated, escalating tensions and causing USA civil war 2.

I will masturbate on new years night, having the first orgasm of 2018 in the world.
This will be lauded world wide as a great start to the year for all of mankind.

>argentina will win the world cup
All the other things seem more plausible.

I think someone got arrested, the son or nephew of a fat corrupt cat.

With some luke they'll nuke us.

Remember to do it at 12 gmt

It was about fucking time

Makes perfect sense

Plausible

Republicans ape-rage, win congress, senate, and any State if there are elections... Possible.

Sure, in fact, the dopping test are more relaxed than Olympic ones. So, expect a Russia in the final.

She will outlive at least one of his grandsons, screencap this.

Russians will dope and still lose

>It was about fucking time
Ready for yours too ?
:^)

Wait for what? To fail again against one of the poorest nations of the world?

the era of sri lankan primacy begins

I think that nothing too groundbreaking is going to happen.

Screencap this post.

The secret robot army embedded in every McDonalds in the world activates, bringing the entire world under our rightful, greasy fat heel.

A young prince will throw a coup in Saudi Arabia on the first friday of January. Screencap this.

>amerilarpers

This time there probably wont be a continental war to hold us back. Although you never know when the next Teuton chimp out will be.

Yellowstone's eruption, I hope. :^)

this

Only way we'll become a superpower

There won't be such continental war, Germans are already fucking you in the ass and you are thanking them.

Lol

Saudi Civil war destabilises the region, and Oman takes over the entire arabian peninsula in the chaos, converting everyone into IBADI CHADS
2019 the whole world is converted to Ibadi, and mankind ascends to the heavens

Screencap all the predictions. One of them has to hit.

Invasion of Qatar will occur next year...

Do you have the sauce?

pls no. also how does it make you feel that this little country the size of a small village is more developed than your country?

Happy not to be Muslim.

Is the FIFA World Cup really going to take place there, or not? With all this...you know controversies.

yes, the stadium is already being built and im gonna go there every match just to take pics of myself and annoy angry americans with it.

Cool, have fun.

thanks. you should come, the stadium is pretty huge.

Your processed micowave meals have higher cytotoxicity levels than the great shit river Indians worship.

All muslims immigrants in the world execute Order 66 and reunite the planet under a single caliphate

Dubs to make this happen

Looks good. You might become a hero.

Qatar will effectively repel the invasion and take over the entire peninsula.

North Korea will launch a nuclear attack on either Japan, American Samoa or S. Korea.

Israel nukes every MENA country