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>66% Conservative baka senpai

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What kind of shitty question is this?

>he's never had a paper sandwich

Not much makes me squeamish after working as an EMT for a while, so I got Democrat.

So because I'm not disgusted much makes me a liberal?

What kind of logic is that?

>38% republican

My brain has failed me.

admit it, you shill for Hill.
nothing wrong with being a Democrat. but the fact that you don't accept it makes it look bad.

I dont get it, are they just saying republicans scared bitches? Im curious to see the science or logic behind this,

>be extreme right wing
>73% democrat
>because I've been desensitized to disgust by Sup Forums

eat shit

>38% republican
almost there. MAGA!!!!!

>be me
>be unafraid to touch dead bodies because science major and Sup Forums
>ur a librul
So Republicans are prissy little freaks and Democrats are manly corpse removing heroes? Well baited.

Sup Forums failed you.
you're just another degenerate/liberal. deal with it.

this is sad!! i'm the only republican brain here.
you suck /po/

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Not at all what I expected

81% liberal, my brain is a democrat. What I learned from this test is that Conservatives are a bunch of weak stomach'd babies

this famalam

I think it has more to do with being desensitized. For example, Democrats tend to be apathetic despite being overly emotional.

Alternatively, growing up with lemonparty and goatse kind of made me not give a fuck.

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55% Republican.
That probably puts me in the top 4% in my country.

ok

You dont have a problem with poop and other disguistig things.
middle eastern migrants have the same color and smell as poop and other disguisting things

accurate.

this

most of my responses were literally nothing

You feel proud about being worthless in the race riots?

>83% liberal
I hope the guy that made this didn't work too hard on it.

you've come the closest to me.
i still have the lead with 66%

i've got the sneaking suspicion that it's just more propaganda like most of these (((tests))) where they want to insist you're liberal no matter what

this quiz just says you are a liberal if you are a grown up and can handle somewhat gross things. It's a stupid test and just implies that all conservatives are squeamish children.

Yeah, this test is fucking retarded.

I am easily disgusted, therefore I am republican.
Liberals, are not easily disgusted. They are degenerates.
Seems valid to me.

I Have a very thick skin and few things make me disgusted.

I'm conservative, by a political and economic viewpoint, but it says I'm a liberal. This test is a failure. Correlation does not equal causation.

>Conservative 47%

Mitt Romney's 47%
youtube.com/watch?v=M2gvY2wqI7M

>87% Conservative

I'm a conservative woman who's grossed out by a lot of things because I'm a woman and a germaphobe. I feel like many of my female peers would score just as highly conservative as I did because we don't like icky things, and yet statistically, aren't most women liberal? I just don't think this test makes that much sense in that regard.

Bullshit. More lefties are pussies when it comes to those sorts of things than the right.

>chartsme.com/

>score literally just reflects how often you clicked on the right or left side of the options.

Try it out yourself.

Am I clear?

Im full on trump supporting Sup Forumsack though. How.

FUCK! You are a GENIUS!!!!!

ITT: closet libshits begging for Sup Forums's approval.

Go suck on a dogdick or something you revolting freaks

It's a myspace survey that you can plug any text into.

/thread

going to delete now.

thanks all.

>88% democrat
Shit test desu lads.

>independent user
>60% democrat, 40% republican.
No idea what metrics led to that result since I'm medical field and inured to stuff like intestines and corpses.

Do you think of notebook paper vs apple?
...or rice paper vs durian?

So if shit doesn't bother you, you're a democrat? Then why is it that democrats are always whining about shit?

>click the same button about 30 times

88% republican

ok.

This is fucking retarded.

>disgusted by everything=Republican

>not phased by anything=Democrat

Bias,sage,shill,info mining,nsa

Obvious shill

Oh boy, I did it, /k/ 100% republican!

Be sure to share this on your Zenga wall!

So basically if you're a pussy that's afraid of worms and dead things, you're a republican lol

help me delete. plz

Sue me senpai, not my fault Republicans are retarded Christcucks

Because I'm a rather bad Germaphobe I got 80% Republican.

I'm actually rather moderate with slight conservative leanings.

>not disgusted by anything human
>keep away from things which could make me ill
>you're a democrat

Guess I'm a #HillBilly now. They should have asked the REAL questions like "You see a nigger" and a range for disgust.

He got 47% of the popular vote too.

Their patterning is way off.

A 2014 study concluded that people who were more prone to disgust are more conservative and tend to align with the republican party.

I can see that.

51% R
49% D

I am of neutral.

That sounds like something extremely shaky to base an ENTIRE test of someone's alignment on.

I read that and immediately thought it was bullshit. I have a background in statistics. This wouldn't hold up in a peer reviewed article.

Basically, yes. Scientists, especially the non STEM ones tend to be left and liberal.
Which is why I do not trust this study much.

>be conservative
>get triggered

i don't think this is how it works

Fuck you i do what I want

I guess getting desensitized by Sup Forums made me a Democrat.

55% repub?

Seems kinda skewed though given I have a near crippling level of germaphobia.

And dems are naive to danger. Makes sense no? Not afraid of blacks, muslims, gay sex, gays donating blood, etc.

>A 2014 study concluded that people who were more prone to disgust are more conservative and tend to align with the republican party
My Sup Forums study concluded that women are easily disgusted yet tend to be liberal, this study is bullshit

71% Democrat but I'l always vote for nationalism.

>im not a spueamish little bitch that faints at the sight of poopo and peepe
>i must be a democrat

Sure thing... democrats and sjw are the most hardened and non squeamish people around

Bullshit^10

SQUEAMISH*

I am retarded

I don't understand that either, less disgust mean more conservative? Wtf im 76% liberal.

55% conservative, don't agree.

What did he mean by this?

Republican = cuckservative to my mind.
Democrat makes me think of the KKK and Jews.
I am almost equally repulsed.

Liberals will eat their own shit if it pleases a minority

>What did he mean by this?
German efficiency

But... Holocaust... How?

Black people are dirty pond scum confirmed by science.

>www.chartsme.com
>Your brain is reptilian
REEEEEEE

>Right-wing Libertarian
>Racial Realist and anti-immigration
>71% Democrat
kek

I'm calling bullshit on this, there's a difference between showing disgust because something is just wrong and gross and showing disgust when you should man up in the moment.

I should be more red, I scored 90% Trump on that other test.

This

>98% confidence

Yup, just a retarded test for normies.
Easily exploitable.

>Lolbertarian
That was your first mistake.

>National Socialist
>Perfect Moderate

absolutely disgusting

Admit it, you got this off of /r/InternetIsBeautiful

Thanks for posting this, I am not #HillaryArtillery.

So pussies are conservative and people that aren't very bothered by picking up a dead pet are liberals?
Interesting to say the least.

>www.chartsme.com

Ditto. I'm a goddamn fascist/monarchist yet this test proclaims me a democrat and only 25% "conservative."

This shit was on /r/InternetIsBeautiful today. Seriously, check out the thread to point and laugh at normie redditors.

American polling reveals that single women are heavily Democrat leaning and married women center to conservative leaning. Democrats claim that it is the "war on women" but the female gap is dwarfed by the marriage gap and the reason this is, is because women without husbands are dependant on the state for child rearing and alimony collection. The issues Democrats claim a female advantage are highly divided within the female demo like abortion. The practical political gap is due to degradation in society and skews caused by blacks having a significant proportion of the males die, be ineligible, or disinterested in marrying.

>no "You see a gay couple kissing on the street" question

Liberals tend to answer paper because they don't want to discriminate against paper simply because its no fruit. That would be racist.

Guaranteed score over 90% formula:
>role-play as germophobe pussy with crippling OCD
Not even joking, this quiz is some kind of libtard troll site. If nothing makes you squeamish, you score high into "democrat", but if everything grosses you out, you're a Republican. No way it's serious.

Liberals can have republican brains
This test is shit

>70% Liberal

???

I just don't get disgusted by much of anything. I'd think the liberals are the queeros that get disgusted by everything. shit site.