So dude

So dude

how come you don't go hiking with your girlfriend, bro?

Because she'd want to take pictures like this instead of hiking.

Because I don't have one. And I'm glad. Dead weight to keep me from doing the things I like: drinking booze, playing vidya, and reading genre fiction.

I go hiking with my wife if that counts

Because I don't have one

She's too fat to leave the computer screen

My girlfriend didn't want to do this actually, I convinced her to so I can post it on Sup Forums

(((Her))) skin looks white but (((she))) has nigger hair?

I used to...

its ok friend.. were gunna make it

were all gunna make it

STOP MAKING THESE RETARDED THREADS ABOUT YOUR SHITSKIN "ATHLETIC VEGAN GF"

Just never settle for less, for the next girl you get. Also, only do it when you feel like you're at a time when you can do so

back to r9k, virgin

FUCK OFF. SERIOUSLY. NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR FUCKING GF. THIS ISN'T POLITICS OR CURRENT EVENTS. THIS ISN'T YOUR BLOG. NO ONE CARES THAT THE ONLY WOMAN YOU COULD GET WAS SOME MULATTO WHORE. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. SAD!

Just setup an okcupid.com account. It's literally that easy. Oh, and be a good looking white guy

>good looking
>has to settle for a mulatto flabby vegan

This isn't politics

Fuck I forgot to sage that post

>athletic vegan that's constantly hit on by guys whenever she goes out

>But she's fat because I'm a virgin and I say so

>skin looks white

She's not athletic you delusional faggot. Also I didn't say fat, I said flabby. She's flabby as are most vegans. In other words, she's skinny fat.
>that's constantly hit on by guys whenever she goes out
You sound really proud of that you cuck, next you'll be watching her taking another man's dick and you'll come here to post about how cuckolding is the fetish of the intellectual elite.
>But she's fat because I'm a virgin and I say so
>everyone who says things that challenge my world view is a virgin

Mfw it's white for Murica. 60%...

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Because if I had one she wouldn't be black.

>She's not athletic you delusional faggot

She plays sports routinely, yes she is.

also that last post translates into a jelly virgin that doesn't have a girlfriend that's routinely ogled by men. stay mad.

She doesn't like it, it's either jogging(one in a blue moon) or couchsitting

i think hes american in webm, why dont he have a gun huh? mr "muh guns"

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>She plays sports routinely, yes she is.
>playing casual sports makes you athletic
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>also that last post translates into a jelly virgin that doesn't have a girlfriend that's routinely ogled by men. stay mad.
Honestly you should stop projecting so hard, let guess, she's your first gf or at least the one you lost your virginity to and now you think you're a big boy now :^)

Don't have one mainly, but the forest is a fun place sometimes I go alone everyone is way more friendly in the forest.

>your flabby pasty hairless legs
Well that explains it.

what the fuck kind of shoe is that...

post your legs, cuck. As well as your girlfriend, too

>inb4

>post your legs
No thanks
>cuck.
Did you jsut learn how to use that word?
>As well as your girlfriend, too
Sure thing faggot

A sandal?

Fucking skinwalkers get off my board

>No body shot

as expected

>fat non-white gf
>look guys i have a gf

l m a o

Yup. The fact that every cellphone has a camera now has reduced the quality of date by 64%

>a fat, pasty manchild posts pictures of his fat gf at 4 in the morning
Great thread.
I'm sorry for you life.