So dude

So dude

how come you don't go hiking with your girlfriend, bro?

Because she'd want to take pictures like this instead of hiking.

Because I don't have one. And I'm glad. Dead weight to keep me from doing the things I like: drinking booze, playing vidya, and reading genre fiction.

I go hiking with my wife if that counts

Because I don't have one

She's too fat to leave the computer screen

My girlfriend didn't want to do this actually, I convinced her to so I can post it on Sup Forums

(((Her))) skin looks white but (((she))) has nigger hair?

I used to...

its ok friend.. were gunna make it

were all gunna make it