To anyone considering emmigrating to Norway

To anyone considering emmigrating to Norway.

>>>>>> Don't

I never even want to leave.

I've already spoken with other Norwegians and most of what you said is false or an exaggeration

Norway is actually on my list so thanks.

Sure thing mountain nigger

Everybody wants to come to America. Nobody wants to go to... sweden or whatever you are.

Case closed.

Both my parents are Norwegian and most of my family lives there, even though im Canadian i can immigrate there whenever i want.

feelsgood

>tfw you can just move to Norway without a work or residence permit because you live in a Nordic country

>implying I give a shit on what you think while your women jump on my dick

Excuse me, Poles don't rape people, they just steal their watches and cars.

Do not come here either, thank you.

>tfw you can always drive to Sweden and culturely enrich Swedish University hoes because you are Nordic.

you forgot:

>norway is frozen solid from september to may

Wow there, careful, you might get jailed for hate speech you nazi.

You ski brah?

Ok, though I never though of going to Norway or anywhere in Eurabia for that matter. I like my guns too much. Have fun Snowniggers.

Am i allowed to come? Completely white for at least 3 generations, most likely more. I just want to have a little house on the edge of a fjörd to spend the rest of my life in peace. Is that possible?

>because being able to ski is related to a nearly year-round frozen hell.

[utah fag reporting in]

>1. We dont want you
Heard otherwise. There are even websites detailing how to best import yourself to Norway
>2. We won't let you enter
I think you will if I claim refugee status
>3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway
Not gonna deport me cause you guys respect assimilation and that's pretty much what I'd do
>4. No Norwegian company will hire a mudskin like you
Not a mudskin but you guys give mudskins all the benefits of your welfare socialism anyway so why would they need a job?
>5. You lack the education to compete with locals
Not for long after I become eligible to attend your schools that your gov't will pay for
>6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Poles and Somalis
I'd have to fight off the local women because of my mild tan and dark (as in non-pale) features
>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
The taxes actually go to my quality of life instead of tanks,planes, and boomers so that's quite alright
>8. We have no welfare for you
HAHAHA! Well meme'd my friend
>9. We have no free healthcare for you
See 8.
>10. We will not let you build your kike fake god church
Don't want to
>11. We are either protestant or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted.
As an agnostic, that's quite alright, too!
Lillehammer , here I come!

Moving away from this great country has never crossed my mind.

What if I'm not a mudslime, but a French/American norseboo? Would you still accept me Ragnar?

Literally saw this same shitty post 4 times yesterday.

If you decide to do that, for the love of fuck buy an old house and renovate it instead of building a new one. Few things miff me more than seeing beautiful natural places get chopped up and turned into housing for either rich middleaged fpeople who just want a nice viee for their weekend home, or housing for the expanding population.

Just googled images of Norwegians.

You wouldn't be able to tell me from natives by looks alone.

Not that'd I'd want to live in an irrelevant frozen wasteland.

Do you think you'll be fine if you're white, from a 1st world country and speak the language?

Oh ffs sure, i was in oslo for vacation a few months ago, and seing the houses from a ship in the fjörd ( idk how to spell that correctly) only the old traditional ones intriuged me. Pic related.

I bet you will accept me and my t90 :^)

Norway is the future Sweden. 20% of births today are from non-Norwegians (top immigrant ethnicities: somali, pakistani, iranian) and these people tend to have massive families. Seriously I Think it's time to pack up God forbid you live in Oslo

Laugh all you want, Western civilization is being replaced, and that includes you and your country.

So we need to take Norway to save its white population and send all ira paki niggers to Siberia

LOL people move to norway to die like how dogs hide under the porch.

Hahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Nice try I can emmigratr to any EU country I want with my Spainish passport faggot

Literally who?

Hello Norway bros. I'm Bangladeshi and my gf is Norwegian. We already have 7 kids and plan on moving back to Norway.
My question is: do we need to be married for me to move there or not?

12. It's frozen 9 months by year

>Muh winter paradise isnt a shithole user

We live in the greatest country on earth anyway

I want Norwegian candy.
I bet they taste breddy gud c:

Yeah! Fucking tell them!

did someone say nazi?

IT TERRIBIBLE. DO TILERATE IT, PUTIN WILL LIBERATE YOU

What about looking for a whore who is sick of burning Norwegian oil and wants to try some German coal, then marrying her?

>did someone say nazi?
Oh wow, off to jail for hate speech