I don't know if this is the right board

I don't know if this is the right board.

I fucking need your help, here is my story so far.
I'm in Brussels, I was planning to go to Madrid because I have to take a flight to my country in 10 days, yesterday some stole my stuff at the hostel (passport, credit cards and cash) I reported my passport but my embassy is shot, they suck. The only thing I have is my scarf, hoodie and a pack of cookies. Even my boots are shit. Luckily I already paid for the last night in this place.
I don't fucking know what to do. If someone's want to help me, shelter, food, whathever is accepted. Now I have to survive for 12 days while I get a new passport I can't even leave Brussels now.
I don't have family that can help me.
user I know you have a heart under that layer made of sarcasm, gore and nudes.
You can call me Fuckingstupidanon.

Tl;dr I fucking need help

I can deliver to prove that this is true

>he goes on a vacation in belgium

>go to bank
>Cancel old credit card
>Get cash out
Wow that was hard. Fucking Euros are such stupid fucking faggots

I'm not from Europe, I cancel my credit card but I can get a new one in this continent

>stupid amerimutt is stranded in a fake country
lmao get rekt

Which country are you from? Also you could try going to /r/belgium or nederdraad/ /fr/ to ask for help too

100€ OP is fat and stupid (american)

I would call it troll
The boots are included in picture

Just b urself brah

I just sent my pigeon with 200€ attached, in about 4 hours go to the brussel square and scream GURRU GURRU. Don't forget to pet the pigeon.


You're welcome

Thanks I'm going to try asking for help there
You wrong little cat
I'm waiting
My boots are this >pic

What skills do you have? Are you good at drawing?

No, I'm shit, the only skill I have is cook

If I were a Belgium user I'd shelter you in exchange of your cooking services

I send more than 30 couchsurfing request saying that and not a single one say yes

Why are you typing in a fake accent american?

Post a pic of your boypussy? That'll attract more attention.

I dont live in Brussels and am too autistic to host you anyway. Try your luck on leddit r/belgium

rob someone

Ya dun goof'd, now you have to sell your ass for food and shelter

this

Wut
Maybe