/ausnz/

Neurodivergent edition
No normies allowed

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Hey, normies... get OUT

Astolfo is the best

So why are you still here?

Then again make this obvious edition makes you a normie

What a baka normie, just because you think I'm a normie doesn't mean I am
Bet you don't even sleep with the pillow at the foot of the bed

J-jokes a-apart is nice to talk with y-you
Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

>normie tries to make me happy with this, after which he will accuse me of being a normie because I get happy from compliments
Seen through your plan, normie

No this time was serious you can't handle the change because of your "normality" but I will still kiss you
*kisses you*

I remember this loli

*kisses you back*
Y-you better be grateful, dummy normie. It's not like I want to kiss a normie or anything.

I'm really happy to talk with you that's all

So all of us

As long I can kiss you I don't care for what are you thinking
~you are still a norm~i~e~ :P

B-baka normie!

...

*French kisses you*
D-disgusting normie. Y-you don't even taste that good.
*French kisses you again*

Your norminess got me and now I have a normie bulge because of you
Strange feeling xD

I love when normies act so tsundere

But I'm not a normie, and of course you have a normie bulge, since you're a normie.

Y-you love it when a non-normie i-is like that too, right?
N-not that I want you to love it or anything.

Times ago you said that the male role in a harem is the normie one...
I can larp as a normie if you want...

I love you my little normie :3

B-but I'm not a normie! D-do you still love me?
P-please don't say yes, b-because I w-wouldn't like that!

Anyway, I'm going to sleep now, stupid normie! I bet you'll even say good night just like a normie would.

Holy hell usualy I don't care about this stuff
B-but I measured my willy because today it was especially "big"
18.5 cm O///O
And I'm super pale

Wait a moment at least read this Maybe you don't care but still
Anyway Goodbye :)
Respond if you want

What a normie dick size.
Ba-ka!

It's pretty big actually I didn't know I were this big

Well Goodbye again :*

Just turn into a girl and start fucking jeez

I am a male dude
And I don't care to change sex

*want

What is this thread? Where are all the australians and kiwis?

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btw that's an old picture, german

*blocks your path*
what do

So are there any actual Aussies or Kiwis here or is it just erping? Because I'm fine with that

They're probably sleeping desu

But I want ausbois!

literally me

Then go back to /brit/
There are only one aus here usually

>defacing わんちょ with garbage scanslations
Fuck you cunt.

Morning mate. Working today too?

>only one Aussie
Just because neet Aussie and toil Aussie don't post anime doesn't mean they're not here

I thought I was but I just got a text saying I wasn't, so I guess I've got the day off

Kiwis!
An Aussieboi!

That's nice. What ya gonna do then?

If the post is without any anime pic my brain removes it automatically

Fuck off dad, all you're good for is buying our exports
Dunno, I might walk around town and see if I can find anything interesting

>walk around the town
t. normie

>No mormies allowed

Make the right choice

Your only export should be cute bois

That's fucking gay you homos

I SAID DO YOU SPEAK-A MY LANGUAGE

No we keep those to ourselves, foreigners won't be getting any

Don't be rude user

They won't even give me a kiwi bf

Not fair!

You haven't earned a kiwi bf
That's just how it goes

Oh well who cares

Dunedin will come to his senses eventually, I'm sure of it

You should have tried to pick him up on the rebound after I'd broken up with him

You're right

give me la sauce

Although there wasn't a lot of time for you to make your move, he had a new bf in under a week

I could have been that bf

What a whore!

Geez guys you really are all gays

I thought that we were all ironic here

>I thought that we were all ironic here
Not at all

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be gays will eventually be flooded by actual gays who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” -Rene "the homo" Descartes

He said that for real?
Good for you

Want me a bin chicken pet lads.

>bin chicken pet
What?

Of course not you twat

Bin chickens you goof.
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K F C
Kentacky Fried Chicken
I don't know why people dislike that fast food chain. I actually like that

>tfw buyed japanese whisky for 36€

Because it's shit and greasy. Popeyes is better

I like it but there's always massive queues of the the terminally obese that make me change my mind
You need an intervention user

>Popeyes
Never heard about
That's true but you go in there to eat not to find lad

So you finally chose what to spend your money on? Assuming you're the lad from yesterday?

I am the only one who wants ice cream in winter?

Kfc is pretty gross desu, almost any other fast food chain is better than their awful greasy "chicken"

Although I do like the potato and gravy they do there

sauce?
Always gotta be on the look out
Yes lmao

I finally got a prescription for HRT!!!

Cute!

Are you the military user of yesterday?

What's HRT?

why?
I still have 550€ left, I want an user to come here and i want to share my money with him so we can do fun things together
no

ew

Why don't you just save it?

Define "fun things"

hormone treatment.

sup you plebs?

Did you just woke up?

because i love drinking
drinking, eating, apéro, playing vidyas, more drinking and more eating

Hey cutie, have a nice sleep?

tranny shit so they can feel justified in being mentally ill

yes. and im ashamed of it.
yea, it was pretty comfy and i had some.. interesting.. dreams.
how is you?

Hey I found the right place for you :D

and fuck off

>because i love drinking
What do you usually drink?

no, they ruined my board and I hate them

Vodka (zubrowka) but I wanted to try something different and the alcohol merchant told me that japanese whiskeys are very popular these days