Be horny

>be horny
>want a gf bad
>imagine life with her
>kids, house, even a dog
>fap
>no longer horny
>no longer want a gf
>still have money
>no retarded kids
>no cheating wife

How old were you when you realized masturbation is the ultimate redpill?

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I was probably 16 or so when I realized. It's weird how nobody gets that the sexual release is all you need, isn't it? You'd think people would wise up that there's no other point to it

>>be horny
>>want a gf bad
>>imagine life with her
>>kids, house, even a dog
>>fap
>>no longer horny
>>no longer want a gf
>>still have money
>>no retarded kids
>>no cheating wife
>How old were you when you realized masturbation is the ultimate redpill?

So this lol, if I haven't fapped for a while. I start getting concerned like ''fuck, I gotta get out there and find women to do sex stuff with", then I fap and I'm like "thank god I don't have a woman (prob slut) that I have to deal with now I don't need the sex anymore.

Mr jew, is that you?

>masturbate to release my sexual tension
>have this tomboyish girl i bring over to cuddle with and don't have to spend any money on her to fulfill my companionship needs

>i have no debt, a degree in a useful field, a fully paid for car, a job i love, and 50k in the bank

who here /livingthedream/

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Not bad, Yank.

>yfw women are in this constant state of needing sexual release because they're so bad at having orgasms that they keep on thinking every chad they meet is the one and fuck him hoping it'll give them release when it doesn't, cycle infinite.

youtube.com/watch?v=T9N3uRX0oyY

worth a watch
Its about a dude that failed to pay alimony because it nearly consumed 100% of his income.
>Dude was thrown into jail to live with murders and rapists
>lost his licence to practice law, he can get it back if he continues to pay alimony- with what money?

I felt really sorry for that guy

That's what le happy merchant wants.

Life is not ejaculating.

Are you a degenerated goy?

every time you masturbate that's one less time a girl could habe been sucking your dick
every time is a loss

but yeah glad to see you autists are finding ways to convince yourself that your life doesn't suck
denial is better than suicide

women are by nature, degenerate and not worth the time. who cares about reproducing, or doing your part to raise the next generation of your race?

they'll cheat on you, and take your money, etc. it's all much too scary, better to just jack off and call it good

yeah, do what the le joyous wife says instead

Hey now, for a lot of guys with girlfriends, they would be better off single.

ITT: Pussy-denied thirsty virgins in denial.

im a virgin but not in denial. ive accepted my life as it is. ive always got suicide as a backup plan if i dont like things anyway.

top fucking kek

They are weak and conform by nature. It's the satanic society which makes them degenerate.

fag

yeah probably

Why do you care, fundamentally?
Reproducing won't save the """white race""" you idiot. Right now with modern society, the drawbacks of having a wife far outweigh the advantages.

I have had women literally throwing themselves at me lol, I am reclusive now though. I had one bad experience with a woman I am a bit shell shocked tbqh desu.

Nobody is talking about marriage here, lol, you just can't get that sweet pussy nectar to pork, virgin

>Nobody is talking about marriage here,
Except the OP.

Well, its better to put some money aside from time to time, and blow a load on a 10/10, 20yr old hooker's face.

>Germany look away, I don't know how that 300euros ended up there

>ive always got suicide as a backup plan

mate you are an aussie. it is amazingly easy to go to brothels here and there is no real social stigma about it either, people just don't talk about it and they get on with their lives because they simply don't care. and our places all have hot girls, good standards of quality and health control, and it is completely legal.

stop talking about suicide like a bloody dickhead. if it's really messing with you that much go and find a hot girl at a brothel, have a convo with her about random shit, movies and music and that, and then let her help you work through these worries of yours. working girls would always prefer shy and agreeable guys like you anyway.

But if you don't spread your seed and get a female pregnant and proliferate your genetics you have failed as a organism.

A man alone is half a man. Marriage isn't prefect but it's a lot better than being alone.

Not for everyone.

Where did you find a qt tomboy? I need one for myself.

Says who?