I confess that there is no god but God

>I confess that there is no god but God.
>And I confess Muhammad is the messenger of God.
Please Sup Forums. All you could want from life. God is knocking on your door trying to save you.
Qts, prosperity and a life of meaning and good deeds await you. Not to mention the eternity in Paradise after you die.
Say it now. Just do it.

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Yeah, nah.

Why would any self-respecting European have any desire to practice the rituals of primitive goatfuckers?

>Qts
Where exactly? You seem to be lying to yourself.

This thread is haram now

Murder is forbidden in Islam. So is sex out of marriage.

You know that tens of thousands of white girls convert every year?

You're now trying to imply that all white women are good looking. Wrong.

Murder of muslims is forbidden ahmed, non believers are fair game.
At least read your own holy texts you desert dummy.

In the 90's it was angels and esoterics
In the 00's it was Feng-Shui and Aryuveda
In the 10's its Islam

A fad that will pass like all the others...

No it's not

>The state of Germany right now

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really makes you think, ha?

You can be forgiven the murder of a Muslim of you weren't aware of their beliefs.

Oh it's you again.
Never mind.

>Turkey
>nightmare
>Syria
>Lebanon
Maybe it has more to do with that they are developing countries than with their faith

The other day i had a dream, or was it a nightmare i can't decide.
But a had a beautiful loving muslim wife apparently i converted to islam too.

Next moment in my dream i was driving a truck full of explosives towards the enemy shouting "There is no God But Allah" and my wife waved at me looking on from behind a wall. Both feeling it was an act of pure love for each other and God.
Next moment in my dream i had a unique euphoric spiritual experience feeling the precence of God, i usually only had these feelings with Catholic contexts, as i was raised catholic.

Next moment i woke up all in sweat, terrified of what my mind/dream/nightmare had just produced. No i do not want to become a muslim.

But do i have a choice?

Want to play odd one out, retard?

You sure do.

Why do idiots come here trying to convert people? What you think they won't put you on a list and watch you? A European trying to convert people on a notorious site like Sup Forums? Lol
Have fun

They're developing because they're muslim.

>saying the shahada in English

Thats a beheading for you, Hanschmed.

>>Lebanon
Fuck off, Lebanon is the last remaning non-muslim middle-eastern country
No matter how hard in denial you mudslimes are about it

New Converts to Islam - April 2016

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>there are no non-muslim developing countries
>there are no rich muslim countries

Jesus told me to convert to ISLAM

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>No bacon

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Every thread like this is reported as ISIS recruitment to the relevant authorities, don't worry.

Never shall Europa fall to the teachings of an immoral pedophile Bedouin.

I S L A M I S C A N C E R

Lmao you don't se us bombing serb and croats now do you?

i fear your imam told you fairytales. insta-paradise is only for your exothermically dying brothers.

all others have to wait for the extermination of the jews.

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It's to tackle misinformation and get people to unprejudiced look into Islam. Worked on me.

ISIS has nothing to do with Islam

He is not immoral

Pic. related is a city of a country that has Islam as the state religion, 100% Islamic in every way.

"Hellish nightmare" indeed. Can you show me a city in Switzerland that looks as breath-taking? Didn't think so...

Enjoy milking your cows, mountain Jew.

No thanks I stay with Jesus

>He is not immoral
I find it odd you did not contest the pedophile part tho.

Different cultures different times. Cuckstainity doesn't prohibit child marriages. In fact Islam is the only religion that restricts child marriages (Wife has to be mentally grown enough to consent to marriage)

You know that hundreds of thousands of Muslim women convert to Christianity every year?

Actually, it's such an epidemic in Malaysia that Muzzies are trying to make it illegal. :^)

wow, it really made me think, huh.

No I didn't. But that doesn't really have anything to do with what I said. What's your point?

Muhamad fucked a 9 year old - he was a war lord, lead dozens of wars, personally killed people, was too degenerate too only have sex with one woman so he just declared marrying multiple women is ok, as long as they wear garbage bags when they go outside (wtf??) - AND HE FUCKING MARRIED A 7 YO AND FUCKED HER WHEN SHE WAS 9

mohamad is a false prophet and his teachings are cancerous to the enlightened world, as any muslim country or muslim population proves!

the arabic world was enlightened and sientific 1200 years ago - then came Islam and 200-300 years later the arabic world was backwards.

The country of spain translates more book a year than the entire arabic world in the last 1000 years! books are haram ofcourse.

the entire muslim population of the last 120 years has produced 2 (two) nobel prizes, one being in economics, making that effectivily 1 (one) - what a waste resources, when an entire population does nothing for the progress of humanity but breeds like rats.

>mentally grown
That's why he molested her in her bed when she was six right? Get your fuckin tequila outta here

To a normal man, seeing that woman and how she's wrapped up is not attractive it's ugly. Islam is about domination of others and just because your women are willing to be your slaves, actually strong men don't want slave wives.

It's 2016, why do you dinosaur fuckers still dress a certain way? No way I'd want to be a cult asslicker.

I wish islam was extinct,the world is a worse place every second that muslims continue to exist.

>(Wife has to be mentally grown enough to consent to marriage)

9 years old? Just like with Aisha the wife of Muhammad? You worship a dead warlord pedophile.

Christianity is the only true religion.

>Be Muslim woman
>Get raped by shitskins
>Cannot find 4 male muslim witnesses
>Get stoned for adultery
True religion, and true justice

>ISIS hast NOTHING to do with Islam

except that they do exactly what is written in the Koran.

Child marriages were normal throughout the world all throughout time. Islam is the only religion that restricts that practice. He only fought necessary wars. What's wrong with having multiple wives. All his wives except 1 were widows and divorcees who wouldn't be able to provide for themselves without him. Pretty noble imo.

I'm sure you would love living under sharia law.

Also modern skyscrapers are hardly breathtaking. This could be anywhere... Cold jewish steel structures, no culture, no identity.

If you save up the next decade, maybe you can afford a trip to pic related.

He didn't

There is nothing in Islam that prohibits science. It's the cultural/political situation in the arab world responsible for that.
>hijab
>garbage bag

Yeah pretty noble to have them cosplay as sand ninjas and to take all their human rights away

And didn't Muhhamed decree that Allah said no more visitors at his house because they were annoying him? Sounds like a dicklicker

>marrying some sandniger that was raped as a kid by her father and 12 brothers and that wears a garbage bag 24/7

We'll stick to Catholicism, thanks Ahmed.

Please understand, "child marriages" were between young people of similar age because people died so young.

As life expectancy raised, western christian cultures raised the marriage age a bit. (called morals by depraved people)

Yet Islam took the opportunity to turn into sicko child pedos fed from your pathetic weak need to dominate. Islam = asslickers.

>>I confess that there is no god but God.

This doesn't make sense, how can there be no go and then there is a god.?

Yes like Aisha.
Jesus is muslim

>wears a garbage bag 24/7
THIS. The mooslim garbage bag is perfect to cover the ugly faces of their dog-faced women, no wonder.

Back to 9gag

Sunni or Shia, bro?

Killing innocents is forbidden.

He didn't take away their rights he gave them rights.

>Jesus is Muslim
How in any way does that make sense?

REEEEE YOU MADE ME SAYTHE SHADADA

Islam was invented almost 700 years after the resurrection of our Lord.

Exactly. Also, there's nothing "cute" about them. Try being around a woman wearing that crap in 100F heat.

The teaching is there is only one God, declaring monotheistic reality.

>there is no god but God
Basically, there's only one God in Islamic faith: Allah. Every other gods are not gods, rather either fake gods or disciples of Allah. A more suitable sentence would be "there is no god except for Allah."

>cultures raised the marriage age a bit
And? Nothing wrong with that. The marriage age in a lot of muslim countries raised as well. What is your point?

Sunni

>Try being around a woman wearing that crap in 100F heat
Well it's not like mooslims are called shitskins for nothing, their dirty assholes have literally baked turds into their skin.

I say the same thing about any religion that wears a costume, you're weirdos!

> muslim qts

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

if you cannot see the inherent fallacies of Islam, than there is no helping you.

Keep your shit ideologies for yourself, stay quite and let the rest of humanity continue with their ascent to the stars.

Muhhamed was 50
Aisha was fucking 9

Is there actually a lot of young Muslims in Indonesia? I heard it's more cultural for most.

So I have to give 10% of my annual income to a fat cunt in a mosque?

Islam is the same abrahamitic religion as Judaism and Christianity. We just have the uncorrupted version.

My point is moohamid fucking a 9 year old isn't excused by "hey everyone married young then" because there's a major age difference, which is not cool. What was he, 45?

I can find over 20 verses of the late koran (>early koran) that expicitly says to kill infidels and how to do it.

Middle Eastern women are commonly said to be some of the most beautiful in the world.

>inherent fallacies of Islam
Like?

Tells me what rights were given to Muslim women

>unironically worshipping a pedo

It's shit. All Abrahamic religions are shit, but Islam is the worst one.

Both christianity and islam is fucking cancer the same way
>but muh christcucks dont blow people up
not anymore they did a lot of awfull shit you cant deny so gfys plz

>we just have the uncorrupted version

religious faggotry in a nutshell

And consented to marriage. Still don't get your problem. If you think modern women can't consent to marriage before 14 16 or whatever it is forbidden in Islam to marry them beforehand

This is how dumb mooslims are, they say shit like "ours is same but different" (uncorrupted)

It's not the same shitskin, it's different.

If I was a sandnigger turbovirgin who's completely inept with women, I'd also run around spouting off about butifel melike

You're talking about light skinned versions of darkies that have been cleaned up by Caucasian genes.

Name one
>late koran
No such thing. You have to interpret everything in the context of the whole koran

The fact that your book literally says the when the Sun goes down, it goes into a FUCKING MURKY PUDDLE

Ah right thanks.
all these gods should have a fight, the one who wins is top God forever after.
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Some Catholic women only wear the veil during church services. It comes off after leaving the mass.

Muslim women smell like a fucking barn when it gets hot outside. Disgusting.

>Middle Eastern women are commonly said to be some of the most beautiful in the world.

unironically believing a Sup Forums meme

they've been inbreeding for thousands of year

Legal rights, right to inherit. Protection from arbitrary violence and murder, no arranged marriages

The most popular porn star right now is a Lebanese woman

Most Middle Eastern people are pretty light skinned bro

They did some bad stuff 1,000 years ago? We're going to compare this to modern day Islam?

I'm a young Muslim myself tbqh famalam. I'm by no means a good practicing Muslim though, fucking western degenerate influence got me to a porn addiction and an urge to want to have pre-marital sex.
However, a lot of Indonesian laws are cucked by the government's Islamic department, which led to the banning of porn. Some parts in the West (Aceh esp) have reports of having the worst practice of sharia, where last I cared there was the beheading (don't quote any if this from me) of gays. Funny considering they (the Aceh) literally put dude weed lmaos in their noodles.

Well unless you're completely retarded and didn't realize that Jesus never asked anyone to join child molesting clubs, then I guess it's a "better late then never" type of situation.

Evangelion != Religion though

Yes. Ours is different because it is the uncorrupted version

It's not meant literally lad