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stop eating crisps edition

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prawn cocktail

Does anyone know where I can live that has both cheap buses, anti-terrorism blocks and is friendly to returning jihad fighters and also prioritises non-whites?

sophie

cheese & onion

any goblins in?

does anyone know why cech wears the helmet?

irish poster, what crisps was it you had in the shop? did you at least pay for it beforehand or did you eat ALL SIX whilst waiting to be serve

me on the right

Hi lads
City of London flagger here
Just been banned for 24 hours
The mods at Sup Forums are a fucking JOKE

you are baiting and I will not be a part of it

it didn't happen mate
his battle against chronic crisp addiction is some shit gimmick he's got going

for you

can anyone remember that lad from Sup Forums that went to prison after posting some terrorist magazine that he had? I think he posted in /brit/ and it was on bbc news

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anyone ever been to scotland
scared to go myself

youtube.com/watch?v=gzn5vs_Ki2Q

it's pizza and kebab because it is as you would think
fucking yanks stopped the bosnian genocide
then there would be peace in the balkans

there's no such thing as albanians food, a bit like the ethiopian an the irish, but even worse because under the meme they are a subculture of the serbs, unlike the peerless ethiop and the gael, the masters of european and african civilisation respectively.

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oh. im a little relieved now

IN
Patricians
Banterers
Memers
Crypto millionaires
Lifters
Boozers
Shaggers

OUT
Anime
Rorke
Leftypol
Soyboys
Video Games
Yanks
Man kick ball

try posting on Sup Forums if you want to see some shit mods

apparently people here tried to post him pepes to prison

youtube.com/watch?v=8XtqUOegCv8
choon

yes i remember that. can you remember his name?

is it worth getting call of duty WWII its on sale

humans are biological creations of grey aliens

jog on jappy

agree with most of this list except the football
jog on soyboy

incredibly brave

youtube.com/watch?v=E9cTNVO8s04

was it the shiekh

need a sexy naked jewish girl to cuddle

mark alexander harding

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491

mark harding

why the fuck do i have a butcher's runtoid apron
i am the most Iirsh poster to grace these hallowed halls in a millennium and a half
dear God do not punish me so
please
I am a faithful ish Irishman
not a S*xon dog
my ancestors were her the time the first pebble was rolled in county meath, let alone the first dolmen in Newgrange

just overcame chronic crisp addiction

actually doing my head in how cute that tranny on /britfeel/ is wew

anime

>his battle against chronic crisp addiction is some shit gimmick he's got going

... y-yeah! I'm just kidding haha what am I like hahahaHAHAHA

I remember him, he was a bellend, I wasn't there when people told the police but was there when the email was sent back to the anons saying he'd been arrested and we all found out.
idk if pic related was ever sent, would be hilarious if it had been.
Mark Alexander Harding.
>mfw he got off because he has genuine autism

isnt he 15 you nonce?

best british song of 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=PA5uuBCtZ5k

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so fucking affected

I don't think a depressed person would make a quirky youtube vid about it

fucking smdh

'vloggers' should be drowned en masse.

is that daisy or twist

cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a50499/things-you-should-know-before-dating-a-jewish-girl/

THEY'RE SO CUTE

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fucking hate lefties, niggers and pakis
absolutely love trannies and other lads
yeah im gay and right wing so what

>jersey
i think it is the shiekh lmao
>He said: "This is not about terrorism or Islamic State, it is about a young man who has a condition, it is about autism and the need for treatment."

Why are 9 in 10 White South Africans cunts?

2 of the most sound guys I've ever spoken to were South African, but every other one I've met has been a cunt (I worked a wedding once from which all the 80+ guests were either white SA, Zimbabwean or Namibian, and every single one of them was obnoxious as hell).

is it because you kept blogposting in the form of emotional lyrics

sue

any judas priest lad in
is ripper kosher or no

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Greater London

It's fun, but nothing memorable. Skill gap is very small. Don't expect yourself to get 20 kills in a row, because you''ll always die around 5

you did not eat 6 packets of crisps in the shop
who the fuck starts eating their purchases inside the shop? didn't happen

l like k-on as well

posh runts
the survivors are there to be liuetentants in the mad max movies of the 2050s.

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu,
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal,
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner -

Turn off that filter and lower the brightness bet he’s dogging

feel bad lads

met a white person from Botswana once, good lad

feel good lads

yes maaaate
fucking wobbler

do you like watching movies?

me too

females know not the male experience of depression
either rain man or Stacy's day off, as I have said before
pssh

turns out you CAN have too much sandwich filler in your sandwich

what a mess

yeah now i remember his jersey flag and constant shitposting

did the man in the red shirt kick the ball again

>who the fuck starts eating their purchases inside the shop?

loads of people do this, they snack'n'shop

the ideal gf:
white (dark hair blue eyes)
1/4-1/2 jewish
beautiful
taller than 5'4 shorter than 5'8
thin hourglass
smart
upper-middle class
pescetarian
likes animals such as horses and tortoises
likes going out dancing
exhibitionist
doesn't do blowjobs/let people cum on her
isn't into vaginal sex beyond procreation
wants 4 kids
English or French

Confidence has oddly skyrocketed since she broke up with me.

Do NOT understand this but will be making the most of it.

as long as I never go back and pretend said shop never existed to begin with I guess you could say that

>Police found 'a large number' of images and audio material stored in two folders named 'Islam' and 'Nasheed' on Harding's computer
delete your Nasheeds lads QUICK

no filler in my sandwiches
only quality content
pfffft

>GIVE ME ATTENTION

Fuck off, everyone says they have depression now.

your kind aren't welcome here

BACK OF THE NET
GO ON MY SOOOOOOOOOON
ZOI CHICKENTEREAKI MOGWAI GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Rate Judas Priest and old metal bands of that era don’t really like any “real” 90’s or 80’s stuff

BUT I'VE NEVER MET A NICE SOUTH AFRICAN!

>labour up in the opinion polls
It's almost time for utopia.

Jesus Christ, where the fuck is the fella in this image? It's like they're living in Deus Ex Human Revolution but if it was dropped into a big puddle of piss and thrown into the sun.

he's got the virgin posture

*links a ting from barking*

free curtis warren

the ideal gf:
male

i don't watch movies or the tv at all

>depressed
>getting out of bed during the day
lel get fucked

can taste blood after coughing

people with taste?

Met a white person from London once

>Barnsley

kike lovers

you've never left your trailer park before

metallica sold out
only 80's 'ca is valid
good 90's stuff is Pantera and Slayer

literally unsafe to be a straight male in /brit/

do you like this music

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>Met a white person from London once

>Born: Toxteth, Liverpool