Fine Batman, i'll rape him myself

Fine Batman, i'll rape him myself.

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>all those people who said Gordon was too old to be Batman
BTFO

JESUS CHRIST

Jesus, those guns are thicc af

Is that Ned from Bubba The Love Sponge's show?

>both Gordon and Joker are gonna be more /fit/ Wonder Woman

That can't be real.

It's real.

How do you get fit when you're a superhuman? Should you like, lift trucks as your light workout?

SILVER FOX

What the heck is this? Gmod? Look at his fucking head

Just give him sunglasses and a turtle shell

Holy shit.

Does Snyder demand that every actor must be absolutely RIPPED for his movies?

He should play Wonder Woman.

Just wait until you see Dafoe

The same way Superman did I guess

Holy SHIT.

and I thought he was toned for this movie

He knows that Snyder will let you control any aspect of his movie if you beat him in a push-up contest.

He's going to save the movie boys.

>yfw Gordonbats and normal Bats are back-toback badasses

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He's got the stache now too
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THANK YOU BASED SNYDER

Testosterone plays a massive part in muscle building (one reasons women cannot naturally bulk to the levels men can) and testosterone levels for a man the age of JK will have significantly dwindled. All logic would point to some form of drug use. His body fat percentage is also at stage level/contest level bodybuilding - so there is clearly some form of drug use to maintain the low body fat percentage too. Great that he trains hard and works out but if anyone believes this is not without the help of some form of drug use is being very naive. What surprises me is that someone such as JK should be aware that such drugs are illegal in the USA and are a felony under the law. Hence why most fitness models/bodybuilders peddle the "I'm natural" line...to keep out of trouble

Context of that gif, please?

>Enjoys showing off how ripped the male body can get
>Always has his villains (except for Zod) effeminate

Now, I'm not saying he's kinda gay. But he may have skeletons in the closet. A Cry for Justice

Can someone please tell me who this is, I literally have no idea.

Everyone except Wonder Woman apparently.

Dragon ball evolution 2

>those veins
HE NEEDS SOME MILK

...

JK Simmons.

Formerly JJJ in Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy.

I didn't know I wanted this until now.

>I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF ANT-MAN!

>in DC, even fucking commissioner Gordon is more swole than Wonder Woman

I don't know, he hasn't got roid shoulders going on there, has he?

Also
>What surprises me is that someone such as JK should be aware that such drugs are illegal in the USA and are a felony under the law.
>anyone
>paying attention to drug laws
>ever

>provide 61 year old man with roids to bulk up for the role of commissioner Gordon
>won't ask 31 year old woman do it to play Wonderwoman

Still, I doubt any man at the age of 60 something can get that jacked naturally. Moreover, roids depend on the level of testosterone already found on the body, so if his was on the lower side of the scale, it may have lead to him not developing roid shoulders.

Zeon saw his penis.

Fucking hell, he looks like that Rocksteady Gordon who's built like a Gears of War character.

>We will never get a movie where J Jonah Jameson pins Spider-Man to the floor and rapes him

That would be sexist.

What fucking excuse do I have to not be as ripped as him?

;_;

Gonna need to update this

Is that the Gold's in burbank? And what the fuck is with asshat on the left get out the way fucker let the man get his swole on.

You're not getting paid millions of dollars to do it?

So we're going to get the Gordon movie announcement at comic con then

You don't have Snyder giving you PEDs for free

Top kek

>lazy
>don't really like the muscly look
>what said

An enlisted soldier in the Earth Army is saying at his court martial for being a suspected spy for the enemy that the enemy is not evil. When they're done laughing they give both his subordinates the kill order if they ever see him even considering aiding the enemy.

What makes this even funnier is that one episode ago the mere sight of someone in enemy uniform sent him into PTSD murder boner mode, then he spent one night balls deep in one of the choicest pieces of ass Space had to offer and he did a complete 180.

I mean, he was already in good shape anyway, so if he's coming off the back of that?

>I'll kill the Spider myself

I'm sure he's looking IMPRESSIVE

Look at the size of his triceps. Low bodyfat is one thing but they're are fucking huge.

Snyder will make a man OUT OF YOU!!!

This nigga is Tenzin for real, holy shit.

This is set up for the Titans, right? Because after MSG Japan's boner for Zeon dictated that the EF be portrayed as run by a bunch of corrupt, violent blowhards even though the soldiers on the ground did their best.

LOBO VS SANTA CONFIRMED

>Batman, you better rape the Joker or else I'm gonna beat you bloody

Is this some sort of Scandinavian folklore monster?

Oh fuck

She's done exactly what you cucks wanted and you still hate her. Just admit all you wanted out of the Wonder Woman actress was big tits and ass.

All that testosterone in one room. I feel faint just thinking about it

tits, ass, and the ability to act.

I'm really worried, is Snyder even human?

Three things that Ellen Page lacks

AND muscles. Were you not paying attention to us? Tits and ass and muscles, not some bony skeleton who has to bulk for three years just to reach a regular body weight.

Don't pretend like you're some connoisseur on acting when all you watch is capeshit.

According to Lars von Trier, Defoe has a penis that leaves people confused.

There is a useless fact for you today.

JK Simmons is looking swole as fuck these days.

Yes, he stalks the rooms of little boys and girls who dont say their prayers and tells them to FINISH IT!

>She's done exactly what you cucks wanted

In fact i remenber she doing nothing

DCEU GordonBats when ?

Is he rushing, is he dragging or is he SWELLING?

Did you photoshop that woman into the photo? Where did she come from? Why is she sitting in front of Dafoe and why does she appear in to be distressed?

Dude was already swole in Whiplash, he's rushing.

I'd like all that and the muscles too.
Too bad we'll get NONE of that. Instead we get the twig.

I would watch JK Simmons bang Jared Leto, desu

BACK TO FORMULA

So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass and sends you to get him spiderman photos

What do you do?

we'll get the announcement a few months before JL comes out I'm sure

It's a known fact that Dafoe has a massive dong. Guess

She did put on muscle though. It's just not a roided out shemale, which is why you're upset.

>Dafoe plays the Joker in JL
>Fight scene with batman
>Joker Dafoe whips his dick out to confuse batman.

Make it Happen Snyder!

If you go down the Google image rabbit hole deep enough you find the most interesting pictures also thats his wife Giada Colagrande

She's listening.

ignore him and go to dr. connor's class

>We're making a movie about a hundred foot tall mighty tree.
>We're casting a seed for this part.
>OMG guys it'll get bigger for the movie, damn.

>What do you mean you were completely underwhelmed by the sapling that we used in the movie?
>It was bigger than when we first showed you it, come on, cut it some slack.

Oh god, I can see it. It WRAPS AROUND THE GRUNDLE

THIS MAN COULD PROBABLY LITERALLY FUCK HIMSELF

>Williem DaDong

LV: I wouldn’t let him treat her in any other way than with his dick, he has an enormous dick, but that maybe I took also…he’s extremely well-equipped. And we had to kind of take the scenes out of the film, we had a stand-in for him, we had to take the scenes out with his own dick.

PK: Hold on —-You had a stand-in dick? You had to have a stand in dick for Dafoe?

LV: Yes, yes, we had to have, because Will’s own was too big.

PK: Too big to fit in the screen?

LV: (laughs) No, too big because everybody got very confused when they saw it.

PK: People would get intimidated. Especially when he starts-

LV: Especially when he-

PK: When he ejaculates blood, that was uh-

LV: Oh yeah, yeah. That was the double.

PK: It’s quite a trick.

LV: Uh, yes.

Gordon, you've had a busy day... all this running around... all this excitment with BBBBAAAAATTTTTTTMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNN!

they already did that:
youtube.com/watch?v=t9ooZYjF0mI

Well thats a thing. fuck man how the fuck does one cum Blood.

Willem Dafoe must be the most metal person on the planet

This honestly makes me want to buy the Ultimate Edition even more. Maybe Warner Cuckers will allow JL to be 3 hours long off the bat. Fit in a scene of JK Simmons coming across a thug taking pics of some rape victims nude body in an alley (titties in shot). Show Gordo beating the fucking piss out of the goon with R rated violence.

Underrated post

Oh no, that was the plot of some shitty black and white movie where everyone went mental.

>all he did was get his ass kicked until Bruce returned

Fuck, I just got it.

I like petite women, I like muscular women more though. Gadot is one of those

God dammit Carlos

NO FUCKIN WAY!!! *head explode*