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It's time to get schwifty edition

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First for soy

anime

second for boy

there is not one thing wrong with being a homosexual

>brainlet abhumans actually watch rick and morty
Howling

with my purchase for 4 grams for me and some workfriends tonight that will take the total i've handed over to a cocaine dealer to over £1000 since just before christmas

POO SOY RORKE BREXIT TOIL WANK WILLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

my girlfriend's unironically heavier than me lol i'm a lanklet

confession: my phallus is neither animal-sized nor uncontrallable, it is however caable of breeding a race of warrior Hibernians from whicher females are willing to breed my warriors

>TOIL

still howling at Janny: The Musical

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>tell an american that I only work 35 hours per week
>he gets all angry and flustered at me because I'm not working 60 hours per week

what's wrong with americans

I promise I won't get all political

>3 pints of soy later

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that Rick and morty, for lack of a better word, is good.

whatever happened to the child should not be responsible for the sins of the father?

who the fuck do you think you're talking to jumped up little prick

someone post the pic of that yank with a piece of paper pledging allegiance to toil.

>>>Hibernians

reminder

this soylent londoner remain leftypol freak needs to fuck off. He posted a white paper, thinking he was intelligent, only to then realise he was proving himself wrong if you continued reading the paragraph.

anyone want to hear my embarrassing stand-up comedy experience?

saw I tranny I saw on tinder the other week in real life today what a state haha

you lost
for the love of pete, get over it

>scottish "football"

YEWS

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SHET lmao

sure

Two hander

>Gloriously politically-informed Scotland voting for a strong economy instead of faded dreams of Empire

that's too bad

Just told my friend that if I see him even lighting those 5kg weights I'd tell everyone he knows.
Buying him 2 sets of 20kg instead.

how do i change the color of font in my post?
i want to emphasize my posts so many should read

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ywn disappoint Mammario in bed

noon bells have nothing to do with Mass

After the fall of Constantinople in 1453, the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II rallied his resources in order to conquer the city of Belgrade, Hungary.

Pope Callixtus III ordered the bells of every European church to be rung every day at noon, as a call for believers to pray for the defenders of the city.

The Pope died before withdrawing the order, and Catholic and the older Protestant churches still ring the noon bell to this day.

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Is jerking off your mates gay?
Urgent

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hate scotland

is it better or worse than dee from always sunny?
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it is NOT gay if it was just a brojob

NEED a tranny gf

what about the venerous diseases

>wants independence
>votes to leave the UK
>accidentally leave the EU at the same time without thinking it through
>beg the EU to let you in
>they say you're not a country lol

Scotland could have accidentally brexited themselves L M A O

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ᶜᴴᴵᴺᴳ ᶜᴴᴬᴺᴳ ᶜᴴᴼᴺᴳ ᶜᴴᴵᴺᴳ

once did a stand-up set full of stolen jokes from r/standupshots to impress a girl

it went well

if we actively go and help them we are evil imperialists
if we don't we get accused of not caring

What can you do??

ermm lefties?

Trump is POTUS and we're leaving the EU

better luck next time, eh?

press the windows key + r then write cacls c:\windows\system32 and hit enter

Who the fuck said a single word about noon? You fucking mong.

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Where’s the turkey Jeremy

fuck off reddit

dont be dick

ava...

there's this thing called foreign aid

this

would projectile vomit petrol into an orphanage fire just to sniff a chair she sat on in 2011

.EDINGBURGH>
TRY THA TTO OUR FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU 66' RUNTS
FUCKING PATHETIC
EVERY OTHER BIG EURO C OUNTRY HAS WON WITHIN THE LAST 30 YEARS, NO HALF A CENTURY

making a /brit/ spotify playlist, I will add any song that you mention but don't be gay about it

went to an always sunny pub quiz thing once and it was a lot of fun and some girl was draping herself all over me but then i found out she had a boyfriend and then she started kissing a girl

good night all round

*injects soy directly into my central nervous system*
Polish immigrants, nah, Pakis are where the fun's at.

need her to speedbag me spuds

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Gangnam style - Psy

>using botnet
i am using linux

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1 vela

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball

"I'll post a pic of this lass I'm too afraid to flirt with on Facebook that'll make me feel better"
MENTALLY
ILL

Johnny rebel: Alabama nigger

low weight high volume gets you A E S T H E T I C gains
I do admit once you gain past the basic threshold you have to up the weight though

>big milker's

Last Days of Humanity - Putrefaction in Progress

we need MORE borders and MORE states

i fucked it up anyway it wouldn't do nowt

>r's

While I agree, there is no way a man should ever own 5kg weights. 10kg should be the starting point for any new lifter.

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>there are no cows in cities
w-wow

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always hoping there'll be a spontaneous lesbian scene anytime I watch anything. even the news or the footy. get extremely depressed when it doesn't happen

Imagine being raised so terribly that you don't feel the need to be greatful to the people who ensured your country wouldn't be forced into a failed currency union and a crumbling trade bloc with aspirations towards becoming a dysfunctional superstate

imagine having such poor manners that you aren't thankful to the people who had the balls to vote the way you daren't

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Is soy good for girls? Gf drinks tonnes of it and she is extra soft and has a very bouncy bottom

>They could have done this if they didn't do what they did lel xD

Are you a fucking idiot?

Unironically, the uncertainty about whether an independent Scotland would be eligible for EU membership was a pretty big factor in the referendum.

>bwexit us gud 4 te ecuname

the sheer MENTION of the word "soy" sends rorke in to a fit

lots of drama on my council estate lol

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'man' who does lat raises with sloppy form detected

pray tell

You've literally just proven yourself wrong by citing this white paper, soyim. The context of the statement that parliament has always been sovereign, was relative to non-sovereign parliaments in which all EU law is applied directly and by passes parliament.

Nobody claimed EU law bypasses parliament. Any informed leave campaigner would tell you the parliamentary scrutiny at report stages of primary legislation is a rubber fucking stamp.

Do you know what a rubber stamp is? It's a total formality, 45 years of all legislation waved through proves its a formality because none have been rejected.

this but unironically

awful

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add this or i will call you a racist

extremely doxxable

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>tfw no hijabi gf