TRUMP GETS STUCK IN ELEVATOR

cnn.com/2016/07/31/politics/trump-elevator-rescue/index.html

What a fucking retard

They're trying to kill him.
Stay say, Trump-san.

damn I'm a cruzmissile now

Did the retard cry?

No.
You're still a French faggot like before.

>Inb4 this becomes the next leftist media meme

Shut the fuck up nerd

Chinese working with Hillary on removing Trump?

>Trump eventually took the stage at the rally, where he opened his remarks by blasting the local fire marshal for shutting off entry to his campaign event due to capacity restrictions.

>"This is why our country doesn't work," Trump said as he slammed the Colorado Springs fire marshal during the rally, moments after the department's firefighters rescued him. The paper reported that Trump said the fire marshal "didn't know what he was doing and 'was probably a Democrat.' "

Christ, Sup Forums will defend this.

...

Finally, Donald, I have you alone. Now, if you would kindly hand over your delegates...

>Trump says mean words to a firefighter that a '''''''paper'''''' reported he said.
>Killary wants a war with Russia
Oh boy, I'm now #mentallyhill!

That elevator was low energy

I'm now billing for Hillary.

>"This is why our country doesn't work,"

mfw

wtf I hate elevators now

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Only a tiny minority of elevators has the ability to trap people inside.

This increasing hatred toward elevators makes me sick like Bill Clinton.

Modern journalism.

Ban assault elevators
>thousands of murrikans dead in the first week

No, that was China.


That's always in China.

Thanks for correcting the record®
After pondering what would happen if Trump wins the election, I have decided to shill for Hill and invite my friends to do the same

BUILD

It's a recorded statement. You can hear it.

too bad they failed