You wake up 100 years ago

>You wake up 100 years ago

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What in the world is a mooslman

I wake up in Washington before Caliphornians have tainted it
feels great 2bh

Become a Chekist

What messicans? California is hwite

Tell my country to never let niggers vote and to fully support hitler

wow great

Another crisis, gosh that stupid king is a useless bastard.

time to rape

...

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Time to go to war.

tell our politicians to never fall for the statist meme

All these Wops are ruining the city. Everyone of them is a criminal.

drink damned good whiskey and laugh at the westies for getting shot and having shit whiskey

noice

>when you let the prank go too far

2 months from now Lithuania will gain independence, pretty good

better enjoy it while you can :)

>Rush to Britain
>Break down the door of House of Commons
>Push past all his associates
>Chase after him like a dog, panting, breathing
> Tackle David Lloyd George
> Scream and beg for him to not make T*rkey a state
> Tell him if he ever thinks of granting """independence""" to any ar*b state I'll kill his family

i invest in bitcoin

hmm

smart

that's 90 years too early me thinks

I hesistlantly get my skull measured..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

grimmest fate

remember to look for old captain mustache so you can give him a wedgie

*gets shot*

*arrives in Finland*

how exciting it would be to witness your country at its dawn, must be a time of great enthusiasm and renewal.

No this is not a bug, it is a feature.

Funny how I we would actually shoot at each other at St. Die

must repair ship
must heal soldier

>become a high school teacher and teach dance to JK

Get drafted

>Dodge draft
>get rich off the stock market
>Cash out before great depression
>Fuck some wives and daughters for food or money.

Could be worse. At least we're neutral.
Time to visit great grampa.

At least I get to kill communists
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sad to have this in your past

and there's a war and no independent Poland yet.

what is this movie?

>no Independent Poland

only normal, many countries no longer exist after all

Still can't believe those FUCKING Teutons tried to get us bean'd. Fuck them.

>but senhor, then who will vote?

Oy vey

kek