Everyone's in agreement that Crying Breakfast Friends is an internal parody of this show, right?
Kayden Flores
Lapis is shit pass it on
Grayson Myers
These threads need to move back to /trash/, you aren't going to have anything new to talk about for two months.
Thomas Murphy
WORST GEM W O R S T G E M
Austin Sullivan
I've just watched the first season of Steven Universe. I think I might be in love with Pearl. Is this what having a waifu feels like?
Ethan Moore
Pearl is Hitler
Jack Cox
That's what I thought when I first saw it, then the episode when steven quizzed amythest kinda confirmed it for me.
Austin Hall
would getting Jasper drunk be a good or bad idea?
Jeremiah Scott
We don't know since right now Jasper has no character
Austin Howard
I like pearl too. It makes me happy to see her happy.
Caleb Stewart
My headcanon says she'd take like, fifty dicks at the minimum.
Jose Lewis
Rollereno
Luis Ross
Bad idea
Brandon Phillips
>another Pearlfag
Liam Scott
Pearlfags that stand with pearl are never alone.
Connor Carter
So what's the word on new episodes? Do we have another big hiatus?
Jayden Hill
At the best end of June, at the worst 2 months
Brandon Gomez
So, who else was a massive Pearlfag riiiight up until smol Peridot was a thing?
Jonathan Cook
More peridots
Jackson Murphy
Me... ;~;
Austin Gray
>smol >>>/tumblr/
Charles Sullivan
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
James Sanchez
Same
Ryder Adams
kay
Lucas Taylor
why do most of those peridots have the wrong shaped gem?
the artist does realize cut and facet are production numbers, right?
Jaxson Morgan
How many times have you rewatched the show, /sug/?
Dylan Bennett
gimme that 99/00 BOI
Levi Fisher
Welcome to Waifu hell Have a Poil
Anthony Ward
i was a peri fag when she was introduced
Noah Long
>giving a shit >2007+9.5
Parker Thompson
Post tfw hiatus
Jose Phillips
Soooo Amethyst is kinda neat, huh?
Ayden Reyes
3 and a half
Justin Adams
We use that word too.
Jackson Anderson
I became and stayed a Perifag when she started turning into Team Rocket.
Evan Ortiz
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i literally cannot watch an episode more than once for some reason, id probably have to start from the beginning and go all the way to the latest episode
maybe im an aspie
Jayden Russell
...
Hunter Morris
Nah, she' fairly messy.
But it's organized mess. She's got a system.
Mason Hernandez
Never
Thats because Sup Forums is literally tumblr.
Joseph Moore
...
Luis Lopez
>deleted the TRUMP 2016 you ignorant fuck
Blake Adams
You mean hot?
Isaac Long
...
Joshua Sullivan
Reminder that time itself bends to the will of the gems Come before the hand ship and be frozen into the stillness of death, submit and spare yourselves the pain of living etc. etc.
Gavin Richardson
Nah, Ruby's the hot one.
Carter Brown
>blush mallet hasnt done anything in like two days
Guess the hiatus has her down too
Evan Garcia
>wanna post recap >hesitant because of potential nuking
Josiah Lopez
...
Joshua Martin
Or because you can relate to get being an or of her element mess in normal human situations?
Cameron Ortiz
...
Nathan Martin
40k fag get out.
And im saying this as someone who actually plays the fucking tabletop
Justin Bennett
>Reminder that time itself bends to the will of the gems Only that one time when Steven killed himself a bunch.
William Hill
concept: blue diamond has no eyes or nose, just a mouth
when a gem displeases her she unhinges her jaw and her mouth opens spreading across her entire face revealing multiple rows of hundreds of serrated teeth and fucking eats them
Dylan White
See? I knew Peridot was just flavor of the month. Pearl love never dies.
Jordan Rodriguez
Do it and then repost in case of a nuke
We should be more controlled than this and resist this illegal thread. It's filthy.
Gavin Perez
Image limit was reached in the last thread and it's on page 8, I'm sure this thread will be fine.
Levi Brooks
HEROES NEVER DIE
Angel Harris
The deal is page ten
Easton Davis
need me a freak like her
Benjamin Johnson
...
Xavier Collins
...
Ian Reed
>the deal It's a self-imposed rule.
Liam Evans
Blue pearl get out you're a slinker or your diamond replaced you millenia ago for a fancy new model.
Leo Green
my nigga
Elijah Murphy
If the mods aren't going to enforce the rule, then it's going to be ignored.
Xavier King
>rule It's more of a guideline
On a related note, is there a Steven edit yet?
Kevin Morales
But it works. Self control is just what these threads need if they're going to survive until the next episode.
Have you never been here for a mods ruling?
Disgusting. Greg's love is for giant women only.
Matthew Thomas
is it because that how many it'll take to satisfy her?
i think it'd be more for the challenge >today i exhausted 50 puny earthlings and had them begging for mercy >tomorrow i'll try for 55
Ayden Baker
I'm sure Hot Pocket-san won't have a shit fit if we occasionally make a new thread while the old one is on page 8 or 9.
Aaron Watson
What if a Steven Jasper fusion got a cold?
Hudson Torres
If Amethyst and Pearl fought for real, with killing intent, who would be the first to cry "Hold, enough?"
Liam Rivera
>needing 50 human earth dicks when even 1000 cannot compete with THE MURDERCOCK
William Brown
our world is worth fighting for
Ryder Cook
You know, I really, really wish the crew would start addressing the fact that Ruby and Sapphire's relationship is really unhealthy. They're extremely codependent and it's pretty damn clear that they don't even really understand each other's point of view.
I want an arc where they realize their relationship isn't healthy and they have to take a break from each other to become their own people.
>people still take the trump meme seriously
people expect him to fix the economy because he's a business man, ignoring the fact that he inherited his wealth and every business he started flopped and/or was an obvious scam, then they ignore him being a wallstreet man and expect him to stand up to wallstreet for them
meanwhile, he's ignoring debate questions to talk about his penis, insulting the disabled, making racist comments left and right all while flip-flopping on every single issue. He's a joke, and he's not even a funny one
Eli Gomez
Post YD
Grayson King
Amethyst because Pearl wants to die.
Adam Martin
On the other hand, Amethyst is much stronger than pearl, but she's got a lot less experience and pearl's fighting style is built for the idea that she's fighting bigger, stronger gems
Hunter Green
>They're extremely codependent and it's pretty damn clear that they don't even really understand each other's point of view. Garnet's actually interdependent. Steven's the codependent one.
Nolan Bell
i actually thought that blue pearl's haircut was kind of a foreshadowing of her being replaced
why her haircut? well theres another blue-haired quiet girl with a similar haircut who gets replaced by a clone in a show that SU is heavily inspired by
Jayden Roberts
Holy shit I made that gif too!
Have the template someone posted a long time ago as my way of saying "i can't believe someone saved that"
Connor Scott
don't erase artist's shit though, stupid bernbot
Asher Clark
There was a whole conversation about this yesterday
Pearl fights circles around amethyst but cant get back up if she gets sucker punched
Charles Carter
That would mean no more garnet though.
Christopher Myers
>Ruby and Sapphire's relationship is really unhealthy
Grayson Flores
>Amethyst is much stronger than pearl Actually gem size directly correlates to gem strength because it's basically determined by how much spare energy the magic engine in their gem can afford their physical form.
Pearl is stronger than Amethyst, canonically.
Now shit like who would win in a fight comes down to shit like spacing, terrain affinity, 2ndary powers, experience, disposition, intelligence, etc.
But in terms of raw physical and magical strength, Pearl>Amethyst
Ethan Wright
You ever notice how it's only white people that ever get facelifts? Everyone else either gets botox or fake breasts. We clearly haven't worked out all the kinks, or people would stop looking shiny, and create am age that doesn't exist.
Welcome to late night /sug/, where comfy eurofags and insomniac burgers post together in the name of their wives, and maybe talk about stuff too. You never know with us. We're the wild cards in a game of poker. The aces in a blackjack. The jackpot in slots. The crowd loves us and the dealers hate us. I'm your host Lapis Lewdzuli.
Here we go.
>BREAKING NEWS! Op forgets to change the fucking Edition title. What a thoughtless dork. >Our Top Story! The battle rages on as the denizens of /sug/ argue for hours back and forth about the competence of human war plans and gempire capability and what it would take to rek a gem. Guns, missiles, ships, space travel, and the potential lethality of all that is war encompassed. All because one user presented a scenario in which user was drafted into a gem war and asked what they would bring with them. It just goes to show that of all things, war is eternal. Because war - war never changes. >This heated diatribe devolves into talking about faster than light travel, and the origins of Gems themselves. What a nice wrap up to that shitstorm, you fucking nerds. >A vorefag reveals his power level as he describes Blue Diamonds potential for having more teeth than the Osmond Family. I can understand oral play, but good god you're talking about getting eaten for a brief orgasm followed by DEATH. Disgusting degeneracy. >Chief Correspondent Jim makes a daring comeback after the Geode crash lands on Earth. Who was to last head correspondent? I can't even fucking remember.
And now, the weather. Stay tuned.
Ryan Butler
True enough, but we've never seen Pearl fight Amethyst with intent to kill.
Amethyst has also never fought to kill another Gem, and she's untested.
Grayson Cooper
we all want murdercock, but he's retired
a gems going to have to make do with regular cocks
Josiah Reyes
Sail on, brave soul
Owen Myers
You guys don't know what codependency is.
Joshua Sanders
I'm fine with that. garnet has death flags on her and to be honest, I would like to see the second half of the series involve Steven learning to lead with Sapphire as his advisor
No, it's not size. Lapis is shorter than half the cast but is more powerful than the entire crystal gems. Peridot confirmed in Too Far that Amethyst is at the very least close to full strength despite her size. Her main problem is a lack of experience and skill, as well as her childish mentality
