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Smoking is bad for your health edition

Cute girls Edition

thought about buying a bunny outfit lads

Cute, I still really want to get a maid outfit
Alfonso is worst trap

GAY ERP

The "milieu" are the local mafias of Marseille, Nice and Corsica
Mafias (not only the Italian ones) are making billions today, the n'drangetha is very powerfull here in South-East France but they are much more hidden and stealth than before

Do it, do you have any other outfits like that?

>I still really want to get a maid outfit
why? not to be rude but you don't have anyone to wear it for

for what purpose?

Answer this

I didn't go further than Rome either but I know that there are beautiful landscape and beaches and to see really old stuff like greek times stuff beside that there's nothing oh and the food is what you guys call real italian food

maid and schoolgirl

gonna wear it for my bf

Because I want to dress up cute, even if it's just for myself

Post pics pls

Yeah they are stealth
Mind you being in the North-East I would never knew about mafia besides films and stuff
I have to not worry about to anything
The south of the country is different though and I have no say to the matter

I might've been unlucky but strangely enough best Italian food I ate wasn't even in Italy. Thanks for reply

I bet you'd look cute

post boipucci before say to others to post stuff

Don't worry, Italy is full of tourist trap that only goals is to sell junk food
Usually Italy is regarded as the best in the world for food related stuff (along to France)

B-But this is a blue board user

He won't, I'm still waiting on the pics of the maid outfit he promised
I probably wouldn't desu

post an imgur link

Imgur all the way :^)

Obv I'm joking...~maybe~

>I'm still waiting on the pics of the maid outfit he promised
:/

I was in one place near Venice where food was great and cheap, but the further I traveled it kept getting worse, even though I tried to avoid getting trapped. French cuisine I dislike because my food tastes are childish.

How different?
Here they used to be sicily-tier (because of french conection and stuff) my father owned a bike store during the 90's in Nice and some of his customers were local mafiosi, these guys were very feared because everyone knew that your family will be exterminated if you disrespected them
Daddy had a good friend from the "milieu" so he never had any problems with them

Oh ok, I'm unironically not very fond in italian cuisine I prefer my local one more
For example I don't like pizza :P

>Obv I'm joking...
no.no you are not you homosexual

Yep this is Sicily tier
I know that Marseillaise it's like our Naples so I don't wonder that much...
You will never experience that stuff in Italt outside the south

Being slapped in the face by a bunch of horny kiwi and aussie juicy cocks!

>Liechbunny call me a homo

Dumb slut, that's not gonna happen

Never say never, I'm going to become the threads meat toilet and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

I just want to cuddle or kiss one...

>Astolfo
I like you even more

There are shootings every months in Marseille and in Corsica but the targets are only rival thugs/mafiosi, you don't have to worry about it they will never take the risk to kill a civilian

Do you live perhaps in Marseille?

Well, I unironically like American pizza more :^)
Not that Italian is bad, but seems just like a snack, and not that good compared to your other foods like paella or risotto which are my favorites, and Italian desserts are top notch as well

want to have some frog legs rn

It's never going to happen, and Singapore is the threads meat toilet
Haha even a loser like me managed to get a kiwi bf but you can't, really makes you think

I live near Nice, in the moutains far away from these bullshits
Mafia shootings are also frequent in Nice

>like paella
Italians do Paella? I thought it was just Spanish

>managed to get a kiwi bf
I wouldn't really count it if you were only together for 2 dates

do you still text each other?

Paella is spanish
Didn't know the south of your country was this dangerous

Holy shit you're right, but for some reason I always thought it was Italian. Well I guess it's kinda similar to risotto anyway, so...

Well we were "together" for months on /balt/ before our unfortunate dates, and I think I've still got his number but we only talk on here now

>unfortunate dates

Was it necause you discovered gay but not the other?
You don't have to answer if it makes uncomfortable, only curiosity

*because

>be my father
>own a bike store
>one day some thugs come to get the pizzo
>refuse to pay it
>they destroy everything in the store
>2 days later some weird guy is spending his days spying you
>the weeks pass and your wife is terrified because the weird guy is also spying your childs when they are going to school
>phonecall your mafiosi friend and tell him the story
>yes yes friend, we know them but they're just faggots, we'll take care of them
>notice the "we"
>1 day later police found the weird guy with dead with a bullet in his head

>1 day later police found the weird guy with dead with a bullet in his head
1 day later police found the weird guy dead with a bullet in his head*

Holy fucking shit w-what was the weird guy? Your father mafia friend?

Never mind I get it
But why your father befriend with the mafia guys that destroyed your shop only two days ago?

Basically I thought I was bi but we met and it turned out I liked boys less than I thought, so we broke up and since then I've been extremely confused about my sexuality

mafias have shitons of clans who are at war with each others
they are also at war with local thugs gangs

the guys who came to get the pizzo were just simple thugs who were known in the city for causing troubles
father's friend was a mafiosi, he had nothing to do with these amateurs

have you ever had a gf?

Well at least you tried,
I don't even know myself...
Never got interest in anyone to be honest
Anyway thank you

Mafia is a disease for everyone especially honest people that try to live a normal life
Today should be different hopefully

>that
*who

Nope

...

w-what?

nothing, just glad you're not one of those degenerate h*teros

Cheers up I am a beautiful virgin as well

but they make shitons of money
what they get for a month, the average rich westerner have to work for years to have the same amount of money

Are you in the mafia yourself?
I-if y-yes then forget about e-everything mafia i-is cool and stuff

Well I like the female body but vaginas are weird and scary, I much prefer cocks.
I think most people here are virgins

what about femboys? those seem to fit a bit better

>I think most people here are virgins
perfect hunting grounds for me then, I only date virgins

I just want €

>what about femboys? those seem to fit a bit better
I really don't know, but they do seem hot
>perfect hunting grounds for me then, I only date virgins
Really? You do know that Dunedin's not a virgin

>but they do seem hot
I am

>You do know that Dunedin's not a virgin
I know. I'm also not dating him

But then you will conplain because don't know how to spend your money...

A military femboy? :3

...

I will share it with my international friends
I'm not a mafiosi thought, i'm just a kind boy

Yes send monies to Russia we always need monies

You must be really beautiful then :D

Good luck with that!

though*
fucking gay language
i'll give you tons of monies you come here

my bf says I'm cute

You didn't tell us how was your Christmas at the end
Or probably I miss that out

No, it costs a lot of monis to visit France. Also France is a very strange country

COME NOW

the food was really nice but I'm still not exactly comfortable around his parents. It's getting better though, so hopefully I'll get better at talking with them

For what purpose? I'll spend monis coming to France and you'll probably won't give me monis!

I bet you are
were you alone with them a lot, or was your bf there to ease the awkwardness a bit?

bf was there the entire time

Cool, I'm sure you will make it :)
In the end you have to like to your bf not his parents
If they parents are happy it's a nice thing though

GOOD MORNING.

if you come here we'll do fun things, i'll pay you restaurants, give you a home and stuff

I definitely like him desu, hope I can make his parents happy

morning!

Morning mate, please ease off with the caps lock

morning mate

goodmorning

I refuse! Visit Russia instead!

*sips*

does Russia have nice restaurants ? nice med beachs ? nice alpine mountains ? i doubt that
i have to sleep now i'm very tired, you better be in my bed when i'll wake up tomorrow
sleep tight /ausnz/

good night lad

*succs*

Goodnight

Russia has everything, even tigers! Good night

Nighty night
*slurps*