Smoking is bad for your health edition
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Cute girls Edition
thought about buying a bunny outfit lads
Cute, I still really want to get a maid outfit
Alfonso is worst trap
GAY ERP
The "milieu" are the local mafias of Marseille, Nice and Corsica
Mafias (not only the Italian ones) are making billions today, the n'drangetha is very powerfull here in South-East France but they are much more hidden and stealth than before
Do it, do you have any other outfits like that?
>I still really want to get a maid outfit
why? not to be rude but you don't have anyone to wear it for
for what purpose?
Answer this
I didn't go further than Rome either but I know that there are beautiful landscape and beaches and to see really old stuff like greek times stuff beside that there's nothing oh and the food is what you guys call real italian food
maid and schoolgirl
gonna wear it for my bf
Because I want to dress up cute, even if it's just for myself
Post pics pls
Yeah they are stealth
Mind you being in the North-East I would never knew about mafia besides films and stuff
I have to not worry about to anything
The south of the country is different though and I have no say to the matter
I might've been unlucky but strangely enough best Italian food I ate wasn't even in Italy. Thanks for reply
I bet you'd look cute
post boipucci before say to others to post stuff
Don't worry, Italy is full of tourist trap that only goals is to sell junk food
Usually Italy is regarded as the best in the world for food related stuff (along to France)
B-But this is a blue board user
He won't, I'm still waiting on the pics of the maid outfit he promised
I probably wouldn't desu
post an imgur link
Imgur all the way :^)
Obv I'm joking...~maybe~
>I'm still waiting on the pics of the maid outfit he promised
:/
I was in one place near Venice where food was great and cheap, but the further I traveled it kept getting worse, even though I tried to avoid getting trapped. French cuisine I dislike because my food tastes are childish.
How different?
Here they used to be sicily-tier (because of french conection and stuff) my father owned a bike store during the 90's in Nice and some of his customers were local mafiosi, these guys were very feared because everyone knew that your family will be exterminated if you disrespected them
Daddy had a good friend from the "milieu" so he never had any problems with them
Oh ok, I'm unironically not very fond in italian cuisine I prefer my local one more
For example I don't like pizza :P
>Obv I'm joking...
no.no you are not you homosexual
Yep this is Sicily tier
I know that Marseillaise it's like our Naples so I don't wonder that much...
You will never experience that stuff in Italt outside the south
Being slapped in the face by a bunch of horny kiwi and aussie juicy cocks!
>Liechbunny call me a homo
Dumb slut, that's not gonna happen
Never say never, I'm going to become the threads meat toilet and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
I just want to cuddle or kiss one...
>Astolfo
I like you even more
There are shootings every months in Marseille and in Corsica but the targets are only rival thugs/mafiosi, you don't have to worry about it they will never take the risk to kill a civilian
Do you live perhaps in Marseille?
Well, I unironically like American pizza more :^)
Not that Italian is bad, but seems just like a snack, and not that good compared to your other foods like paella or risotto which are my favorites, and Italian desserts are top notch as well
want to have some frog legs rn
It's never going to happen, and Singapore is the threads meat toilet
Haha even a loser like me managed to get a kiwi bf but you can't, really makes you think
I live near Nice, in the moutains far away from these bullshits
Mafia shootings are also frequent in Nice
>like paella
Italians do Paella? I thought it was just Spanish
>managed to get a kiwi bf
I wouldn't really count it if you were only together for 2 dates
do you still text each other?
Paella is spanish
Didn't know the south of your country was this dangerous
Holy shit you're right, but for some reason I always thought it was Italian. Well I guess it's kinda similar to risotto anyway, so...
Well we were "together" for months on /balt/ before our unfortunate dates, and I think I've still got his number but we only talk on here now
>unfortunate dates
Was it necause you discovered gay but not the other?
You don't have to answer if it makes uncomfortable, only curiosity
*because
>be my father
>own a bike store
>one day some thugs come to get the pizzo
>refuse to pay it
>they destroy everything in the store
>2 days later some weird guy is spending his days spying you
>the weeks pass and your wife is terrified because the weird guy is also spying your childs when they are going to school
>phonecall your mafiosi friend and tell him the story
>yes yes friend, we know them but they're just faggots, we'll take care of them
>notice the "we"
>1 day later police found the weird guy with dead with a bullet in his head
>1 day later police found the weird guy with dead with a bullet in his head
1 day later police found the weird guy dead with a bullet in his head*
Holy fucking shit w-what was the weird guy? Your father mafia friend?
Never mind I get it
But why your father befriend with the mafia guys that destroyed your shop only two days ago?
Basically I thought I was bi but we met and it turned out I liked boys less than I thought, so we broke up and since then I've been extremely confused about my sexuality
mafias have shitons of clans who are at war with each others
they are also at war with local thugs gangs
the guys who came to get the pizzo were just simple thugs who were known in the city for causing troubles
father's friend was a mafiosi, he had nothing to do with these amateurs
have you ever had a gf?
Well at least you tried,
I don't even know myself...
Never got interest in anyone to be honest
Anyway thank you
Mafia is a disease for everyone especially honest people that try to live a normal life
Today should be different hopefully
>that
*who
Nope
...
w-what?
nothing, just glad you're not one of those degenerate h*teros
Cheers up I am a beautiful virgin as well
but they make shitons of money
what they get for a month, the average rich westerner have to work for years to have the same amount of money
Are you in the mafia yourself?
I-if y-yes then forget about e-everything mafia i-is cool and stuff
Well I like the female body but vaginas are weird and scary, I much prefer cocks.
I think most people here are virgins
what about femboys? those seem to fit a bit better
>I think most people here are virgins
perfect hunting grounds for me then, I only date virgins
I just want €
>what about femboys? those seem to fit a bit better
I really don't know, but they do seem hot
>perfect hunting grounds for me then, I only date virgins
Really? You do know that Dunedin's not a virgin
>but they do seem hot
I am
>You do know that Dunedin's not a virgin
I know. I'm also not dating him
But then you will conplain because don't know how to spend your money...
A military femboy? :3
...
I will share it with my international friends
I'm not a mafiosi thought, i'm just a kind boy
Yes send monies to Russia we always need monies
You must be really beautiful then :D
Good luck with that!
though*
fucking gay language
i'll give you tons of monies you come here
my bf says I'm cute
You didn't tell us how was your Christmas at the end
Or probably I miss that out
No, it costs a lot of monis to visit France. Also France is a very strange country
COME NOW
the food was really nice but I'm still not exactly comfortable around his parents. It's getting better though, so hopefully I'll get better at talking with them
For what purpose? I'll spend monis coming to France and you'll probably won't give me monis!
I bet you are
were you alone with them a lot, or was your bf there to ease the awkwardness a bit?
bf was there the entire time
Cool, I'm sure you will make it :)
In the end you have to like to your bf not his parents
If they parents are happy it's a nice thing though
GOOD MORNING.
if you come here we'll do fun things, i'll pay you restaurants, give you a home and stuff
I definitely like him desu, hope I can make his parents happy
morning!
Morning mate, please ease off with the caps lock
morning mate
goodmorning
I refuse! Visit Russia instead!
*sips*
does Russia have nice restaurants ? nice med beachs ? nice alpine mountains ? i doubt that
i have to sleep now i'm very tired, you better be in my bed when i'll wake up tomorrow
sleep tight /ausnz/
good night lad
*succs*
Goodnight
Russia has everything, even tigers! Good night
Nighty night
*slurps*