Whys this country so great?

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Because we aren't attached to any other country

>feelsgoodman.jpg

We're the last egg in the basket. They use other countries as lab rats but leave australia as a just in case scenario.

Cause no niggers. The blacks you do have are more like our "Native Americans".

because fuck you, thats why.

it's a .6 on the GCITW scale(Greatest country in the world scale)

USA being 1.0

inb4 some butthurt ausi bullshit no one cares ab out.

mate, are you retarded?

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>Implying USA is still the greatest country in the world.

Go back to the 1930's Amerifat.

>great
>loses war against a fucking bird
>shittarded natives
>nation of exiled criminals
>everything wildlife is trying to kill you
>has the dumbest chlamydia-infested mammal in the world as one of its most recognizable mascots
>world-renowned shitposters
>land is so cancerous, it got a giant tumour, see pic

I dont even have anything against australia, help me say something positive. there must be something

Emus are more than mere "birds", mate. You might have birds in Portugal and Burgerland, but here... Here we got something else.

I'd like to climb the rock because it pisses of the abo's who still think they own the magic rock.

Fuck I love Aus. It's shit but fucking great.

>go back to the great depression

the fuck?

kekio

Britfag on holiday. Seriously loving it. Considering migrating.

I have aunt in Australia. When i am done with my uni here i will move to Australia and i will become Australian citizen too and there is nothing you australicucks can do about it. Oh and i am left winger so i will probably vote Greens in the future.

At least I'm right wing and not a cuck.

you never joined the EU

I spent over a month traveling around four different states in Australia and have to say it really is a wonderful country with great people. People who talk shit about it just haven't been there.

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Fuckin' do it, cunt. Half the UK lives here already anyway.

That's only for brown people, mate, you silly cunt.

Yeah I'm not black dw.

t. Quintessentially Brit

at least ur not a nigger. slavs r fucking brutes. youll fit right in with us cunt

Enjoy it while it lasts cunts

You fucking embarrass me

I'd live there

Because it hosts world class shit-posters that never cease to entertain. Thank you for your service.

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Also, Cassowary.

Their like the Numenoreans of angry birds.

Yeah but ours are fucking retarded

I have relatives in Australia.

My Finnish aunts daughter is getting married to an Australian man in a few weeks. I haven't met him yet but I hear he's a sick cunt.