Detective Comics 934 Storytime

Time for Detective Comics Comics!

Batface, Robinface, Spoilerface, Womanface, Orphanface and Basilface!

Great variant

Action Comics

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Damn, Trinity storytimes all up in this

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Just Flash and Aquaman left for today's Rebirth stuff, right?

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Have you read it yet? Is the consensus that it's crap?

Depends on if you consider Constantine and Black Canary's endings. Not sure if they're meant to tie directly to their Rebirth books. And E2S is basically being rebirthed by Abnett without the official designation.

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Wait, they went back to the original numbering?

Kek.

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This and Action both did starting today.

Wonder if they'll eventually return to OG numbering for vanilla Supes and vanilla Bats?

Also with Action Comics.

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Constantine The Hellblazer will become The Hellblazer and Black Canary (whos delays are so horrible that they increasingly used Sandy Jarrell as fill-in) appeared in Green Arrow Rebirth.

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>1 page in with Batwoman
>"I'M A LESBIAN! AND DON'T WORRY, I FUCK BEFORE THE THIRD DATE!"

Probably a coincidence, but I can't help but feel that drone looks exactly like Intellectron.

Inb4 synder

BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE

>Ten years

Hmmm...

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The gentry!

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Hey you're right.

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Dident she get booted out before she finished her training
Guess there retconing that I'm fine with that I guess it's for a good reason

More gentry!

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>untouchable body-reading fighter
>wears armor plates

Fuck this design.

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So there turning detective comics into a sort of hero's of Gotham book
That's cool I don't know how long it will last but I'm hype I have always said detective comics should go back to its multi character roots and this is the next best thing.

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OHHH SHIIITTTT

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Daaaw
Also a little funny with the scaring everybody off

I like Batwoman, but is there any version of this that makes sense? Maybe she went to West Point, but Tim has to have been Robin since before that, right?

Support the official release.

I guess...

Oh fuck more gentry.

I love this page

I think I prefer New 52 design for Tim

Hey Lord Broken this time.

I don't think I will. Part of it is not muh Spoiler, Red Robin, Cass, etc, but most of it is that nothing happened except jerking off to how much better Batwoman is than the kids for some reason. And I thought the mystery might be something cool but the last page means no.

No you don't. That design was pure unmitigated garbage.

user I unironically like that suit

>we arkham knight now

She's better the the kids because she's older and more expirence then them

So it's Arkham Knight and his army

I'll fucking fight you for having that opinion. Square up nigga.

>she calls herself Orphan
is this real life

Or is this just fantasy?

Oh fuck Demogorgunn has entered too.

I'd slap you if you were in my face.

it's really unimpressive to have been to west point compared to being robin.

>how am I supposed to do that?
kek. Clayface is alright.

urg shit book.

>this spread
God damn, Eddy Barrows is too good for Tynion. Fuck why is he being wasted?

That was alright

Nice eye you got there.

Well, Gentry's here. Time to stop reading.

She's always placed a lot of importance on her love life user

And it seems like there starting to get non aquaman romance right again

Awesome

Not-Tim was Red Robin for just fucking 6 months before fighting Bruce - Not-Tim blame him and the JL for inspiring young people to fight crime - and fucking off to Metropolis before forming the Teen Titans.

Lobdell also tried to turn him into a Olympic level athlete but that was it.

lol this is so bad but so fun at the same time. I feel like this is how I would write, it's basically fanfiction. Kinda love it.

I'm reading the hellblazer issue right now it's great

You want subtle catches? Check this page outThis dame says she won't go easy on them and will be merciless in their training. Dame Merciless.

>Evil smirks on their faces
We all know who Gotham's true villains are.

That said if you dident read the last few issues constantine saying rules are fucking stupid seems slightly out of character the demon vaporisation in the last issue was still stupid though

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WHO THE HELL IS BRUCE WAYNE!?

I liked it to be honest.
Setting up the team, introducing people, showing Bruce nice and trusting side, him and Kate finally sharing secrets etc.

We'll start seeing "ten years" everywhere, right?

Fuck that was great felt like hellblazer

Eh probably just a coincidence

Is it bad that I want to see the Gentry more than whatever bullshit they have going on with Watchmen?

I wish those shitty Batgirls weren't it in. Batwoman is cool and Clayface is great.

;-;

>is that nick fury in the first panel in the last row?
>why the guy in the bottom left has a Punisher shirt?

>a drone to watch me
>watch
>a silhuette in front of multiple screens
I wonder...

>welcome to Gotham, hope you survive the experience

Action Comics had Oz standing in front of multiple screens.

This really reads like a fan fiction of a kid who grew up reading late 90s - pre Loeb Batman. Not that it's bad, it's just not authentic.

this sounds just like me

>You won't believe me but I'm Batm-
>well duh
>But my shocking reveal

>Can you at least pretend you're attracted to m-Oh right, the lesbian thing. When are you going to work on that, by the way? I know some great psychiatrists that could help.

>So Batman finds Batwoman and they get all the other bat people
>and they train them
>TO FIGHT AGAINST AN ARMY OF BATMAN!!!
>Mom buy me more batman toys for my army!

Heck, Clayface is great and I kinda like the ideas they've layed out here other than Gentry that is. Fuck Gentry.

I stopped reading DC a while back, is Cass really back, because I might just start again just for that.

THEY RUINED CASS!!!

Well, Beechen ruined her before, at this point I'd settle for less ruined.

She came back in Batman and Robin Eternal

I was memeing.
Yeah, it's her, she's Orphan now. She appeared in Batman & Robin Eternal, book of dubious quality, and took Orphan as her codename. Her costume there looked better, probably because it didn't have mask.

I want a poster of that.

Eh, I dig the full face mask, it's the shoulder pads I could go without.

I she going to be in other Batbooks, too?

I don't read much bat what's the gentry

I don't think so, senpai. All Batfamily members without solo books are in Detective.

I'm sure that's what doctors say to newborn babies.

That thing where you find things because you are looking for them.