Why doesn't Doom make a fat-ray, shoot all the heroes, and fat shame them?

Why doesn't Doom make a fat-ray, shoot all the heroes, and fat shame them?

Because it would be beneath him to weaken his enemies like that.

A fat-ray is a dumb idea and probably something Richards would think of. Don't ever mention this to me again.

it could work

Would an already fat hero become even fatter, or would the polarities reverse and she'd become slim?

He's Doctor Doom, not Doctor Songbird/Diamondback.

He probably has.

What would happen if the Blob got hit with the fat-ray?

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He would grow even fatter and have his own gravitational field

Marvel Fat I think we need the event

Because that's childish nonsense and he's a busy man with a country to run.

Could a fat ray avert a hunger crisis? Use it on pigs, more meat. Use it on people, more reserves to draw from.

Someone used a stupid ray on him once. That person has it coming to him.

I know Grodd did that once.

that wouldn't make more meat, it would make more fat.

Why is Lex Luthor making Flash fat?

Doom is European, they're more progressive over there unlike this problematic country.

I can't decide if I want to move to Canada, Sweden or Latveria when I graduate. What do you guys think?

Isn't flash's metabolism like retarded fast so he has to eat a ton?

Speaking of, I have a weird question, what accent does latveria have?

I love Peter Stormare's accent, off topically.

His metabolism obeys the speed force, so it's as fast as he wants it to be. He can eat a tonne, or not as he pleases.

*PAAAAAARRRRRPPP!!!!!*

It's Gorilla Grodd actually I believe. It's just in this issue he shaved off all his fur so he could convincingly pass for a human.

I don't really understand it myself. I know he did do that once though.

Would the ray make you act fat?

>It's Gorilla Grodd actually I believe. It's just in this issue he shaved off all his fur so he could convincingly pass for a human.

Someone needs to start a thread with a shaved gorilla grodd