'I am NOT wearing that ...'

>'I am NOT wearing that ...'
>cut to scene of him wearing it

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>villain robs a bank
>i'd like to make a withdrawal

>I'm McKenna with Draul here

>shootout at restaurant
>waiter rises slowly from cover as last shell casing hits the floor
>cheque please!

>villain draws a gun
>it's shaped like a watermelon
>"It's going to be a watery grave!"

>character's mom enters the scene
>".....and your other badge"

>i will NOT go to that shithole in the middle east
>cut to marked scene, character surrounded by arabs

Name one kino that does that

>Hot female lead character gets up off her seat
>Side character bends down to sniff her seat

Every fucking movie

>that's a suicide mission...
>LETS DO IT!

>user enters a dumb frog thread
>"name one movie where this happens"

>"It'll take me 4 hours to create that compound!"
>"You've got 4 minutes. Good luck"

>IM IN

>random character does something rude
>is horribly murdered in the next scene

am i supposed to think they deserved it?

>guy looks white trash and has a brash personality
>gets shot in the foot by the hero but its ok since he was a poor person

>what are you talking about, I do not have that bad habit!
>cut to scene of character by himself, doing the bad habit

>watching movie with my dad
>he reaches down my pants and fondles my scrote
>says if I tell mom he'll smash my X-box

>character is a secret agent trying to stop a terrorist
>terrorist kills him and all his men and abducts an innocent civilian
>we're meant to think this is cool since the secret agent had a smug personality

...

> and this little pen, one tap it shoots lasers, two taps it explodes in 5 seconds
> character reaches for the innocently placed banana on table
> let me guess, a cloaking device?
> WATCH OUT, DONT TOUCH IT! It's lunch.

>cool suave older man dies so retard woman can live

>Character sees a huge armory with high tech weaponry
>"Wow I cant wait to use this one!"
>Other character gives them a shitty small gun and makes a smug comment

alternatively

>shitty small gun is actually very power out of no where

Happens so often

>heroes need a team to go on a mission
>one guy can't make it
>"don't worry I've got someone even better"
>*former bad guy from the last movie steps out of the shadows*

name ONE life where this happ oh wait it's mine nvm

fucking Ocean's 12 was so awful

you mean literally just in men in black

>ruthless psychopath murders your friend and tries to blow up your entire family
>next movie he is a cheeky chamer you team up with

>Character turns on machine or light switch
>"And God said: Let there be light!"

>poor character is given money
>"I don't want your money"

>bad guy qoutes shakespeare

>scientist turns on his big machine
>power goes out in the entire city

>I am not wearing that
>Runs off to Africa

name a film that does this that isn't spiderman 1

>this plan is crazy!
>...that's why it's going to work

I guess the agent didn't keep a cool head.

>DON'T SAY HIS NAME
>Freakazoid says his name

>main characters spend half the movie trying get into the bad guy's almost impenetrable fortress
>they finally make it to the top after great hustle
>quirky sidekick character appears out of nowhere
>"what? I used the elevator"

>bad guy listens to Mozart
>bad guy has a taste for renaissance era works of art

that's a big image

>female lead has to infiltrate a mafia ring or something similar
>dresses like a hooker since there will be many in a party
>literally looking inconspicuous with the other hookers
>old man stops in front of female lead
>"I can see that you're a smart woman, come with me, I prefer intelligent women"

maybe he just wanna hire a hooker

>villain has big shootout scene with the cops
>Beethoven's 9th plays with slow motion carnage
>villain mimics conducting orchestra

>villain gives a long speech before ultimating the protagonist
>it is so long, the protagonist saves himself from being killed

Here you go my friend

youtube.com/watch?v=bgihkyHeym0&t=708s

>Awkward silence between antagonist and protagonist
>"are you going to speak first or am I"?

>approaching a character supposedly sleeping
>he speaks to the approaching character without opening his eyes

>it's a Mexican standoff

>dead bodies at a scene
>buzzing flies

>there's no time!
>there's time

Does this not happen?

>nigga i need bout 20 days to hack their servers
>you have 2 minutes
>shiii iite nig

list 10 films and 35 flicks where this happens

>waitress gives the protagonist a wry smile
>cut to scene of them boning

>and your other grave

>black person opens mouth to speak
>another black person crawls out
>both say shieeeet in unison

Always stop watching after this

>main character enters the black lodge
>doesn't come out for 26 years

>phone call ends
>no one says goodbye
>both hang up

>a man wears women's clothing in a movie
>audience roars with Colbert style laughter
>tears of mirth squirt out of eyes
>uncontrolled knee slapping
>faces contorted with amazed joy

>hero asks the villain why he did it
>very well then I will explain why before I kill you

>"We're NOT doing the supervillain shuffle!"
>cut to them doing the supervillain shuffle

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Name two movies