>'I am NOT wearing that ...'
>cut to scene of him wearing it
'I am NOT wearing that ...'
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>villain robs a bank
>i'd like to make a withdrawal
>I'm McKenna with Draul here
>shootout at restaurant
>waiter rises slowly from cover as last shell casing hits the floor
>cheque please!
>villain draws a gun
>it's shaped like a watermelon
>"It's going to be a watery grave!"
>character's mom enters the scene
>".....and your other badge"
>i will NOT go to that shithole in the middle east
>cut to marked scene, character surrounded by arabs
Name one kino that does that
>Hot female lead character gets up off her seat
>Side character bends down to sniff her seat
Every fucking movie
>that's a suicide mission...
>LETS DO IT!
>user enters a dumb frog thread
>"name one movie where this happens"
>"It'll take me 4 hours to create that compound!"
>"You've got 4 minutes. Good luck"
>IM IN
>random character does something rude
>is horribly murdered in the next scene
am i supposed to think they deserved it?
>guy looks white trash and has a brash personality
>gets shot in the foot by the hero but its ok since he was a poor person
>what are you talking about, I do not have that bad habit!
>cut to scene of character by himself, doing the bad habit
>watching movie with my dad
>he reaches down my pants and fondles my scrote
>says if I tell mom he'll smash my X-box
>character is a secret agent trying to stop a terrorist
>terrorist kills him and all his men and abducts an innocent civilian
>we're meant to think this is cool since the secret agent had a smug personality
...
> and this little pen, one tap it shoots lasers, two taps it explodes in 5 seconds
> character reaches for the innocently placed banana on table
> let me guess, a cloaking device?
> WATCH OUT, DONT TOUCH IT! It's lunch.
>cool suave older man dies so retard woman can live
>Character sees a huge armory with high tech weaponry
>"Wow I cant wait to use this one!"
>Other character gives them a shitty small gun and makes a smug comment
alternatively
>shitty small gun is actually very power out of no where
Happens so often
>heroes need a team to go on a mission
>one guy can't make it
>"don't worry I've got someone even better"
>*former bad guy from the last movie steps out of the shadows*
name ONE life where this happ oh wait it's mine nvm
fucking Ocean's 12 was so awful
you mean literally just in men in black
>ruthless psychopath murders your friend and tries to blow up your entire family
>next movie he is a cheeky chamer you team up with
>Character turns on machine or light switch
>"And God said: Let there be light!"
>poor character is given money
>"I don't want your money"
>bad guy qoutes shakespeare
>scientist turns on his big machine
>power goes out in the entire city
>I am not wearing that
>Runs off to Africa
name a film that does this that isn't spiderman 1
>this plan is crazy!
>...that's why it's going to work
I guess the agent didn't keep a cool head.
>DON'T SAY HIS NAME
>Freakazoid says his name
>main characters spend half the movie trying get into the bad guy's almost impenetrable fortress
>they finally make it to the top after great hustle
>quirky sidekick character appears out of nowhere
>"what? I used the elevator"
>bad guy listens to Mozart
>bad guy has a taste for renaissance era works of art
that's a big image
>female lead has to infiltrate a mafia ring or something similar
>dresses like a hooker since there will be many in a party
>literally looking inconspicuous with the other hookers
>old man stops in front of female lead
>"I can see that you're a smart woman, come with me, I prefer intelligent women"
maybe he just wanna hire a hooker
>villain has big shootout scene with the cops
>Beethoven's 9th plays with slow motion carnage
>villain mimics conducting orchestra
>villain gives a long speech before ultimating the protagonist
>it is so long, the protagonist saves himself from being killed
Here you go my friend
>Awkward silence between antagonist and protagonist
>"are you going to speak first or am I"?
>approaching a character supposedly sleeping
>he speaks to the approaching character without opening his eyes
>it's a Mexican standoff
>dead bodies at a scene
>buzzing flies
>there's no time!
>there's time
Does this not happen?
>nigga i need bout 20 days to hack their servers
>you have 2 minutes
>shiii iite nig
list 10 films and 35 flicks where this happens
>waitress gives the protagonist a wry smile
>cut to scene of them boning
>and your other grave
>black person opens mouth to speak
>another black person crawls out
>both say shieeeet in unison
Always stop watching after this
>main character enters the black lodge
>doesn't come out for 26 years
>phone call ends
>no one says goodbye
>both hang up
>a man wears women's clothing in a movie
>audience roars with Colbert style laughter
>tears of mirth squirt out of eyes
>uncontrolled knee slapping
>faces contorted with amazed joy
>hero asks the villain why he did it
>very well then I will explain why before I kill you
>"We're NOT doing the supervillain shuffle!"
>cut to them doing the supervillain shuffle
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Name two movies