What would've changed?

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Columbine shooters would have been black

Would we have known any different

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Quips

He would have made the trenchcoat look good

The real kino would have been Agent Smith played by Will Smith

he would have done a rap for the credits and there would have only been one movie

keanu was the better choice, im glad will rejected the role.

The current year.

Sup Forums would have flipped out

>*morpheus jumps over apartment buildings
>NIGGA WHAAAT?

this seems like the most likely answer

BLACK PILLS
BLACK PILLS EVERYWHERE

>sex scene with trinity
oh god no

he also rejected django unchained

if he didn't act anymore films would be better overall

It would have felt even more like a ripoff of Blade, the only things to set them apart would be his wisecracking persona (instead of Keanu's WOAH dude), and the Matrix setting.

Neo would have talked a lot more

will smith might have pulled it off, but keanu plays a better fish out of water imo.

He would have made me a sandwich.

>so you saying
>we in some kinda matrix or sumthin?

I really can't see him doing the deadpan as well as Neo. And, yes, Neo being utterly collected and seemingly devoid of warmth when he's plugged-in makes perfect sense. We know the Matrix world is less real to him even though he's (perhaps) the most powerful entity within in. It's all a charade and he can actually see it.

>yfw the architect is played by uncle phil

We would have gotten one incredible flick with no autistic sequels

>Morpheus jumps over to the next building
>Neo: "SHEEEEIT, NIGGA!"

Underrated

close to this

>rejected the role.
>rejected django
Really? Are there sources for this?

I'd have like to have seen Will in Django, not sure abt Matrix though.

Sup Forums didnt exist though??

Ne(gr)o jokes. Ne(gr)o jokes everywhere.

>Are there sources for this?
how young/new are you?

Google.com

A big part of the series' charm is that everything about it is ridiculous but the characters are all dead-ass serious about what's going on in their goofy universe. Will Smith would have completely ruined that dynamic.

FRRRRROOOOOOOOST

Will Smith is a terrible actor. Name ONE (1) movie he's good in.

>inb4 muh fresh prince

I, Robot

t. robot

that one where he cries, accentuating his good acting.

Is the movie really this fucking green in the new releases, Jesus

independence day

MiB

"Yo, hol' up" is a wordier than "woah"

>Not posting it
One fucking job OP
youtube.com/watch?v=j-AftuW0d8s

The directors genitals?

Reloaded had very enjoyable action scenes though

stole my line Reee

Yo
This is Big Willie here to throw down a little rap so plug yourself in and take the red pill yall!

*record scratch*
*80s style hip hop beat starts*

Neo, hes the leader of the group
Him and his friends are one tough dudes
Agent Smith, hes the bad guy
Thought he had won but didnt know Neo could fly
Hahaha yeeea big willie style yall!
Red pill or blue pill you gotta make a choice
Just remember to be yourself yall!

Trinity is one cool chick!
But shes tough too so watch out for her kick

Awwww yeeea parents and nothin but trouble yall

dude le racism jokes lmao
dude le hood boi underdog lmao

There would have been more autistic black guys dressing like Neo.

>WILL, DAD IS GONNA KILL YOU

Was the movie good because of him, or because of the overall story of the movie? Think about it.

>Lots of quips
>When dominating Smith at the end, "Not so tough anymore, are you bitch?"

Morpheus: the world you know is just a simulation
Fresh Prince Neo: AW HELL NAW!

Many bad jokes...a lot

it was a shit tech demo

Independence Day would complete shit without him and Jeff Goldblum and I doubt any other actor could play off of Tommy Lee Jones as well as he does in MiB.

>bland main actor
>passible acting ability held up purely by charisma

nothing

The Pursuit of Happyness

Not a perfect movie, but his performance in it was great.

how come I aint the one, man

him, really all those films largely work because of him, it would be impossible to replace him in those films, they would become something completely different

so what
my I-think-it-was 14 yo self enjoyed it back then
as did I a dozen years later, rewatching those scenes on Youtube last week

>Happyness
I was just about to berate for that, then I checked with Google. Why is it called that? Haven't seen the movie

even as a kid, and Matrix 1 I was about 14 so idk 16 or something for reloaded, even then that 1000 smith scene looked awful

I vaguely recall seeing it as graffiti in that movie
I guess it was misspelled there.

It would have had a rap based theme song and corresponding music video with agents joining in the choreographed dance.

It would have been fucking great.

Tommy Lee Jones was the perfect dry humor straight man in MiB.

I guess you do have a point, still

All I remember about Matrix 2 when leaving the theater was talking to my friend about the religious symbology and implications of 1 & 2 while my christian parents grew increasingly awkward and sweaty.

they created a demi-god by the end of 1 and had nowhere to go with it until the blinding, imo they should have had smith introduce a virus or something that fucks with Neos connection to the matrix and makes him more vulnerable

It was, in fact Will Smith's character even complains about the misspelling at the start.

yea I do remember discussing the architects speech with friends for weeks afterwards

I miss the times when Smith was huge. His older movies where really comfy. Now we are stuck with his autistic son.

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I'm sure Will rejected it because it was too dark and serious cuz if he had been it the film would have been really boring because it would be Will not doing his shtick or it would have turned into a B-movie with Will Smith cracking jokes

Everyone would notice the forced diversity.

Not even that. He's has his head up his ass with all of these Oscar bait movies.

Can we talk about how weird the smiths are?
I know celebrities give children weird names but nobody seems to call them out.

Idk why but when I listen to that Men in Black song I get sad

His first son is smart enough to not get involved in all that shit.

imagine family dinners for that poor fuck, seriously i'm surprised he hasn't disowned the rest at this point

So is Jada the source of all the crazy?

Fucking kek

they'd have a rap song on the soundtrack

oh god your right, he would have played the character like J in M&B

YEAH NIGGA, DATS RIGHT! I KNOW KUNG FU AND SHIIIEEETTT!

>Morpheus: Black dude
>Switch: Originally written to be trans
>Tank: Black & Chinese
>Dozer: Black

Other characters : 4 white dudes (2 of them evil) and 2 woman, one of which was trans.

Try harder, the cast was already culturally diverse. Nobody would have given a shit, especially since Will Smith was so beloved at the time he was practically white himself.

>Jada Pinkett Smith
>Scientologist

Almost surely.

>best movies ever made
>made by girls

i bet that really triggers these Sup Forums cucks infesting the board

>Can we talk about how weird the smiths are?
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>made by girls
y-your not trying to trigger people are you user?

Jaden isn't really a wierd name.

Like father, like daughter.

>name your daughter after yourself
>name your son after your wife

These fucking weirdos.

Matrix is called out for being a ripoff of everything, Ghost in the Shell, Neuromancer, etc

Which is actually because of what T.S. Eliot said about how great artists create their own influences and how a work of art affects its predecessors, as after the success of Matrix we look back and find new value in the works that composed what made Matrix great, but I'm just a nerd.

lol will smith is a better actor by far. by so much. phenomenally better

they gave their children the opposite male/female father/mother names. not really weird, but creative.

This looks awful.

what does? did you just randomly post ITT without having any idea what it is?

NEVER...

Woah =Shieeeeeeeeeeeet