Homestuck

Is it weird to anyone else that there have been NO news post updates, even when the Homestuck Youtube channel launched?

Is there actually going to be an epilogue for real?

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Yes

There isn't going to be an epilogue.
It was all an elaborate ruse

Has Hussie committed suicide yet?

I highly doubt Hussie is concentrating on an epilogue right now. He's most likely taking a break. I would expect an epilogue on 10/25 or 4/13 next year, most likely the latter.

>epilogue
YEARS

how long do we have until hussie kills himself

Which homestuck character is the most likely to enjoy this piece of cinema?

Fuck no. It's all just a trick so Hussie can steal our freedom for years to come. We'll be sitting here waiting for the epilogue for years and years to come but it's never gonna happen.

dave

dave
he would sympathize with being gay and a nigger

>Who is Dave Strider?

Dave

Rose would probably get a giggle out of it

Because we haven't been infected with enough cancer yet:

Gimmie classpects for the Joestar line.

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Who's ready for disappointment? Volume 10 better be amazing.

Christ, imagine if it does take that long for him to start working on it. How will it end up sounding, given how poorly the comic ended up after the last large pause. Perhaps we'll be lucky and he'll forget the characters so much that they end up being enjoyable again.

Reminder that Toby Fox got to meet his idol while Hussie languishes in obscurity

twitter.com/tobyfox/status/731088169412612096

>Jade "Cross on the test or in peace you'll rest" Harley
>Jade "Impregnation or decapitation" Harley
>Jade "Cradle or Grave" Harley
>Jade "Procreation or Disintegration" Harley
>Jade "Breed or Bleed" Harley
>Jade "Put a Bun in My Oven Or Your Cock Be Deglovin' " Harley
>Jade "Bun in the oven or a corpse in the ground" Harley
>Jade "Cum in or coffin" Harley

would you let Jade rape you for children? alternatively, who would you most like to see her to it to?

power-wise or personality-wise?

liveblogger are you here

what do you think of that strilonde 3some comic

>That shirt

THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP

>would you let Jade rape you for children?
yes

But Jade deserves to have Dave after all she's been through

>would you let jade rape you
>let jade rape you
>let jade
>rape

aren't these mutually exclusive?

This
They at least deserve to catch up
Sexually

Your choice, though in some cases it might be pretty similar (Gio's a Life player straight on, I think Requiem fits under Life player bullshit but I'm not sure), while maybe in other cases it might be more ambiguous (Josuke2 is probably a Thief of something, maybe something to do with identity).

Jade wouldn't want to rape me since I'm not Aryan

>last thread had 800+posts
what'd i miss?

>have
So what, like a gift? Is someone gonna tie dave up and toss him on Jade's doorstep?

only answer

No, she'll take him for herself

Dave will come to her openly, and not by stealth. And he will bring Wraithguard, she has need of it.

It was the same as literally every other post-ending /hst/ thread

sure

you know what i mean
I'm going to blame this one on my imperfict understanding of the english language

going by personalities and not powers
jonathan is a page of light
joeseph is a rogue of something, probably blood or mind
jotaro is EASY AS: knight of rage
josuke is a knight of hope
giorno is an heir of life
joylne is a something of rage, inclined to say thief
johnny is a page of rage
josuke is a witch (yes, actually) of heart. at the very least he's definitely of heart, due to identity issues.

spitballing here, feel free to take criticism with these because i came up with them in about 30 seconds each.

that'd be pretty hot.
jade deserves this.

she'll merge with dave?

Reminder that LE would have destroyed the Horrorterrors if not for the intervention of the kids, ending a war that raged since the dawn of time, that claimed billions of billions of lives and capped the potential of all sentient life.

All to save some dead people and a few alleged frogs he killed or ate or something.

i could try my hand at writing a fic but it would be pestered with typos and horrifically OOC

anyone interested?

Johnny as Rage? Really? What makes you say that?

she does
she deserves a willing dave planting kisses all over her body and making an honest woman out of her
she also deserves a yacht.

>intervention of the kids
I think you mean Vriska.

yes, Hussie can't stick to a plan and doesn't even know what Homestuck 2.0 is suppose to be

Giorno is no doubt a life player. Even by powers, he's a shoe in for life.
Jo2uke could be a mage of heart, and I agree with Johnny having rage.

that dark fireball thing inside of his eyeball
he's a page, of course, he's not gonna start off finding that rage. but once he discovers his killing intent hoo, hoo boy
GAY

i'll do it

here's mine

Jonathan = Heir of Light
Joseph = Thief of Breath (older Joseph = Seer of Space)
Jotaro = Knight of Time
Josuke = Rogue of Life
Giorno = Prince of Doom
Jolyne = Witch of Blood
Johnny = Page of Space
Josuke 2 = Mage of Heart

>tfw no dominant gf with first guardian powers

yes im very interested

...

It's not weird. No one cares after that terrible, terrible ending.

praise vvivvec

...

i'll come up with a 500-800 word little thingy in a couple of minutes.

meanwhile, if you haven't taken the Official /hst/ Classpect Survey (to further confirm that, yes, the majority of us are Mages of Void), they are here.

strawpoll.me/10418685
strawpoll.me/10418679

He means do you want to see it written, not will you write it

Every thread until you just give up.

Oh.
Then give me another davejade prompt. Preferably something that can be pesterlog format

twitter.com/ipgd/status/740667975657738240
>was meant to be posted at 6:12
soooooon

>Ever being a void player
How does it feel to be a homosexual?

>implying iggipiggy didn't get him to pose for this photo specifically to piss us off

Stop getting mad at stupid stuff.

AMAZING

also, already took it
mage of breath
you came up with the land of hawks and dunks yesterday
wonder why there's so many mages? we don't even know what mages do

Those are some Squirrel Girl-ass looking mouths.

I lost the last thread, I head there was dersecest

This.

Volume 10 this weekend boys, who hype here?

dave struggling to take care of 8 kids

Yes, your perversion and shit taste have infected these impressionable clods. They posted much.

I took that spreadsheet aspect test that an user made a while ago, and the plan was to make a web page version of it to make it more accessible, and maybe even have a database on the server to record the results over time or whatever.

I could have just redone the questions on the page itself but instead I decided to overengineer it as usual. I've spent most of the day dissecting the .xlsx file format and reading out the data so that if the test is ever updated the web page wouldn't need to be redone.

I wonder, how many more days this will consume?

I'm not sure if Jotaro's a knight honestly. We very, very rarely get to see underneath Jotaro's exterior, and I'm not entirely inclined to believe that he's all that vulnerable underneath.

Same with Josuke. Knights just feel weird without the massive fronts protecting lingering insecurities.

Jonathan feels like an Heir of some sort, because while he has an arc of sorts to overcome, he never feels too underpowered, just way in over his head.

Giorno is spot on, and truth be told I haven't gotten to Part 6 yet, most of my knowledge on Johnny and Jot2ske is from hearsay.

Dave+Jade being fucking adorable together

Can't wait to feel immensely disappointed at the hands of Andrew Hussie yet again when Penumbra Phantasm is missing for some bullshit reason.

Somebody screenshot this, if I'm right I want to feel smug and if I'm wrong I want to feel so glad that past me was just being a cynical prick.

Where is that spreadsheet test anyways?

I already wrote that one.
pastebin.com/KS2vkQ3v

Penumbra Phantasm wasn't released because toby didn't think it was good enough, there's no reason to think it will be released.

I just realized Toby and Bowman are two different people.

What the fuck is wrong with me.

It was linked here like a week ago or something - I just had it saved from then.

Dave and Jade arguing over whether or not futa is gay.

A lot, apparently.

I feel like everything about Jonathan screams being a Hope player. Maybe an Heir of Hope?

They have separate fucking names, why would they not be separate people

Write another, there can never be enough adorable DaveJade

RJ already confirmed it won't be on the album you fuck, toby is a busy man who doesn't have time for it.

But... we already know Penumbra Phantasm isn't in it. Apparently radiation was too busy and couldn't be arsed.

I mean there were the fuckton of hints at various points, ie: Null Amplified which has literally no other reason to exist but to hype up the only song that has ever been actually teased in the history of Homestuck.

And it's not like he couldn't just attempt to build something new taking what he's learned from working on Undertale, slap on the ol' leitmotif, and call it Penumbra just to satisfy fan curiosity anyways.

It's a busy life being a millionaire and not making Hard Mode.

Hey, I have an idea for a fun activity. If you've got a media player that records how many times you've listened to a song, post your most listened to Homestuck songs. Then we can judge each other.

This is my top 70.

Which sucks, because it implies that Homestuck's most famous musician won't be able to put something up for the last album. I get that swimming in cash is tricky and all, but as cool as OTS was it's not much of a closing song.

>Equius
Straight
>Horuss
Bi
>Roxy
Straight
We're 2/3ths straight nigga, significantly more than most of the cast

let's be fair, he's not making his kickstarter goals either

Yeah okay but be more specific.

Or probably any sort of followup on Undertale really.

>Equius
>Enjoys looking at penises
>Horuss
>faggot
>Roxy
>total slut, will fuck literally everything that moves
You're a gay slut, user.
Accept it.

Top 25

You say that as if Toby wasn't wearing a GameBro shirt in that picture.

Equius enjoys them for the ART, every ancestor is a faggot and Roxy is pure

Roxy is currently on Ms. Bones wild ride and you know it.

>No Fuchsia Ruler

why

Fuchsia Ruler isn't very good

Anyone who actually ships this should commit suicide immediately.

see

Calliope is a child, you sick fuck

aradia