Memes aside, what are you go-to films to watch with a girl who's coming over?

Memes aside, what are you go-to films to watch with a girl who's coming over?

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Deliverance.

Ive only ever finished Snatch once by myself because every other time I was getting laid before the second half. So maybe Snatch.

Master and Commander

a serbian film

Boku No Pico OVA

AMELIE

BITCHES LOVE AMELIE

Anything by Monty Python

Dark Knight II: Big Guy for You

I've never been in that situation

I want slamdunk my fucksticc into Iliza's babyhole!

Literally anything by Wes Anderson

Bitches love Wes Anderson

It would depend on her taste

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this one's pretty good

DOCTOR ZHIVAGO, A BRIEF ENCOUNTER, And A BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

This guy fucks

A lean night

faux-pretentious

Says her fav film is L'Avventura but really I know it's Home Alone.

God damn

This or Chocolat.

i want those feet in my mouth

My brother would always have the girls he brought over watch eraserhead. It must work because he always got laid after.

giv jew gf

Either something romantic, something scary or something boring to them. Depends on the girl.
A scary movie will make them squeeze upto you, a romcom will make them think about love, and a boring movie will bore them to a point where they'd rather make-out than watch the movie.

I watched Enemy of the State with a girl a few years ago and she was so bored by it I was getting a wank within 10 minutes and had my fingers up her pussy. Try that.

Just like this.

>blocks your nose with her feet

Depending on the grill, one of these:

A Fistful of Dollars
The World's Fastest Indian
Rush
Big Trouble in Little China
Escape from New York

A good comedy that is enjoyable, something like Hot Fuzz maybe. If she loses interest in the movie I can always just start looking at porn on my phone and jerking off and see if she gets into that.

>Escape from New York

Yeah, I'm sure the average 20 something chick in 2017 would be totally engrossed in that movie.

Ghibli movies are a sure fire hit. I lost my virginity while Fifth Element was on too so that may work too

>20 something
psssst, I'm 30. Most of the girls I date are ok with Carpenterkino. You mad, kid?

Those are brodude cinephile tier. You have never gotten laid, have you?

Imagine taking those feet into your mouth and pleasuring them with your tongue.

I usually go with a Mel Brooks comedy.

Some kind of horror. Something that's more about creeping fear than abject gore. Get them feeling like they don't want to go home and sleep alone. Works about 90% of the time.

Me and my girlfriend watch many different films but here's our many classics, in no particular order:
>Disney animated classics (especially Treasure Planet because it's a very special movie to us since that was our first movie date when we watched it in IMAX when we were 14, she was very hyped up for this movie)
>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (she's a huge fan of the books and she loves the movie)
>most anything by Studio Ghibli (especially Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and Laputa: Castle in the Sky)
>Star Wars
>Indiana Jones
>Mad Max
>Back to the Future
>most Wuxia films like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Hero
>Little Shop of Horrors
>Les Miserables
>La La Land
>Enchanted (she really loves musicals)
>The Sound of Music
>Hairspray (2007)
>Blade Runner
>Amélie
>anything by Makoto Shinkai (especially Your Name.)
>The Fifth Element
>The Dark Crystal
>Labyrinth
>anything by Pixar
>anything by Mamoru Hosoda
>anything by Don Bluth

And as for TV series, she generally loves sitcoms, but we also watch some other stuff, some of our favorite TV series are CSI and Samurai Jack, among others.

She also loves watching many romantic comedy/romantic drama films with me, obviously, especially the manic pixie dream girl-type of romantic comedies.

We also play a lot of video games together, especially retro games.

Yes, I lost my virginity in 2009 whilst watching pic related and have sexed several girls since. Idk bro, maybe don't be so over-compensating or self-conscious and maybe you'll get laid eventually too?

oy vey

xddd lol nice reference

married at first sight

its gotten me laid three times

Her shapely, bare feet.

Can confirm, got laid halfway through Moonrise Kingdom once

giv jew gf

this

giv barefoot gf

cant go wrong with brendan fraser and the mummy

One time I brought a girl to my house for the first time and put on Drive

I don't think she actually knew what was going on half the time

Well its not Pi. Over at new gf's house hotter than OP's pic legendary natural blonde and I watch Pi with her treating her like a human. Never fucked her, she broke up with me after that.

Treasure Planet came out like 16 years ago, how long have you been dating this broad

Honestly pick something that you know a girl will find somewhat boring. Makes it a lot easier to bang her when she doesn't give a shit about the movie.

It's a long story, but we were dating since we were 13, but she moved to another place when we were 15.
We had Internet connections even back then and we just sent e-mails to each other to communicate since cellphones weren't that popular yet at the time and she didn't have one.

While she was gone, she had a few boyfriends who eventually became her exes, while I had so many girlfriends who became exes that I lost count a long time ago.

But eventually, we reunited just two years ago and now, our relationship continued and is still going smooth and strong to this very day.

If I were to break up with my GF in the near future I would make an effort to date girls who would enjoy watching What We do in the Shadows and The Witch.

I want to fuck a pretty goth/indie girl so I can get it out of my system

>The Witch

I actually might give this a shot.

no

Whatever she wants, at least until I've been in it a few times.

First date is always Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and Bridge on the River Kwai; A Lean Night.

anything, girl will be on your dick pretty quickly, girls never give a fuck about kino, I try every weekend to make my gf watch a good movie and she gets bored and we fuck everytime

nothing I actually want to watch

Episode 1
If she can't get through it I don't want her.

Literally any half decent romance. Course there's a few girls these days who are really into capeshit. I honestly don't know which is more painful to sit through.

Best of luck to you user, glad its going well

am I trying to slip the pickle in?
I would put on hot fuzz, and if she doesn't find it funny boot her the fuck out
If I want some action, probably put on some gay shit like atonement or deliverance

KeK

Red Dawn
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>OP prefaces question with "memes aside"
>people post memes

baka

your girlfriends sounds insufferable and you sound like a git for indulging her

Nah, she enjoys it.
In fact, we have very similar tastes and we love each other very much.

And she has this quirky and optimistic personality that if she was a character in a movie, she would be called a manic pixie dream girl.
Funnily enough, people say that we just out-manic pixie dream girl each other because some she also thinks I am a real life manic pixie dream boy.

Stop posting here

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off has literally never failed me

>Rush
Calling bullshit. Thats like one of those movies that women do not understand, its male rivalry at its core which is boring as shit to them; the only reason they get baited into watching it is because Hemsworth is in it.

Casino Royale

Trust me.

Any horror movie.
Halloween is a good one.

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Thin Red Line

S-Class professional bait.

I got my dick sucked once while watching a 9/11 documentary. I came while watching the planes fly into the towers.

Robocop
gotten me laid more times than I can count

unforgivable

I came while they crashed live

It was a different time

Any BLACKED films will do.
We even have this little funny game were she calls me Tyrone while we have sex.lmao she's funny

Deep Throat
The World's Biggest Gang Bang
Pirates
Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
Nymphomaniac

Fuck off

Eternal Sunshine
Timer

Great for sowing discontentment in a relationship

Old ones?!

Spun

Yeah.

Cool, yeah pretty much you only need a movie that bores the bitch and then you just escalate phsyically.

Robocop's not boring

Cannibal holocaust should do the trick.

ayy lmao

Tried this. It resulted in an hour long hj

Seeking a friend for the end of the world got me laid. Couldn't enjoy the sex because the ending gave me feels

Fuck that
what's your go-to film to watch with your best friend when he comes to your house for a sleepover?

>trying to enjoy Fantastic Mr. Fox
>all my girlfriend wants to do is blow me

It's not fair

Fitzcarraldo, it weeds out the weak of will

shes great

The Fifth Element, it's a good character test.

how do i get a gf