>A lingering sense of unspecific shame
Did... did he fuck Constantine?
>A lingering sense of unspecific shame
Did... did he fuck Constantine?
Hal is a slut so probably
Did JL #51 come out today?
Is it the one with qt Dick?
Wouldn't you?
>John ruins everybody's life he touches
>Hal ruins his own life on a regular basis
Will they cancel each other out or will the effect double?
Or Constantine whored him out to a demon.
Hal was made for suffering so it will double
Have they met in the comics?
or maybe Const whore him out to devil
Tantric magic doesent count
He had Deadman go inside Nick who went inside Hal. John watched, cosplaying in the GL suit, chain smoking with the ring on his middle finger - you can also imagine what else that finger was up to
>10 replies and 2 images
>Nothing here
Is this a thing with Hal?
>tfw you're the 'gets dateraped' guy on the JL
>Rules are [wew lad, you can't curse in here] stupid
This is so stupid I can't help but laugh
Oops, I'm a retard, this is Kyle
Well is this a thing with Green Lanterns?
That's Kyle in your picture user
And no so far Hal has managed to avoid being raped somehow
>tfw it happens often enough that everybody else is tired of hearing about it
>tfw your typical user fantasizes about being that guy
That's because you can't rape the willing.
While smoking and sitting naked inside a bloody (I guess) pentacle
But yeah, can't say XXXX now, we don't want to offend anyone
That picture of Thor ripping Ares in half where you can see his vertebrae and organs in detail but there's a swear censored in the panel above it always kills me
>Thor
Oh god I meant Sentry, I was thinking of the blonde hair
>It's funny when it happens to a guy!
It's not funnier but male rape is my fetish so I let it slide
>you will never read the comic where Hal and Constantine go club hopping together, getting constantly rejected by women
Feelsbadman
Going out with Constantine is probably not a good idea in general
yet so many people keep getting roped into it...
Yup. Pentacle.
When do you guys reckon DC makes a proper constantine movie?
Supposedly there's plans for a JL Dark movie. That could lead into a Constantine solo.
05 had the right atmosphere and GOAT cast.
14 had perfect cast Constantine imo
2014's Constantine was like play theatre. They'll have to do better for the movie.
Anglo-Saxon Protestant (those wierd negro catholics, amirite, guys?) Constantine was a proper one very much in the spirit of how the comic business is run.
True. I want a better constantine though.
Non-Vertigo Constantine was a mistake.
This
>Nut Job brit
but isnt that every brit
Constantine is another level above that
What issue does this come from?
I don't know man, I know a few Brits but they haven't sold my soul to the devil yet.
>When do you guys reckon DC makes a proper movie?
This is the better question
;_;
What exactly is Constantine's deal, anyway?
I haven't managed to read much about him but I've seen him appear in many other stories. It seems like he's not particularly powerful, he just knows a fuckload of magic and doesn't give a fuck.
Yet somehow, I have this lingering feeling I'd rather brawl with Zatanna and Doctor Fate than try to fuck with him. What's his DEAL?
He's a cunt
so he's an aussie then
brits automatically sell their soul to the devil when their born user
>so he's an aussie then
I wouldn't even be surprised if I found out constantine shitposts on Sup Forums and /x/
JL #51
It's not out yet
Thanks!
The only thing worse than being Constantine's enemy is being his friend
Oh God. I just had the thought of constantine meeting peter parker.
Peters life would be ruined beyond comprehension.
Peter and Hal should be drinking-in-misery buddies.
That might be TOO depressing
peter doesn't drink
It's a miracle that he doesn't
I get the impression that alcohol would just make him more depressed and incapable of coping rather than numbing the pain
Hal will drink for him. If anyone's gonna be drinking buddies, it oughta be Carol and Hal because they would meet in the Air Force and bond over their weird cosmic shit.
>I get the impression
Never been drinking before, mate?
It's those brief few hours of numbing the pain that make it worth it. Being able to forget, even temporarily is very addictive.
Though you're correct it doesn't help in the long run.
>Hal and Peter go out
>Peter invites Carol because he thinks she and Hal could bond over Air Force and weird cosmic shit
>They hit it off and Peter leaves because third wheel
>a week later everyone regrets everything and there are millions of dollars in property damage
Pete is incapable of handling his alcohol. Two glasses and he's out like a light.
the problem with Constantine is that he punches WAY above his power level.
He wouldn't blast you or something like that. He'll manipulate a situation so that either suicide or a Lovecraftian realm are your only alternatives. Or trick you into sighing your soul to the devil.
The proportional tolerance of a spider
I'm an alcoholic.
I also know the stuff doesn't effect everyone the same way. some people stop giving a fuck about what stresses them. some people stop holding back all their pent up anger. some people stop being able to convince themselves that everything is gonna be alright. Peter seems like the latter.
Why is Hal talking about date rape in front of babby Dick?
>some people stop giving a fuck about what stresses them
Yeah that's me alright. Only time I ever really let go around other people.
>some people stop being able to convince themselves that everything is gonna be alright. Peter seems like the latter.
Yeah he'd have a nervous breakdown.
>What's wrong, kid?
>I just can't come to terms with the fact that there were months of my life where my body was hijacked by one of my arch villains
>Oh yeah. Been there.
>Really?
>Yep. Was possessed by the cosmic entity that I swore to help defeat.
>Wow.
>Hmmhmm. So did he kill anyone? While he was in your body?
>Thank God, no. He just put some people in a hospital, hired henchmen, and starting dating a midget.
>Well that's not so bad. Mine killed all my friends and tried to destroy the universe.
>Wow.
>They got better though. So tell me about that midget...
I need this team-up in my life
Dick has to learn the risks of being a slut eventually anyway
Constantine is a cunt. Sure, he can't pew-pew magical lasers your face, but he can and will fuck you up bad, unlike other magical heroes who actually posses a strong moral center.
Reminder that John Constantine can no longer say "fag" in his comic books.
That's not true. He's said it during the current run.
Like Hal gets rejected.
who the fuck cares
getting raped by a near supernatural obese mexican man in a trenchcoat who only says "bueno" is funny no matter if you're a man or a woman
he did but okay sure
They'd fuck afterwards
Isn't that what the panel in OP implies?
Well SOMETHING went down
Magical roofies?
Constantine swings both ways.
Maybe 'e got a bit pissed and decided to give that poof in spandex a little of the ol' in and out.
He was pretty hilarious
>HOLY SHIT GUYS
>LISTEN GUYS
>I JUST HAD THIS VISION JOURNEY MAGICAL TRIP AND I REALIZED THAT...
>ARE YOU LISTENTING?
>BEING MEAN TO EACH OTHER IS BAD! LIKE REAL BAD
>Constantine
>getting rejected
You clearly don't read comics
Does everyone he touch die count as rejection?
The comics make it pretty clear that he's the most powerful mage in the world
But Constantine is fictional, this site is not. How could he post here?
>The comics make it pretty clear that he's the most powerful mage in the world
Maybe Nu52, Vertigo Constantine barely casts any spells and relies on conning other entities to do his work for him
I guess if that counts then you're right, but I wouldn't count it
Sup Forums exists in Marvel, might as well be a thing in DC too
But I mean, both are in the comic realms. You and I live in the real world. Could they accidentally make Constantine so powerful he influences the real world?
Who's the artist?. Seems like Bruno Redondo to me but I am not sure
I was talking about in-comic, but if you wanna go all hypercrisis, sure why not.