>arms and face aren't covered into the trash it goes
Adrian Thomas
The other day i had a dream, or was it a nightmare i can't decide. But a had a beautiful loving muslim wife apparently i converted to islam too.
Next moment in my dream i was driving a truck full of explosives towards the enemy shouting "There is no God But Allah" and my wife waved at me looking on from behind a wall. Both feeling it was an act of pure love for each other and God. Next moment in my dream i had a unique euphoric spiritual experience feeling the precence of God, i usually only had these feelings with Catholic contexts, as i was raised catholic.
Next moment i woke up all in sweat, terrified of what my mind/dream/nightmare had just produced. No i do not want to become a muslim.
But do i have a choice?
Logan Miller
Because I donĀ“t like to fuck goats.
Brandon Diaz
holy fucking caterpillar eyebrows, gross
Jace Baker
The only reason candy is wrapped is so it stays germ free when someone finger fucks it near the register. I would prefer my candy unwrapped and you just keep your fucking hands off it.
Austin Rivera
Putting a dog turd in a wrapper doesn't turn it into candy
William Sanchez
I know this is bait but >Muhhammad was confronted by an angel who spoke Arabic and who revealed to him to final word of God in a CAVE all by himself with No one else around to prove its true What the fuck, how can people believe in this shit?
Caleb Campbell
checked and kekked
Joseph Thompson
I'd prefer a candy bar that doesn't explode while screaming "ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!"
Jonathan Ortiz
>tfw no hijabi gf
Kevin Lopez
It's literally just Middle Eastern Mormonism.
Noah Jones
I prefer the ones that don't blow up
Jace Richardson
>Why didn't you convert to Islam yet Sup Forums ?? Because my IQ is over 100 sage
She dares to objectify women as candy? And what does wrapped mean? Women are humans not food.
Gtfoh white male patriarchal, sexist, heteronormative, neckbeard, chauvinistic shitlord. How dare you exercise your male privilege and opress us?
Daniel Reyes
Fuck Islam.
Jaxon Martinez
no you don't message from Allah strap on that vest brah it'll keep ya warm
Christopher Hughes
In the vudu traditions, Africans are bringing themselves intro a `trance` state by lowering their concious levels. For westerners this would be harder to achieve.
What i mean to say is people with a lower IQ are less rational, less `concious`, but more one with nature, more spiritual and closer to God/Allah. Not because they lack rationality, but because they are actually more spiritual.
Why do you think Pope Francis dicourages anti-conception for Africans, and promotes mass migration of Africans to Europe??
They are not stupid. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
Mason Cruz
Because having a "virgin" who only had ass sex before marriage is just as bad as a Normal slut.
Allso kebab is smelly and looks wierd, allso Catholicism is the truth, not just some jumble the Jews and their subservient camel merchant came up with.
Samuel Edwards
Easy, just take a look at the countries where Islam dominates. They're almost all violent shitholes in which the inhabitants are fleeing to non-islamic countries. If Islam is such a great religion, why isn't the western world fleeing there, rather than the other way around?
Liam Smith
DEPEND ON THE SITUATION. BUT I PREFER THEM IN BULK ANYWAYS DOES THAT MEAN I CAN FUCK HER SISTER TOO?
Easton Allen
but that's the best snackbar m8
Brandon Perry
>Why didn't you convert to Islam yet Sup Forums ?? This triggers me. Why Netherlands is doing it?
Cameron Kelly
What benefits? Being scorned by society? Having my freedom of choice taken away? Being beaten and raped by a smelly goat fucker that I was forced to marry?
Fuck off, Shekelstein.
Jaxon Jones
>Women on the level of candy
>Islam doesn't objectify women
Feminism ay lamao
Ian Martin
in the muslim world women are considered objects only for men to enjoy, a piece of wrapped candy is worth about 5 cents.
sounds about right
Logan Rodriguez
muslim women all take suck and cock up their ass before they marry
Gavin Diaz
I don't buy candies for the wrapper, connasse! Not to mention when it's written "toxic" on it...
Camden Bell
>insert joseph smith mormon joke
Grayson Thompson
Who the fuck wants to eat a candy bar with the wrapper still on it?
Nathaniel Diaz
O P K A N K E R E N
Aiden Robinson
Because I'm an Atheist
Brayden Barnes
They're just trying to say that they hope you choke to death :D
Logan Nelson
I fucking knew it.
Jace Mitchell
bad goyim, (((Islam))) is right for whites!
Aaron Edwards
Why didn't you convert to Scientology already?
Seriously your arguments for not converting to Scientology are rather silly and do not outweight the benefits at all.
Xavier Powell
I have urge to rape her. Muslims inspire rape
Liam Scott
Well I would rather not choke on a peice of plastic.
Jacob Reed
Fuck you and get the fuck out of Sup Forums you faggot piece of shit.
Robert Taylor
bitch cover your face
Lucas Turner
You need to go back
Jace Allen
>what is the UAE
Also ever paused to think of the reasons why so many of those countries are violent shitholes, rather than "muh Islam is evil"? Rlly meks u fink.
Dominic Morales
Brings up voodoo. Literally a nigger spin-off on Christianity as an example for why lower IQ is better. Low energy. No shekels for you. Saged.
Grayson Long
2 words, goyim Rashad Khalifa
Ethan Walker
And then they stoned her to death for exposing her arms in public.
sage
Joseph Long
>what is the UAE
>What is a ghost town made by paki and african slavery?