Hey Sup Forums
I've been here for a while and of course it is no surprise Sup Forums jews are now a meme.
Since you guys love talking about us, I figured I would answer any suspicions/beliefs in good faith, or generally any other questions you might have.
i'm only answering constructive questions, because the goal of this is to be constructive.
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Why do you continue to lie that 6 gorrilion Jews where killed in labour camps?
kill yourself
Theres a kosher market by my house filled with Israeli chocolates, I can't read hebrew so I have no idea what they say, what are some bomb ass jew-candies?
Not a Zionist-- lots of Jews are not zionists.
As far as most of us are concerned, having descended from and talked to people escaping Nazi persecution, whatever the numbers may be-- all of that did happen. I've read Mein Kampf and seen overwhelming evidence, but i'm always open to something that suggests the contrary. There's nothing bad about the truth right?
Elite are pretty good.
why are so many jews in the us ?
It's all standard Euro chocolate except for the one called "mekupelt". It's the folded looking chocolate one. Pretty decent.
>An American Jew
Heh, I bet you drink water with fluoride too.
What is the life expectancy of elves?
israeli nationalists are the ones pushing for the destruction of europe
The holocaust is propagandized exaggeration
There were several waves of migration to the U.S., but mostly out of Russia/Former Soviet States, before the holocaust and after the pogroms.. (my family, im 4th gen)
Mainly for obvious reasons, freedom of religion, economic opportunity. Its like asking why anyone immigrates to the US
How do you see the future for the Jewish people? Israel can't survive all that long.
Why do you hate White people so much? Is it jealousy?
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Thoughts on the media fallout from a spree of mass shootings targeting solely synagogues? Do Jews go there armed that a kill count of 30+ is possible?
Ah, yes. I too enjoy using a single picture without the second aspect of the picture properly dated to base my entire argument on. Brings me back to my days as a 5th grader.
yeah, and like I said-- there are lots of Jews that aren't nationalist.
Even in Israel the Hatnuah and Hadash parties are about as far as you can get from that.
>it's another "kike thinks Sup Forums is satire" episode
In my part of the south we don't have too many jews out in the open. Turns out there are plenty of jews around here, they just don't give a fuck about it and tend to just participate in the christian communities that infest the south.
My question to you is what kind of jew are you.
Hey jingele, fuck off
Why do you want to keep importing shitskins into the West?
Also do me a favor and list the type of jews. Only a jew would know the different types of jews and what they are about.
For the same reason there are more Germans in the US than there are in Germany.
America was the place people went if they wanted to escape the degeneracy of Europe.
Do you find it ironic that /pol makes fun of "we wuz kangs people" for innacurately portraying history yet /pol innacurately portrays history by denying the Holocaust?
>ewww
Our future has basically rested on isolationism in our communities, something that isn't realistic in the 21st century. The important thing is not Israel's survival, it is the will of Jews globally to keep the culture.
I didn't know we hate white people? The ultra orthodox in that webm are basically an insane minority. Imo, that weird mindset is fascist and ironically the same thing that killed us in Europe.
I'm not sure if you're proposing a theoretical scenario, but like all places of worship people are just there to pray, not to go to war. Mass shootings are a shitty way to prove a point, so no I don't like to entertain the thought.
They came in the early 20th century fleeing progroms and new ways to make shekels
Israel is going to have to split in half eventually. One part for the secular Jews one part of the crazy kikes. The only thing that will change that is when the American Jews get kicked out of America
No. Most Zionists are not consciously aware of how hypocritical their polictical beliefs are regarding nationalism and zionism >Thoughts on the media fallout from a spree of mass shootings targeting solely synagogues?
I was just thinking about this actually. Before the American Race Wars begin there will be a surge in Jew hatred
I tried dating a jew girl a while back and she turned down my offer. Is this because she just didnt like me or because I wasnt jewish/wealthy enough to invade her secret jewish lifestyle? She was very wealthy btw, not the reason why I wanted her but it falls into the stereotype of jews being loaded. Also im not some smelly skinhead neckbeard like the typical Sup Forums user, I take care of myself and my hygiene.
Are you a secular jew? Do you get special treatment from other jews when applying for work? What are the benefits of being an American jew?
probably because she didn't like you. Jewish women are very picky
How do u know you're actually jewish? Do you have genealogy of your ancestry which can be traced back to the 12 tribes of Israel?
are you circumcised?
Dumb question. Even non jews in America are circumcised.
How do you explain the neurotic, self-loathing, super liberal diaspora jew stereotype ?
I've met quite a few and they couldn't have been more cucked. What the fuck is it with atheist jews that turns them that way ?
And what's with the jews and democrat party, how come so few identify as conservative republicans ?
There are lots of different types of Jews, almost too many to name-- but if you're asking for authentication i'll comply.
>Two main sects divide ethnic/cultural bounds: Sefardi and Ashkenazi
>Three main sects divide the religious communities (the names of which do not refer to American politics, i.e. conservatism): Orthodox, Conservative, and Reform.
There are also subgroups of Zionists, Chabad, Chasidic, etc.
I'm an Ashkenazi Conservative.
what do you think of arab-maghrebian-pashtu-etc-mass migration to europe these days?
not a dumb question at all - are all non jews circumcised in america?
We don't look funny as shit with our big noses for no reason. Also-- there is no DNA testing for biblical events, but a simple test will show paternal markers that trace back to middle eastern ancestry.
Also, no one is a Jew for fun. Everyone hates us-- so there would be logically no reason for me to be a Jew now with an ancestor that was born a Non-Jew.
Further-- Our communities have been so isolated, including family names, etc. that we have a uniquely easy case of tracing back ancestry.
I am but I doubt she has some sort of secret sense that tells her if men have a flap on their dicks, but what do I know jews could possibly have that sense.
As for as I know, yeah. Over here only foreigners tend to not be circumcised. There is reason for the cut/uncut bait threads after all. It triggers a lot of Americans.
Nope, that is pretty much exactly what I wanted to know. Are there any resources I can look into to educate myself on the different ethnicities of jews? I find my knowledge on the area lacking and I can't accept that.
You claim your ashkenazi. How can you honestly believe you are jewish? You aren't even a shemite. Being jewish has nothing to do with the fact that your ancestors adopted a pagan and cultic religion of talmundic rabbis.
Do Jews have double morality regarding goys and Jews, just like muslims? Answer precisely please
The thing about being Jewish is that it is a cultural commitment a lot of us have been guilted into to preserve age old tradition. Don't get me wrong, its nice to have family gatherings and learn about heritage but some of us just don't believe in god. So they aren't turned away per se
And honestly, I don't know whats up with the neurotic jew stereotype, I just know it makes for really good comedy and personally annoys me whenever I meet someone that acts like that.
>whats up with jews and democrat party
Well, obviously there is some nuance to that, but yes there are a large portion of Jews, especially in the northeast that support democrats. Personally, I feel like antisemitism has a fair part of it, and generally just geographically speaking, conservative republicans in the south just don't like us.
I'm ashkenazi.too. So is my brother. He made alyiah to Israel and now lives in the West Bank. I hope that triggers you, Ahmed
the reason i ask is because there's nothing that dries up a jewish vagina quicker than foreskin does
Do you think Jews would be open to the idea of living exclusively in a Jewish state?
Felt like posting this for when the khazar myth to discredit Ashkenazim Jews inevitably comes up:
digitalcommons.wayne.edu
but... it does have big scary words like "nucleotide" so maybe Sup Forums can't understand it....
LOL I'm a slav and I have just as much of a right to dwell in the land of caanan as you.
Not really sure what pagan or cultic religion you're referring to.
In the middle east, whether it was the Roman or Arab empire, people have not taken kindly historically to Jews. The emergence of the Ashkenazi race in Europe has to do with admixture. Thats the same with Sephardic Jews in Spain, mixing with arabs and spaniards and Moroccans, or Ethiopian Jews, or Arab Jews.
Like I said, if you want to deny genetic science thats a whole different debate but I personally consider myself scientific.
Why do you consider all gentiles cattle and less than human?
What are general political attitudes of American Jews? Are most of them liberal social justice types Sup Forums wants them to be?
What do you think of Israel? What's generally attitude towards it in Jewish community? It's weird to see obvious members of the tribe behind pro-Palestine shilling.
What do you think about gypsies?
cool thanks
That is probably why we are all circumcised. Makes it easier for the Jewess to choose a bull.
Is the Reform Judaism full of SJWs? I just want to eat bacon and have my dick intact.
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You cannot provide yourself any proof that you have patrilinearly descended from any of the 12 tribes of Israel so why do you insist on being called jewish.
I believe that to be Jewish, and to believe in a double morality is anti theological. It makes no sense to be that Jews have a right to be prejudicial towards goyim in general (Muslim, Christian, etc.).
There is a lot of hate towards Arabs and thats something I personally consider retarded, because we've been victims of the same breed of hate.
Depending on how conservative her family was, there can be a lot of reasons. I know that for a fact there is a large pressure on us to marry within our faith because of the long term consequences for our survival as a race(there aren't a lot of us). Not saying I agree with it, (because I don't) but if its not that she didn't like you, and there is some sinister reason, its likely that.
mmm... nice bait mate
Said the kettle. Stop colonizing Europe, fucking gypsies, I'm fed up with listening to accordions every time I use public transportation.
Another """""American"""""
We need a real holocaust
>but like all places of worship people are just there to pray, not to go to war.
heard of mosques?
Yes. Im biased because im conservative so Reform Jews make me uncomfortable (because they do weird christian shit), but generally yeah they annoy me.
Its funny because lots of American Jews are not sjw, and many of them are of a conservative mind. For example, Zionism as a philosophy advocates for a lot of the twisted shit Sup Forums loves, like the demonization of Arabic culture and creed.
Personally, my opinions about Israel are 50/50. On the one hand, I think its absolutely retarded we were given the land, and only ended up abusing our borders, winning wars, and receiving USAID. There's no way around seeing how badly Israel is fucking Palestine.
Generally, the community in America is Zionist (as far as I know.)
Gypsies are interesting asf, im not a euro so their impact on where I live is not really felt, but in terms of the Jewish opinion on Gypsies-- its largely that they got fucked as much as us, so enemy of my enemy...blah blah
Tldr
And I'm assuming your article shows that the ashkenazi are actually not from israelite descdnt but more likely Italian
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Yeah Israelbro, I have. I've been inside them during services even, you'd be astounded how similar they are to ours. If you're upset because i'm saying there are normal peaceful Muslims, then don't pretend like you can defend yourself on Sup Forums when people say shit like this
OI VEY I AM A TRANS RELIGIOUS JEW
THIS THREAD IS VERY PROBLEMATIC
Don't you mean matrilinearly? Jewishness is descended down the female.
>because they do weird christian shit
Can you please expand on that?
And also what is the difference between a conservative jew and a reform in terms of social conduct
the cultural right to jewishness is descended maternally.
I'm not a geneticist, so I won't try to explain why, but they say the genetic marker for Jewish Semites B.C. is paternally linked.
LOL yes that is verrrry apparent if you read the Bible
>didn't read it because he's too stupid to comprehend it
>incorrectly guesses the argument presented
>presents argument irrelevant to tribal inheritance to pretend he has any understanding
Jews consider one born to a Jewish mother as Jewish but they are given the tribal association of Yisrael as they can't trace back. Nice dude. Well done. Moron.
i'm just saying that mosques are known to be used as ammunition stockpiles and combat positions in wars. plenty of evidence from afghanistan, iraq, syria, gaza.
We tried letting you control our discourse and the result was disaster, with verbal promises of solutions given more control. Maybe the real answer is for you people to stop pretending you are gods.
In fact your source agrees with me disproving the khazar myth... "Few derive from a Near Eastern source, and despite the recent revival of the ‘Khazar hypothesis’16, virtually none are likely to have ancestry in the North Caucasus."
>constructive for anyone but jews
Stop lying, kike.
But isn't it true that God basically disowned you guys somewhere in the bible? thus nullifying the current state of Israel?
Yeah absolutely.
There is a spectrum of cultural mixture in Judaism(especially American) from...
Orthodox------------------------>Reform
Along that spectrum are various political and religious views, but also there is an exponential change in certain things:
>Using English during a service
This freaks me out. I was raised only reading from the Hebrew text and when I go to reform services, sometimes entire prayers are in the translated form.
>Using instruments during a service
For the most part, the use of music is banned in the Torah. The closest you get is blowing the Ram's horn (shofar). Reform services have shit like guitars and pianos. To me it feels oddly like a woodstock concert.
>Reform Jews and weird christian shit
The way in which some christians end a service, holding hands-- asking for thanks, turning to your "neighbour", passing around a basket, that shit we don't do, that Reform Jews do sometimes.
In terms of social conduct-- again, its a spectrum, between the orthodox in williamsburg brooklyn basically keeping to themselves, speaking Yiddish, Hebrew, or Russian, studying Torah 24/7 and not knowing much about the outside world-- and Reform Jews that barely know religious text, some can't even read hebrew, and for the most part are very stereo-typically American. I'm somewhere inbetween--conservative.
Biblically, ethnic identity was based upon the father. Readily apparent
The Jews were never disowned. You're likely referencing the story of the golden calf in which God commanded that the entire older generation must die out in the desert before the Jews may enter Canaan as punishment for worshiping a false idol. They panicked and thought Moses had died on Mount Sinai while he was receiving the written Torah.
what is the difference between a muslim that allows "extremist" muslims to do their dirty work, and a jew that allows "extremist" jews to do their dirty work?
aren't you the same greedy, lazy, arrogant, petty, violent lunatics you've always been?
do you really expect us to believe that a Christian King like Longshanks drove your filth out of the British Isles out of some misguided xenophobia or misunderstanding?
It's true, that there may be some among you that do not actively worship Satan, and simply go along with the "tribe" because of how much power your rabbi holds over you.
But I see no reason to take that risk, any more than I would risk a snake I found in a field being non-poisonous.
I see your point, thanks.
the torah? what on earth does the first 5 books of the bible have to do with the Talmud, your religious texts?
During my relatively normal life, i've never seen someone look up to a Jew as godlike or perfect.
I think you're sort of touching on something I find really ironic, which is that most people that hate Jews hate them because we "control the world". And thus we are responsible generally for any bad stuff that happens. Thats a super easy scapegoat to believe in.
Mostly during my life, on the contrary, people have just talked about Jews negatively.
There is some sort of circular logic at work there. Either people hate us or they pretend we are gods you can't really have both.
The Torah is the five books of Moses. The TaNaCh is the Torah, the Prophets, and the Writings. The Talmud is the commentary on these books / the laws developed as a result. The Gemarah is the commentary on the Talmud.
The Torah is a religious text, also referred to as the Old Testament by Christians.
The Talmud is actually a really interesting book of religious and moral philosophic discussion. Its basically a couple thousand years of scholars debating on the margins of the Torah, interpreting and disagreeing.
"beware the leaven of the pharisees that makes void the word of God"
you only use the word 'Torah' to trick Christians into believing that you don't openly defy the words of God
you also defy God himself, who comes in the person of Jesus Christ
I would really love to marry a Jewish woman, but it's really hard to locate them here in Croatia, they are hiding like it's 1941. Any suggestions as to where I might find one?
>it's another "stormnigger thinks Sup Forums isn't satire" episode
>what is the difference between a muslim that allows "extremist" muslims to do their dirty work, and a jew that allows "extremist" jews to do their dirty work?
there is no difference. Any individual that uses their religion has a facade for extremist or fundamentalist violence is contemptible.
Scapegoating is different that misunderstanding. Uniting England or Europe during times of crisis, and finger pointing towards Jews that held positions in the court was very beneficial to the ruling powers at be.
Rabbis are like Priests, they interpret and preach but they don't hold power over us.
>you also defy God himself, who comes in the person of Jesus Christ
>get out retard
Ok, that's nice Mr. nutjob. The Pharisees went extinct with the Bar Kochva revolt that caused the destruction of the Temple in 70 AD just an FYI. You also worship a zombie manifestation of someone who was a part of our people. Have a good day.
what evidence do you have that anyone was 'scapegoated'
are you telling me I'm supposed to believe the words of some internet kike over the decision of my own christian ancestors?
because that would be a bit silly of me, don't you think?
Jesus Christ was a Pharisee, a white man, who spoke as a white man, and exhibited the most completely white characteristics of any figure in history, and was also God in the flesh
the Pharisee was the repulsive jew, mixed among our kind in Judea, and still exists today in the form of the modern 'jew'
[citation needed] -5 points, see me after class. Jesus was a brown-skinned Jew who probably had a nice big nose and a unibrow.
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watch this my friend
made by a fellow american jew, its very objective and does not deny jewish persecution but disputes some hcaust claims with evidence
do you actually bite the ends of your babies cocks off and slurp the delicious infant blood, or do you pay someone to do it for you?
why?
Yeah, it would be quite silly to take my word for it. That's why in general its important to have many more than just one source.
Court Jews in Europe handled finances. I'm not sure why we filled that niche, but im not a Jewish historian. I do know that the stereotype of the greedy, money loving Jew originated that long ago.
Jews were either killed or deported from tons of European countries. Italy, Spain, England, Germany, you name it we've been kicked out of it. And its relatively easy to see why a minority population in an important and useful appointed position can be exploited.
thats just common sense politics
>bitching about stormfags
>being cocky,and chauvinist
>jewish stormfags
wew lad