Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

So, what's your prediction of this?
Surprise breakthrough of the summer, or big over the top flop?

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It will flop, but absolutely everything about it looks better than Wonder Woman and Spider-Man.

I'll like it and it will flop. Then i will relentlessly shill it on Sup Forums.

It's gonna be bad sci-fi porn.

It's gonna kill STX

199% flop. It's going to be Jupiter Ascending all over again.

Why does it fall upon two Aryan children to save the universe, once again? They could have cast literally anyone.

mediocre to bad and an earth-shattering flop
$220mil on production budget alone and I only know of its existence after seeing a couple of threads on Sup Forums that immediately died
look at the views on those trailers ffs, that's tiny for any blockbuster

It'll be the Fifth Element of our generation

I think it's going to be good

Why are they desperately trying to sell Sci-fi to women?

French comic books! Director who directed "The fifth element"! I'm going to eat this Shit up.

>all of the aliens have human faces
why do people think this would be the case? a sentient spider monster is more alien than these "aliens"

doesn't that guy who looks like cara post on Sup Forums?

Well it is early, and there have been movies that on VERY rare occasions that have come to be surprising audiences to be better than expected.

ENJOYABLE MOVIE
FINANCIAL UNDERPERFORMER

JUST LIKE THE FIFTH ELEMENT

huh? where did anyone say this shit is realistic?

If it is close to being as enjoyable as The Fifth Element that would be good enough.

honestly

it looks pretty great

but so did parts of the trailer for jupiter ascending

i hope this one turns out to be good

>sci fi movie about aliens
>"alien design doesn't have to be creative or realistic to any degree"
I've seen this type of aliens 1000 times already, boring

The trailer was full of cliches. Visually it looks great, but I bet it's pretty flat and underwhelming. If its story/diagloue are as shit as the trailer has shown and the reviews pan it, it'll bomb. Even if its good and gets great reviews I see it struggling. It just looks so fucking trite.

I wish he'd make another movie with a loli main character

Since Cloud Atlas I don't trust the Wachowski's anymore, but Luc Besson is hit or miss. This is 50/50, it could go either way.

The Fifth Element was full of cliches, but still memorable, and entertaining in its own way.

looks fun, something that most movies these days are missing.

Give the wachowskis more anime/video games to adapt. Speed Racer was amazing. It came out after iron man though, it didn't stand a chance in theaters. If hollywood is dead set on adapting that stuff get people who did it right before.

The setting looks more interesting than the premise and seemingly bland main characters. It looks like a generic self insert protagonist travelling to a foreign place with his waifu to go on an epic space battle that threatens their new friends.

they have cara delawhatever as the lead. instant flop

I think his bigger movies always tend to rest on the weaker side. He's great at smaller, intimate stories set in urban environments. I can't imagine the pressure of making something like this work, and they clearly want a whole franchise out of this. There's no way it gets to be the next Star Wars, and that's kind of what it needs to be.

Wasn't that supposed to be a trilogy?

It will make money cause little kids but it will be just as bad as Jupiter Ascending possibly worse.

This is true, and I have some hopes for Valerian on that basis, but 5th element also had actors who were very well cast for their roles, and did good jobs.

The two main leads on Valerian don't look to match that. Delevinge can't act at all and it's obviously why they only let her say 2 words in the trailer.

It's gonna be the biggest flop of 2017.

Getting a strong John Carter vibe from this film.

It's definitely not going to make enough to justify it's budget.

He fifth element had Bruce Willis as lead, this has some cunt and a meme model nobody likes

It will flop but i will watch it and call it kino

This will just be a mess of quips because it'll try to be guardians of the universe. The only reason it will get it's budget back is because of that Cara chick and teen girls worshipping the ground she walks on.

Why do the lead actors look so unlikable?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>The Fifth Element was full of cliches

Yes and no. The diagloue wasn't so damn hammy as "time flies when you're having fun" or "I taught him how to do that" and so on. It was a bit more fresh in a lot of ways and got copied after. This seems really uninspiring.

It'll be John Carter lite

Cara Devangaline, destroyer of the patriarchy, stars in a movie where she and her co-star stare dead-faced into the camera as CGI shit explodes around them.

>WHITE PPL

They got me puzzled. I can't even choose what i want to fuck more from that trailer.

it will flop but I will probable like it

Unlike Avatar these blue aliens might have fully working parts.

Flop harder than. Jupiter Ascending

>Luc Besson
>Cara Memevigne
>big budget
>based on source material not known except in fucking france
>anything but a big over the top flop

I know you're a Caraposter but it's pretty obvious it'll crash and burn

Na'vi have dicks and vaginas bro, the Pandora survival guide said so.

I actually like the aesthetic it's reminiscent of spy kids and a lot of space oriented children shows that I used to watch back in the day.

it will flop hard and some people here will consider this kino because of it

>And Lucy

Ruined.

>Pandora survival guide
>not clarified in the movies

That's why I do not trust it. If the Na'vi have fully functioning sex organs, that "sex scene" with the tails should not have been the only scene we saw.
Thanks MPAA, and James Cameron for making aliens with ambiguous sex parts confusing

it's an adaptation of a comic

>two zeros budget with literally who protagonist
this surprised no one

I think it looks pretty cool and will try to watch it. I think it will flop however

trailer looked cool but I really can't stand the 2 leads
why'd they choose them

they let luc besson shit on their mouths

on or in?

Can leeloo even be surpassed?

>City of a Thousand Planets
>tfw there will never be an artistic cinematic depiction of Commoragh

fist turd on second turd in

it needs more black, lesbian and latinos

doesn't this come out the same day as DUNKIRK?

can Besson take on the Nolan?

I can't explain how dull this movie looks. Nolan really can't direct anything other than spectacle, least of all historical.

Honestly I can't wait, I'm a total sucker for quasi-romantic sci-fi or fantasy
I'm male btw

It will do at most 300 million worldwide. But at the same time, it will be one of the better sci-fi operas.

keep me posted

>City of a Thousand Planets
wtf does that mean? How can a city span more than one planet? Never heard of this before, but is this some really obscure Star Wars ripoff, or more accurately, an obscure sci-fantasy series made into a movie in an ill-conceived attempt at exploiting the popularity of Star Wars?

It should be impossible to artistically depict wh40k
>ywn have artificial suns instead of street lamp to hide your meta-dimensional hidden port city

Somewhat. He's obviously saying that in a sarcastic manner because it will obviously far from that.

Dunkirk will be a flop for Nolan. All said and done, it's still a WW2 flick and those are always a hard sell.

Gonna do well in Europe and very poorly in America

800M gross

Despite the wrong casting (BOTH are wrong, it's just Cara is the worst fucking casting ever for Laureline) it will probably be a decent movie because the comics are great and Luc Besson can be a good director if he gives a shit.

Huge Flop in America, decent run in the rest of the world. (Probably) good movie.

Literally this
I am so ready to be the only one of my friends gushing over it

im interested in the movie but it looks like theres too much alien politics

also 3D for this movie might make me vomit.