This cover says a lot

This cover says a lot

specifically, it says, "JEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN"

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>feminism

Foreplay

That red heads would be the death of him?

It says: "Hey X-fags, we know what makes you upset and how to use it to drive sales"

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Punches from the Punch Dimension?

>JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA-HURK!

Why doesn't he get neck armor?

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>"Tighter, TIGHTER!!"
>Then both of Cyclops heads exploded

Is that a cover? Covers usually have titles at the very least.

It's a variant cover for the "Death of X"-themed variant month, where each book has a cover that features a mutant getting killed.

>each book has a cover that features a mutant getting killed.

Why is Marvel like this?

because they are fueled by the tears of their fans.

I'm not kidding.

They like it when fans get mad

Anger drives their sales up

Because Marvel's fans are masochists. They love the pain. They love to get mad.

And they have a bad taste when it comes to comics.

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this isnt working on me

This reminds me of when I was a little kid in the 90s and thought the Death of Superman was going to be for real.

I actually think the X-Men could possibly die, not the characters, but their identity, they could become inhumans, or they could be sent to another earth, or they could be sent to another reality/timeline.
If any of that happens, I will consider the franchise dead.
And when that happens, the X-Men will be the first major comic to have a beginning and an end.
it makes me a bit sad, and I will never give money to disney and the corporations it owns money again, but their death may be preferable to irrelevancy and awful runs from now on.

Dude come on. They're about to get it on. Let em finish.