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>porn movie >dude won't shut up

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>camera angle includes guys ass

You called?

>5 minutes into the blowjob
>dude's still soft

I uh, user, t-this looks a bit like gay porn, you know?

...

God, there's a Stoya video where the guy is literally saying "OH FUCK YEAH" "YEAH BABY" every 5 seconds, I fucking hate guys in porn, I stick with lesbian and solo.

>watching 3D trash

>UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Camera angle includes 90% man ass and just a hint of dick pounding vagina
>Man moaning louder than woman

>music doesn't stop after the intro

>porn kino
>guy is white

Karlie Brookes family strokes vid. She visibly eye rolls several times.

>Woman is jerking dude off
>Moaning like she was when they were fucking in the scene prior

I looked in the archive and no, that wasn't two dudes. The pornfidelity guy just likes fucking in effeminate positions like that.

>Horrible synth music playing over everything but the pop shot when the guy moans

>trying to penetrate
>they're having trouble getting it to stay in
>he's only like 1/4 chub

>kino starts
>*African bongo beats start playing*

>music's better than the content and I spend the entire video wondering what it is.

The guitar riff to Summer Breeze by the Isley Brothers in this particular instance.

>cameraman won't shut up

There should be a law against them talking.

But it can be hilarious.
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>watching fetish porn filmed in a studio apartment
>all seems to be fine, hot milf with big tits
>camera pans slightly to right
>lifesized mannequin with creepy eyes staring into the camera.
>try to go on cos i aint pussyin out
>camera moves to bedroom, confederate flag above bed
>still boner cos i aint american
>close to climax, the milf's kid walks into the room and then leaves after like 10 seconds.

boner is kill

literally every pawg video has nigger rap

>vid going well
>YES DADDY FUCK ME DADDY MMM I'M A GOOD GIRL DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY

>YES DADDY FUCK ME DADDY MMM I'M A GOOD GIRL DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY
>he's not even fucking her

>money shot
>cuts to guy's face

The early Bang Bus videos had the best and worst cameraman talking. He could be funny in the beginning portion, but then half way through would keep making stupid jokes as the woman was sucking dick or making fart noises while she's fucking him. Killed the boner.

>this guy shows up

>amateur/homemade video
>rap music or some childerens show like Spongebob blaring loud as fuck the entire video

>OH FUCK OH FUCK
>His dick slips out
>OH FUCK ITS SO BIG YES OH FUCK

>cat keeps jumping up on the bed

it's authentic though so I can't be too mad

>tfw i kicked my porn habit
>tfw i'm better than all you weak degenerates

feels pretty gud

>"Solo" tag
>1 minute of girl masturbating followed by some guys hand creeping into frame

>tfw i'm better than all you weak degenerates
How so?

>when you have to pick a video

I hate this except for that one asshole from Facial Abuse. That shit's just funny.

>hot girl
>can't suck for shit
>whatafuckingwaste.jpg

because i don't wreck my brain chasing dopamine highs

Chasing (you)s is chasing dopamine dummy

you wreck your brain in some other way then

>hot girl
>guy does all the work and she seems bored the entire time

Name ONE movie where this happens.

any involving a black dude

that kinda never happens

Any porn involving a black actor

Horrible when it does though.
>That Mia Khalifa video where she """"""fucks"""""" a nerdy virgin

you wish goober

I had sex last night ITT: u mad and jelly

>Girl sucking a guy's dick
>*SLUUUUUUURP*

You never had a girl so hot and bothered that she moaned while she jerked/sucked you off?

>porn thread
>one autist goes on a crusade

We all spend life is trying to capture those highs. Addiction is the problem, not the stimulation in of itself.

This nigga in particular

>10/10 girl is wearing an incredibly sexy latex outfit that perfectly fits her body and exposes all of her curves in exactly the right ways every time she moves
>She takes it off after 5 minutes and the rest of the porn is mediocre at best

/ourguy/

>porn
>music, ever
>male making any kind of sound, ever
>girls think stretching their vag open is sexy (it isn't)
>'deepthroat' video where she doesnt swallow the whole cock, he just awkwardly fucks her face with like a quarter of his dick
>Guy has awful circumcision (kills MHBHJ for me)
>Guy gets his face into seemingly every shot (literally anything with James Deen in whatsoever)

Seriously porn should just be no music, girl strips, girl sucks dick with waist down shot or pov, girl fucks from waist down (guy) or Pov, guy cums (facial, throat or creampie but still no guy face ever and he keeps his mouth shut)

Shane Disesl is Kino

"suck this nigger dick"
say it!

Diamonds.

>any involving a black dude
You mean the best kind?
Black on white & black on nip are kino

Alpha as fuck

>not wanting the guy to moan so that way you can moan when he does
Fuck off, faggot.

>girl screams like a fire siren when getting spanked instead of taking her punishment like a lady

>Blowjob scene
>Guy asks the girl where or how she learned to suck dick that well

Alternatively

>Blowjob scene
>Guy gives girl a big kiss as she's in the middle of the sloppiest cock sucking ever

>girl makes extremely loud gagging noises while she sucks his dick

I don't know who finds this attractive tbqh

>girl rubbing her nipples with a dildo
>moaning like she's being shot with orgasm bullets

>Lesbian porn movie.
>Dude cameraman talks at all.

>Make sure to cum when the guy cums for maximum immersion
>Cuts to the guys face
>He starts talking to the camera man
>Entire nut is ruined
Why do they do this?

>Guy gives girl a big kiss as she's in the middle of the sloppiest cock sucking ever

I do this

>blowjob after anal

>girl can actually deepthroat a cock properly for once
>OG OG OG OG OG OG OG
STOP DOING THIS
FUCK

Also tfw 99% of the time, the hotter the girl, the more boring her scenes are

Feels bad when you've seen it all in porn and need to get off to extreme shit and the girls doing it are all dogs

there are literally porn sites with "gaggers" in the name, so someone does

I like that shit though. my girl always calls me daddy when we fuck

>tfw used my xbox controller on my dick for the first time last night

Chicks gagging is my second favorite sound in the world.

But my friend, that is a huge focal point of the kino of based Rocco Siffredi.

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>she's virgin for meee
>ees too small?
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>much too thick?
>sucky sucky sucky
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>one finger???
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>where you come from?
>u take all the way inside bitch…drink it
>vat to say? hmmm vat to say??
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie, what he say?
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo yeah, put the tongue inside, put the tongue inside...
>is it your real father who's going to watch?
>why you are so strange?
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce

He is a fucking legend!

You're just chasing them with another medium.

>More than one guy
>They just talk to each other and moan
Holy shit, I hate videos
Images is where it's at

>lesbian porn
>male cameraman starts talking
>suddenly see a fat hairy arm reach out and grab one of the girl's asses or some shit
Boner killed and tab closed immediately.

>watching depraved, degenerate fetish porn video
>camera slowly pans over to fluffy white cat sitting in corner of room
>zooms in on its face, cat has genuinely shocked expression
>start laughing
>can't finish

>she seems bored the entire time

That's literally the reason why Allie Sin's videos are so fucking hot, though.

>girl collects 10 loads and then swallows instead of swalling each nut one by one

I don't know why but 10 guys can cum on her face and it doesn't bother me but more than load in her mouth and it's an instant exit

made me laugh a bit

>goes to jail

>watching porn flick
>no one dies

im with you on this
>10 different loads shot on a girls face
fine
>loads on anything but skin
fucking gross. Whenever they collect it in a cup or spoon or whatever it instantly just becomes worse

>Think it's time to give JAV another try
>Almost every thing is censored
>Japanese dicklets
>Even then the girls usually can't suck dick to save their lives
>Girls with buck teeth looking way uglier than on the cover
>Guys usually creepily licking the girls all over with their ugly faces right in the camera
>Girls lying on their backs like dead fish
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Am suddenly reminded why I usually don't watch JAV

>creampie vid
>doesn't cum inside her

>gay porn movie
>"straight guy gets x by y"
>yeah fuck me harder daddy!

I do.
Start at 2:55
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>foot video
>"pathetic wormboy loser piece of shit garbage waste of human life"

>a few years ago
>see 9/10 chick on Sup Forums in hula hoop gif (this is before webm was big)
>dick suddenly feldspar
>ask for sauce
>girl is remy lacroix
>find out she is a porn
>dick is corundum
>search her porns
>watch one
>fine as hail, but also boring as hail
and that's the story of how I never nutted to remy lacroix

I don't watch porn, it's degenerate

the way cum looks all gathered in a clear cup is so fucking nasty, especially when it gets that yellow tint to it. fucking gagging just thinking about it

>Guy asks the girl where or how she learned to suck dick that well

Girl asked me where I learned to fuck so well the other day. The fuck are you even supposed to answer to that.

>"""'footjob"""" flick
>10 minute video where the girl touches the dude's dick her feet for about 20 seconds and then just gives him a handy for the rest of the video
Death to anyone who mislabels these videos

YEAAH-UH

>Girl asked me where I learned to fuck so well the other day. The fuck are you even supposed to answer to that.
prison

"Your sister"

"your son"

>Creampie scene
>Guy pulls out and cums ON pussy

>Father-daughter and/or mother-son roleplay
>Both actors are around the same age

>won't shut up
>yells a lot
>they insist on doing fucking doggy style while the cameraman is apparently a fag and zooms right in on the balls and asshole of the guy fucking her and only that

Gay as fuck desu senpai

I watched a porn once with this shitty stepdaughter teasing stepfather roleplay garbage. It would have been hot if it was muted. Girl had a great ass in tiny panties and she was hotdogging him in his lap, but my God, almost EVERY line was like, "Oh my God, Stepdaddy. You took out your cock, Stepdaddy? Do you like when I ride your cock, Stepdaddy? You like my ass Stepdaddy? You like that Stepdaddy?"

HOLY FUCK I GET IT. HE'S YOUR STEPDAD. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Simple. "I've had a lot of practice." Alpha as fuck.