What would Sup Forums wish for if they could make 3 wishes?

What would Sup Forums wish for if they could make 3 wishes?

>nuke uk

Infinite wishes

Does it have to be Sup Forums related?
I can guarantee mine would be sexual.

>seperate countries with nationalist citizens
>free trade amongst countries no shitty trade deals
>eradicate nonsensical thinking

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>Wish for nobody to find my wishes suspicious
>Wish for a billion dollars in my bank account
>Wish for the ability to teleport at will without any negative consequences or getting stuck in matter

>Kill all niggers
>Kill all Muslims
>One Coca Cola

you let the jews live
go past Go do not collect that coke

>wanting fiat currency rather than concrete assets

the goodest goy of all

no rules?

more wishes

I couldn't decide who I hate more in order to through in a shitty Boondock Saints joke

1. build
2. a
3. wall

nothing

/thread

I wish for world peace

FUCKING

>Kill all mussies
>The ability to speak any language fluently
>Some sort of superpower for shits and giggles (fire manipulation, perfect bullet control, or telekinesis)

BRITISH

Remove jews
Remove niggers
Remove feminism

Remove mexicans. They are the worst "people" on earth. Fuck em all.

>immortality
>unlimited wealth
>power to smite anyone

Sometimes I can't tell if I am on /b or /pol I have to check the top of the page.

Make it so everyone in the entire world has to act on what I tell them to do. They can still think and protest but their bodies must do what they are told.
Turn all non-Asian women into anime girls.
Turn all men other than myself into anime girls.

Make a commercial, tell Youtube and anyone I can to air it, have it be of me telling people to vote for me as President
%100 vote on me in 2020, can officially make my voice heard to every anime girl country around the world to make them do what I want

1. World peace
2. Harmony among all individuals
3. Everybody will think sensibly. No more blind following of large figures and retards voting without even knowing what the vote is about.

rothschilds eaten by spiders
winston churchill assassinated before he starts WW2
hotdogs never became a thing

COLONY

>Remove feminism
>Remove all religions
>Make a wall between Europe and middle east

Your other two wishes?

Ohhhh shiiit

1. no more blacks
2. no more islam
3. no more jews

BRUTAL

I'd wish for more wishes. Duh?

sounds rather boring, harmony means nothing if there's no other side

1. Reason, logic and law become the principle for all humanity.
2. A sophiscated common world language exists.
3. No matter what, people do not force others to accept a certain thing

no whites
no blacks
no arabs

Fucking slide thread

Get the fuck in you fucking niggers

>Boko Haram kills 10,000 Nigerian villagers
>FBI, Congress, CIA, and Justice Department all recommend Hillary Clinton's State Department classify them as a terrorist organization
>people in the U.S. are banned from doing business or associating with terrorist organizations
>Hillary Clinton refuses to classify them the whole time she is in office and no one could figure out why
>turns out individuals buying stolen Boko Haram gold and developing stolen Boko Haram oil fields are donating massively to her campaign fund and the Clinton Foundation

>1. The ability to control probability itself to my will.

>2. I wish for no more wishes.

>3. -


The probability of me ruling the world? 0%? Let's make that 100%.
The probability of OP being a faggot this time? 100% Let's make that 0%.

>not wishing for a billion bags of concrete

You can have them

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every country having their own planet

>only 3 with breathable atmosphere.

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