>So sad! Poor Scott Adams had NO IDEA that this whole “equal rights” thing would diminish his role in society! Like, why can’t we be equal, but then still have men in charge of the things! And thank them for building all the buildings for us, without which we could never even have our Lady President/Tupperware Parties and quilting bees!
IT'S OVER. HE ENDORSED HILLARY AND IT STILL COULDN'T SAVE HIM. SAY GOODBYE.
>Wonkette Archive that shit nigga. I'm not giving them clicks
Ethan Brooks
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Nolan Mitchell
I don't think I could discard someone's opinion harder
Joshua Gutierrez
>equal rights will diminish your role in society
Thanks for alienating all the men and bringing them to us, women.
And it's not like you'll be fucking the "men" who stay anyways
Alexander Bell
I'm amazed anyone would ever even pretend to take her opinion seriously. We need a purge of the cities and their women in particular god DAMN
Caleb Watson
>Scott Adams >logical and analytical >Robyn Pennacchia >sneering narcissism and emotional Kek, I stopped reading her parts in the article after a while. It's like she wants the dems to keep alienating males so that they have this radical ideological purity so that when they loose this Nov, they can keep complaining.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she's banking on when she writes like this. It's amazing that people can write such cringeworthy shit like this under their own name.
Jaxson Allen
>Scott Adams writes satire >Somehow this stupid woman takes it seriously
He is right about the "dont oversell" part. Anyone that has worked on sales can tell you that.
Brayden Edwards
Why must these feminists try so hard to be funny and "witty"? Shit is cringey and annoying and because of it, I can never make it through their articles
Luis Lewis
It's like you shills aren't even trying anymore with garbage articles like this. Good to know Clintons money is going to waste.
Jackson Morgan
>getting this triggered over a literal nobody not caring for the DNC
Why can't women just accept that not everyone gives a shit about their identity politics? Why do they have to write a 1000 page essay about how they don't appreciate it?
Chase Walker
>tfw you grew up reading Scotty A and accidentally indoctrinated yourself into living logic and reason
Feels great
Leo Ortiz
Looks like a lot of weirdos frequent this board.
Justin Barnes
>You will never be this butthurt
Lincoln Hall
Dumb cunt doesn't understand that he's telling it from the point of view of the average guy, not himself.
Hudson Brooks
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Juan Cox
>Why must these feminists try so hard to be funny and "witty"? Shit is cringey and annoying and because of it, I can never make it through their articles
Yeah, it's awful. The worst part is that they don't realize how pathetic they look to people outside their ideological circlejerk. Feminist humor and satire always comes off as bitter and fake, like a person full of impotent rage trying to hide behind a fake smile. You can tell they're not trying to be funny. They're just out for revenge by trying to piss off men.
Ryan Harris
>. And she lives in chicago. >. And > . And Fucking writers dont know how to do their job. I bet the whole description was made by her.
Alexander Turner
Stop looking in mirror.
Elijah Wright
>scott adams net worth ~75M >clearly a winner by society's standards
usually someone making the same arguments as adams would be dismissed as a basement dwelling loser. since adams isnt a loser they have to resort to "really? really scott? really is that what you really think?" type of shit. no counterpoint. just ARE YOU SERIOUS tier shit.
Nathan Anderson
>weird this is a woman's idea of intellectual criticism
Tyler Torres
I'm looking through a door, actually. Just because you cant fit through it doesn't make it a mirror, sweetie.
Misogynists are never winners.
Nicholas Brown
>"wooooow we should be THANKFUL to you for building society? you entitled ass honkey cracka shitlord mufugga YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT"
Joseph Howard
>Linguistically castrates
Nice use of words. I'm using that.
Liam Martinez
>weird dilbert guy
NOT O T
AN N
ARGUMENT R G U M E N T
Leo Garcia
Maybe Islam was right all along
Women aren't human and should be treated as such.
Nolan Allen
What a waste of time.
Levi Wright
Scott Adams didn't endorse Hillary. Do you ride the short bus?
Easton Ward
They're all disqus freaks. Any way of raiding disqus?
Bentley Rodriguez
This descriptions are more often that not self-written.
Kayden Powell
Sorry, honey, but he did. Sadly for him, not even that will save him from his upcoming punishment at the hands of the women he so cruelly mocked. They have grown tired of his insincerity. They have grown tired of his mind. They have grown tired of his life.
Julian Long
This is Kanye tier ego, just without the high-quality antisemitism.
Luis Lee
So, who does the humour in Dilbert comics actually try reaching to?
Aiden Carter
Good job forcing someone to conform in a democratic society, but then again a society loses its democratic institutions when people aren't allowed to explain things. But I guess you would call it mansplaining.
Alexander Robinson
Sounds like he needs to take same Super Male Vitality™, now on sale for just $41.96
Jason Bell
Obviously, which makes it even worse.
It's not serious, it's just another cringey feminist attempt at "ironic" humor
Ryder Cruz
Dilbertman fucks a 20 year old model every day /fit/ and master persuader, who dis dumb dyke think she is
Parker Peterson
Even if you read it as having a sarcastic tone this is still unflattering
Jace Cruz
>Misogynists are never winners.
Nice just world fallacy, cuck.
Asher Watson
>Misogynists are never winners. actually, in my experience they've always been alphas. i think that's why it annoys women so much. if misogynists were losers then nobody would give a fuck about them.
Grayson Ross
It was a joke you moron
Robert Rivera
Stop feeding him
Gabriel Perez
>modest
Fucking liberal white women.
Alexander Robinson
>trying to outbantz adams eh, better luck next time kiddo
Julian Clark
It's the type of irony that you have to induce autism on yourself to understand the punch line that lives inside the writer's head.
Tyler Roberts
Gets me every time
Brayden King
The absolute madman
Kevin Hall
To appear as intelligent as men to other women.
Josiah Cruz
KEK
Robert Murphy
Damn that guy is savage.
Hunter Ward
> Desperate last-ditch effort of the privileged white male to save himself from righteous Social Justice > Joke
Pick one.
Not quite, sweetie. You see, the purpose of Social Justice is to protect the disenfranchised. Much like childhood bullies need to be corrected, so too must the mass of weirdo misogynists, who target the weak.
Nice mansplaining, shitlord.
You're wrong. In a proper democracy, based on the virtue of egalitarianism, the disenfranchised (women, Muslims, PoC, LGBTQs, etc.) need to have a greater say than straight white men, whose privileged lifestyle leads to them ignoring important problems in favor of petty ones as you can see in the current election cycle. A historical first woman president, capable of inspiring the entirety of womankind for millennium to come, is being put aside for the needs of the racist in the minds of white male voters.
Adam Martin
This is some really low energy trolling.
Hudson Perry
I refuse to believe a Mexican could ignorant enough to support Donald Trump, who would inhumanely treat his/her/xer/etc. fellow Mexicans and cruelly undermine the legitimacy of his/her/xer/etc. government.
Blake Taylor
I'm Mexican, so that means I should support illegal immigrantion? Talk about a racist piece of shit, huh.
It's always the "progressives" that are the most racist, I've found.
Luis Hill
>I'm Mexican, so that means I should support illegal immigrantion?
They deserve a better life, yes, and they certainly don't deserve to see their families separated and their parents deported.
Brayden Bennett
I wanna be cradled in those arms, held against his chest :3
Jaxon Johnson
You can start a sentence with a conjunction, friend. It's good to be mad at cunts but at least make sure you're mad about the right things. Here's five sources as to why you've been misled by terrible American schooling your whole life:
I know you're trolling (and putting really low energy into it) but let me make my stance clear: no Mexican should have to leave his home and family behind for the chance of a decent life. The fact that thousands of Mexicans are forced to do so is the tragedy here, not Donald Trump's comments.
Here's hoping you're at least getting remunerated for your low enegery trolling on Sup Forums.
Hudson Wilson
>xer
3/10
Samuel Cruz
>missing the point this hard
Colton Lee
>Wonkette Literally twelve-year-old tier writing ability trying to be as edgy as possible. NOBODY WRITING A LEGITIMATE ARTICLE USES ALL-CAPS EVEN IF YOU'RE BEING "SATIRICAL" YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT!
Daniel Harris
Maybe they should try attacking someone who doesn't write snappy punchlines for a living.
Gavin Nguyen
Good luck with your autismo. You rather be vitriolic than democratic I see. Who said anything about ignoring even. But then again even criticizing your methods are always wrong.
Liam Walker
HOLY SHIT
Absolutely destroyed lol
Asher Ward
You're essentially a Jew coming to the conclusion that Hitler had a point while gas chambers are being erected for the purpose of genocide.
However, I cannot blame you for having these viewpoints as I know it's not your fault. Institutionalized White Supremacy is currently using you as a puppet. In the future, I promise to speak for you as I know you're currently not in control of your actions.
Just because violence is necessary to force people to support the right causes doesn't delegitimize those causes, themselves. On the contrary, it strengthens those causes as they cannot be opposed.
Tyler Roberts
To be fair, half the shit in mexico is our fault. We're the main reason you have so much rampant drug trafficking, and we also fucked with your elections a while back. Sorry.
Charles Lee
this is some juicy bait
Leo Jones
>literal who? tries to get clicks by attacking a well known blogger/comic writer
Owen Ward
White Men are preconditioned to ignore the problems faced by disenfranchised minorities. They need to be properly reeducated and incorrect viewpoints, much like yours, need to be discouraged through any means necessary. This includes violence, mind you, as the causes violence defends are THAT important.
Only after straight white men have been properly reeducated, can democracy work.
Nathan Hill
Despite what Mexico said, this is actually some fairly refined trolling you've got going on.
I'm amused and disgusted at the same time
Carter Gomez
fucking hell
Jeremiah White
This is a very strange post. I wonder if it wasn't written by Scott Adams. Take particular note of these instances.
"..dudes who have been giant weirdos.." uh, ok. Giant. Weird. "..all the men I've known.." So she has known alot of men. "..best described as giant weiners.." Giant cocks. This is getting rowdy. Then she goes on to talk about her dad. I am perplexed and bewildered by this composition.
Jace Garcia
That's pretty good for being a mid fucking 50s vegetarian.
Henry Sanchez
what will you spent all the (you)'s on?
David Wright
It's because of people like you that the UK left the EU, simultaneously robbing the youth of their future and abandoning refugees across the English Channel.
I'm not "trolling," I'm performing activism. If you honestly confused those two terms, I retract my previous statement and thank you, though.
Xavier Moore
Jesus Christ this man is savagery incarnate.
Robert Phillips
So simply proved him right >On the surface it seemed to have went well Yeah it did to me >But it will obviously annoy a lot of men subtlety the way it was all framed I'm sure it did offend loser men! >Men losing feels awful on a chemical level Yeah we castrated you lol! >So Hillary Clinton pushing this angle to the end will do nothing to win male support because people do not vote logical but emotion You're a stupid male who hates Clinton because he feels less powerful! Everything she says is dripping with the gendered resentment that if it exists on one side by all logic exist on the other. Ultimately she proves herself weak and secure, because she has to write an article like this
Landon Walker
You're also preconditioned to ignore problems which aren't beneficial to you. You're starting to sound more and more like a autocratic demagogue leftie for every post. Most communist societies today are crooked beyond belief. North Korea, Check China, Check Venezuela, Check Cuba, Check Vietnam, Check Belarus, Check
Joshua Butler
What why Belarus?
Thomas Price
Surely it was made in good jest. Surely.
Andrew Reyes
> You're also preconditioned to ignore problems which aren't beneficial to you.
Wrong. I'm more than capable of heading the concerns of PoC and the like.
> You're starting to sound more and more like a autocratic demagogue leftie for every post.
What's next, are you going to call me "bossy?" There's nothing wrong with being autocratic as long as the autocracy fights for the right causes.
> Most communist societies today are crooked beyond belief.
Those aren't real Communist societies, though Those are Capitalist ones who claim to be Communist but really aren't. True Communism has never really been tried.
Andrew Gomez
Have you heard of it? It's leader is the same the had right before the fall of the iron curtain. He just fooled everyone that he would adapt modernizing capitalistic values, which in the turn was true, but only for him and his closets friends.
Austin Allen
8/10
Parker Morris
Surely.
Adrian Cruz
She writes like shit. I couldn't finish
Daniel James
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Carter White
Horrible writing, but let's talk about that category:
> Masculinity so fragile
Feminists DEFINITELY don't mock and shame boys and men when they complain about things rather than keeping it bottled up. And they DEFINITELY don't openly advertise their shaming of men who don't act stoic enough for their liking.
Joseph Clark
DELETE THIS!
Racist caricatures are not to be tolerated!
Jaxson Butler
I bet he's a carnivore IRL
Jordan James
>Can start a sentence >Can But it is clunky and hinders readability. >See what I did, there?
It could have just said: >She lives in Chicago.
Jose Flores
>Those aren't real Communist societies, though Those are Capitalist ones who claim to be Communist but really aren't. True Communism has never really been tried.
No true ideology has never been tried, don't be delusional. There are no pure capitalistic societies, there are no true communistic societies because it's not realistic to model a society after an ideology. It's better to use ideology as an advice for how to improve a society, not to fuck it up.
>Wrong. I'm more than capable of heading the concerns of PoC and the like.
Sure you are, but don't come later and whine when they dissent you for deciding what's best for them. No one has ever benefited from totalitarian societies.
Jace Gutierrez
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Brandon Thomas
I don't know if you're shilling, or if your nut rises from hearing the chorus of REEEEEEs, but, goddamn, if you aren't relentlessly in character.
Jonathan Russell
He is right. Your teacher should've told you to avoid it whenever possible..
Asher Sanders
Did you even read the rules before you came on here? Don't look at it if it offends you. You're still in control of your own eyes, or are your eyes being controlled by evil white males ??
Colton Gomez
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Elijah Moore
>No true ideology has never been tried, don't be delusional.
Patriarchy, White Nationalism, etc. have been tried and have consistently failed.
> Sure you are, but don't come later and whine when they dissent you for deciding what's best for them.
Oh, but I will if I hear the words of the White Man coming out of their mouths. I will protect them from monsters such as yourself.
> No one has ever benefited from totalitarian societies.
White Men have benefited from totalitarian societies. That's what the entire scientific discovery of White Privilege revolves around. Only after another totalitarian society levels the playing field, can democracy work.
God, you're insufferable. I bet you haven't so much as seen a PoC in your life. If it was up to me, I'd force you to work in a refugee camp so that you could see just how tough it is to live without privilege.
Benjamin Williams
Grats m8. I haven't seen someone rile up Sup Forums so much in ages.
