Perfect Europe

Perfect Europe

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>Balkan league
Oh boy, I can't wait! :D :D :D

>perfect Europe
>doesn't reverse Trianon

>France
Eww.
Remove France and add Denmark to the Atlantid Union, Change the name to Anglo union.
But if you want your map to be perfect remove the baltic union.

give us back corsica

>atlantid sea league
Wew that name is autistic as fuck. At least call it something cool like Eurabia

It's bantz time!

Eyy fuck of dud

>England still exist

0/10

What's the German autism of uniting nations that don't want to unite?

Netherlands and France? Wtf are you high? We should be with Germany if anything

Jesus, this is why Germans can't be trusted to run Europe. Some of the countries you put into alliances have long standing rivalries or outright enmity with each other. Superficial similarities in culture (as seen by outsiders) is no basis for an alliance.

Svalbardians are the fucking scum of the earth. Dumb seed hoarding iceniggers. Get with the times Svalbard, its not the ice age any more, idiots.
Fact: 62% of Svalbardians have HIV.
Eject Svalbard from the nordic union NOW

Fucking svalbard
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>corsica
rightful Mediterranean clay, sorry Pierre

This is the worst one of these I've ever seen. Truly retarded.

What the fuck is the point of these threads? Perfect Europe according to what? None of this shit is ever going to happen, I don't understand what the fuck you're trying to solve here with make believe countries that will never exist due to striking ethnic fucking differences

I can only think of one sensible way to answer your question and it's pic related

I don't understand how anybody could have any other criteria for making a "perfect Europe". What the flying fuck are you trying to achieve? Why exactly would Spain and Portugal being the same country be a good thing? Is there anybody in either of those countries who wants that? What fucking problems is it supposed to solve?

ftfy
>implying DVCE

Thank you for not mixing us up with that slav filth

Only if you call your whole imperium roman again.

Let's take Croatia for their beaches and bitches.

>Anglo Europe
will sharia be anchored in our civil code ?

>Giving Constantinople to the Balkanics
kys

No problem lad, I know that Baltics don't like them

at least criminals would actually be prosecuted in sharia unlike in your cucktry

oi ya cheeky cunt i swear on me mum if y'a talk like that on me one more time, that ol chap of yours will get molested by a bloody emu

YES!
FINALLY!
SALVTO AL DVCE!
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>blobbing

No this is the perfect Europe

t.Southern Slavic diaspora

Since we are uncucked you suddenly want to be friends

Please get out

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SALVTO!

>svalbard
What the fuck is this nigger talking about?

We have 0 cases of AIDS

Lowest in the world

>Poortugal is still independent.

light green
>Icy Mediterranean

light purple
>Celtic Tribal lands

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>Anglo Germanic Empire

green
>European Steppes

red
>Alpine Alliance

light blue
>European Riviera

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>Holy Roman Empire

>FRANCE
>UNITED WITH ENGLAND
FUCK OFF
ENGLAND IS THE GREATEST EUROPEAN NATION, FRANCE IS SHIT
FUCK

Mussolini parte due quando? Fuori con Renzi.

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Why do you keep saving it from Kraut then?

rare desu senpai

Killed any polar bears lately?

>svalbard flag

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They also have the highest gun ownership in the world, so you amerifats should be jealous of them.

It wouldn't be right

Our polar bears are a bit...special

Better?

>will sharia be anchored in our civil code ?

No mate, we're not Turkmany

kys

Sorry mate, just realised I wrote baltic union instead of balkan union.
No hard feelings?
Go eat a snail wanker.

It wasn't true what he said though

We have 0 cases of AIDS

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You guys need to feed your polar bears

:(

imo perfect idealistic Europe would be no nations only small autonomous communities

>tfw not part of core Europe.

Why even exist?

Sorry for the wait lads here's the picture
t. Germany

So, do you live there or are you on vacation? If living there are you norwegian or russian? Is it hard getting a job in the mining industry? How is the pay?

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I like France mate. Dunno if I wanna be the same country as them though cos they'll just try and invade us again and we'll have to slaughter them like the cheese-eating surrender monkeys that they are. And I'd rather we just lived peaceably 2bh.

POOR THING :(

I want to give him a hug

Jesus that's a fucking rare flag

Core Europe already exists m8

that is one sad looking polar bear

That Balkans is absolute shit

Better 4u?

>Spain is still not balkanized

>Splitting up moldova and romania

I know they're like the shitties country on earth, but come on

Perfect Europe would be homogeneous countries dealing with their own people and only their own people. That might even be a possibility, so long as you can find a final solution to the Jewish question.

And you sure would know.
Got any pics of your polar bears?

U.K. and fucking France in one alliance? Never.

At least it's not Germany, but it certainly doesn't deserve an union with the greatest nation in existence.
By the way, I'm pure anglo.

10 feet higher pedro

RARE

THE STEALTH NORWAY

This. A perfect Europe is an extremely decentralized state. See: Switzerland.

Actually, you really shouldn't feed them I was kidding it's dangerous

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Are we done yet you cancerous nitwits?

I was kidding, too.
So, how's Greenland?
Are you a Dane or an Eskimo?

This is amazing! Why did no one thought about this before ? Trully the work of a genius
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is he OK?

What font is that?

>Independent Siberia
wew lad

It's pretty good. An eskimo or kalaaleq

>Not wanting there to be a complete fourth Reich

fucking cuck

So do you live in the city or in a village? How do you feel about Danes?
Would an Anglo pass for Danish if I moved there?
And are you really all depressed alcoholics?

>Norway
>Svalbarb and Jan Mayen

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it's on

If my country would be Core Europe than I would be unhappy. Merkel would wanted to accept as many refugees as possible.

Fuck off, we're full you filthy nigger.

Portuguese civil war?

Don't worry, portugal will win

I just want to offset the arabs moving in.

You can go to core. But Dalmatia is rightfully Italian, I'm sorry to tell you.

Danes are nice people, I live in Ilulissat, depressed alcoholics are pretty common as anywhere else, but you'd see foreigners basically any town you wish to move to, so I really can't answer that question.

Ok but we keep portuguese and spanish as different castes, I don't want their moustached women polluting our genepool

Can you translate that leaflet into an important language?

The Portuguese will get Portugal back

Put them in the Basque caste. Let the moustached women unify into some coalition.

I fucking love you guys.
Are your languages really as crazy as I've heard?

RARE TO ME

Your "Perfect Europe" looks more like a recipe for a series of new European wars.