Why does Bill look like SpongeBob with no water?
Why does Bill look like SpongeBob with no water?
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Both are spineless puppets for a jewish agenda
It's Mike Pence in a Bill suit. 37D chess lads.
Hillary is directly sapping his life force through some kind of satanic ritual right? I mean look at the guy.
WHERE'S THE LEAK, MA'AM?
I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED THE PILLS
I DON'T NEED IT....
I NEEEEEEED IIIIIT!
WHEN AH WAS 22 AH REMEMBER I FIRST SAW THAT WOMAN WEARING A DRESS
AND AH FELT THAT MAGICAL FEELING
AH THOUGHT IN MY CALCULATING MIND HOW COULD I EVER GET HER TO NOTICE ME
SO AH WALKED RIGHT UP
AND SHE LOOKED AT ME
SHE WAS WEARING POLKADOTTED UNDERBRAS, LIKE YOU KNOW, THE GIRLS WORE AT THAT TIME
IT WAS THE SHINING VISION OF MY LIFE
>when he gives you this look during democratic convention and chill
jesus he looks like someone with a mental deficit.
Just like dubya
>when the wife eats all your eye-opening medication before the speech so nobody can see the mycolonic seizures
>When you nut but Monica keep sucking
FINLAND
Hey, did you see "Dancing with the Stars" last night?
Squidward was the best character, prove me wrong.
>"H-hi-....M-Monica"
he just got a bad case of the suds
He couldn't have done an hour long speech if he was actually dying.
YOU'RE TO SOMETHING SENPAI
AND THEN THE NEXT GIRL SHE HAD IT GOING ON
I REMEMBER JAMMING TO IT
SHE HAD THIS SORT OF A KIND OF BLUE DRESS, BUT IT WAS TRANSLUCENT, AND SO FINE
AND SO I HAD MY FRIEND STALK HER FOR ME UNTIL I KNEW WHAT TO SAY
AND WHEN I SAID IT SHE MELTED LIKE BUTTER IN MY HANDS
LIKE BUTTER
AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO SAVE BLACK PEOPLE AND BE LAWYERS
unless, he was injected full of drugs to get him good. Just like Hitler-sama.
AND THEN THE THIRD GIRL THAT NIGH
AWWW, HA HA, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A WEDDING
OH SHE WAS SO SWEET IN HER WHITE DRESS
SHE HAD, WELL, ANYWAY, BUT YOU COULD SEE AND SHE SAW ME, SO I KNEW THAT WAS THE ONE
HER DADDY WAS A CORN FARMER AND I WAS FIGHTING FOR JESUS. LET ME TELL YOU, JESUS WON MORE THAN ONCE AFTER THAT.
LATER THAT NIGHT I MET UP WITH JILL
JILL HAD ON THIS SKIN TIGHT DRESS, IT WAS OBVIOUS SHE CAME FROM A FAMILY WIN INFLUENCE BECAUSE IT AS TAILORED.
JILL GRABBED MY HANDS AND HAD ME SLIDE THEM ALL UP AND DOWN THE SIDES OF HER CURVES. IT MADE ME FEEL DIRTY AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF I COULD DO IT.
BUT I KNEW THAT IF I COULD FIND MY WIFE HILLARY AGAIN BY THE TIME THE SUN CAME UP THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE RIGHT AGAIN.
>when the edibles hit mid speech
I don't need it, I don't need it...
HILLARY GET ME THE OXYS!!!
AFTER THAT I WAS COOLING OFF
BUT THEN SARAH CAME UP TO ME
SARAH WAS IN THE FRONT ROW WATCHING MY BLOW MY SAX
SARAH ASKED IF WE COULD GO SOMEWHERE AND WE COULD GET A SAXAPHONE LESSON
IT TAKES AN EMBOUCHURE
SO I FOUND A ROOM AND I GAVE HER A LESSON IN HOW TO BLOW A GOOD NOTE.
He is starving from blood. He is still a vampire.