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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>$200 million WW first weekend

you know who'll be having the last laugh, op. i'll give you a hint, their names end with stein

>MUH SECRET CLUB

Literally no one outside of the US gives a broken shit about SW.

But that's fake

>not getting this guy to play him

youtube.com/watch?v=vwLv993khfI

what did the kikes mean by this?

What the fuck is wrong with his head? Did they photoshop it on?

LEAKED SCENE
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that's a shitty photoshop of that dude's face onto han solo from EA's star wars battlefront
Sup Forums will keep you right, friends

Looks fricking amazeballs! Holy macaroni epicness!

that hair is too smal for this face

Star Wars has been dead since the 80s. All that's up at theatres since then is an animated corpse.

that sight is on backwards damn you hollywood REEEEEEE

LITERALLY WHO

The Chinese love it

Nah, they hate the nigga and pretty much no one there saw the only good SW movie in decades aka Rogue 1.

As long as it's not Chris Pratt, it's good.

Can't stand that douche.

UNIRONICALLY SHOULDA BEEN CHRIS PRATT

Before you click to enlarge it kind of looks like Ben Shapiro with a wig on.

>a
>white
>male

This truly is the age of Trump

TFA did badly in China you dummy

FUCK YOU , THIS SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW

I hope this movie flops.

Spoilers, Han Solo dies in this movie

Justin "The Cuck" Trudeau loves it.

can we stop starting threads like this?

Reminder that this will be the best nu-Star Wars movie.

Why? Not Reddit enough for you?

I wish a qt imperial officer would have her men hold me down so she could have her way with me. It's not fair!

so he wore the same clothes his whole life?

I hope all new star wars movies flop
they won't tho
manchildren will prop this franchise up for decades just like capeshit

Kek is this real?

just like in my chinese cartoons

His head is big

Even Rogue one with the blatant Chinese pandering still didn't lure in China

Would it were be that simple

This is the first Star Wars movie I have zero hype for

...

I literally want to throw acid in the face of everyone who approved "Kinect Star Wars" for production.

I get the feeling that Disney just casts movies by randomly throwing darts at teen fashion magazines.

So, you photoshopped his head onto the model for Star Wars Battlefront.

The same thing you did with Snoke when you posted that fake picture a month ago.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is
kill yourself, faggot

Ya don't say.

Why would anyone want to see a movie about a dead guy who has a tryhard for a son anyway?

We already know everything we need to from previous, films anyway.

>ehren reich
>honor reich

what did he mean by this

This thread is dead now. Bury it.

You didn't even post the bit about how he was discovered and who discovered him.

I stopped reading at je

it looks like bad cosplay, right down to the goofy hair.

>tfw you actually like this

BRUH...LOOK AT THIS DUDE....

...

This can't be real. Looks like a badly shopped face on top of another body

San Holo...

Alden Ehrenreich was great in Hail Caesar! I don't really give a shit about Han Solo but there's no reason to preemptively shit on this dude.

he was also literally the only good thing about that movie

t. commie

>Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's bat mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg

OY VEY
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V
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What are we laughing at? idgi

> 2017
> Caring about Nu-Wars

>rogue 1
>good
you know the drill

if this is real I bet Ford is seething

Seek help for your autism, friend

Ford wanted to get off the ride even back then, he wants nothing to do with Star Wars.

he's hot. can't wait to see the movie. any other handsome guys in the cast?

Solo protec but he also attac

So's Harrison Ford. It's good casting.

Hollywood nepotism has ruined the leading man. Almost every major star in Hollywood just looks like a rich kid these days, because they are. Nobody has any grit or gravitas any more

OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD

I said it then I'll say it again: why are they making this movie?

is that trudeau?

Because people with Stockholm Syndrome can't help but flock to it.

Remember when it wasn't cool to like stuff like Star Wars?

to make money off manchildren

RLM will like it after hating Rogue 1.

>Alden Ehrenreich
>Jacob Gyllenhaal
>Jesse Eisenberg
>Shia Labeouf
>James Franco

but the reason manchildren like han solo is because of harrison ford. who wants to watch some new guy play him?

harrison is old and not handsome anymore.

Why didnt they just bring back Harrison Forward?

correct. if you interpreted my post as saying "they should've made a han solo movie with harrison ford", then you're an odd egg

It's complicated.

Who has better proportions?

i understand the first sentence. what did he mean with the second sentence?

(((complicated)))

Channing Tatum's bit was great too

LOL!

No yeah that's a disgusting example of soulless commercialism that represents the digital age. It's not like Star Wars was ever about the money

Looks more like le imagine my shock man than Han Solo

That's why the only way to do Han Solo film is with CG.

Should have got Zach Braff

Nice shoop

ford has NOTHING to do with this movie

not even a flashforward/cameo or some shit

> I’m sure whoever is responsible for that film, and I’m not, will think through the issues and problems of doing such a thing. Let’s make them responsible for those questions you might think to ask me [about the Han Solo movie] because I’m not involved.

they should've replaced han solo with a new girl character so we can watch her get blacked by chewie who is also replaced by a black guy

This is the same shit poster who has been spamming "A FUCKING TREE" and. "A FUCKING SLOTH"

He's got a real insecurity about the Star Wars franchise and he wants everyone to hate it as much as he does

Meanwhile you know he sees all the movies in the theater

this game is fucking hilarious
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it's stuck in my head..fuck you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they had never even heard of Star Wars before 2015. Literally none of the movies had ever been released in China before then

PRACTICAL FX

He would that it twere

who ever wrote the lyrics is a genius

remember when this actually genuinely upset people? lmao