Not that user, but

>not that user, but...
>actually am that user

>shamelessly samefagging your own circle jerk-fest

>bump my own post
>announce it
>ironically

hahahahahahahahaha

>purposely make a thread about my opposite opinion so that people will argue for my opinion and I can copy them later

>make a bait post purely to get a reaction out of people
>guy disagrees with me
>get legitimately angry with him anyway

Who did I bait? Him or myself?

Holy kek

>purposely make a thread about my opposite opinion so that people will argue for my opinion and I can copy them later but then someone jumps in with the same opinion and btfo of everyone
I am now a flat earther

>report porn thread and call them degenerate
>enjoy porn

>tfw my only intention is shitposting so sometimes I'll forget which side of the argument I'm on and say something useful

>arguing with user
>another user cones in and sides with me
>leave him to fend for himself and fight my battle for me

>start an argument with no intention of concluding it nor participate in it in a lucid manner

I've never been able to put it into words but this happens all the time.

>create bait thread
>put phone one and off airplane mode
>bump it endlessly with bait responses
>get 300+ thread

>he gets blown out so hard I have to leave the thread

this

>make the same thread on five different boards
>don't stick around in any of them

>try to get dubs
>fail
>leave thread in shame and never go back in case people are making fun of me

>get dubs
>nobody checks them
>reset my router and check them myself
>hope nobody noticed

>btfo an user so hard he leaves the thread

>make a well-informed post
>it's drowned out and ignored by two autists calling each other retarded

>arguing with user
>another user cones in and sides with me
>take the side of the user I was originally arguing with

>reply "dumb frogposter"
>post pepes in other threads

>post an argument with cropped porn image
>have no interest in the argument and hope someone just posts source

>shilling the idea of shills without getting paid
Who is the real shill, me or jidf?

I think about how some autistic virgin somewhere on the globe is seething mad after i respond to his dumb faggot post calling him an idiot or something and it makes me laugh

>user argues for same thing as me but makes a dumb point about it
>other guy calls him retarded
>read into it personally even though I wouldn't have made a post like that

God damnit

>remember a bait post I made that got bunch of (You)s a few days ago
>find that post in archive and reread all of the replies to relive that moment

>post an opinion
>reply to it and call myself retarded faggot to start an argument

same

DELET

That always works perfectly.

>see a good reply in a thread
>copy reply and start a thread with it

>dont ask permission to save pepes
>give permission when people ask if they can save it

...

>triggered enough that I think long and hard in writing out a rebuttal
>post it but everyone's already left the thread

>switch between wifi and mobile network so people won't have proof of me samefagging

what

>two or more anons disagree with me
>call him a butthurt samefagging phoneposter
>there is literally no way he can disprove this

dumb simpsons poster

>start a legit Sup Forums related topic carefully selected to avoid controversy and flame wars
>it's a nigger, jew, sjw, cuck, #maga episode

Hi leddit

>actually prefer a different website
>spend time here bitching about it's not like the other site

>get into heated argument thinking I'm right about something
>thread 404s
>later realize I was wrong
>legitimately want to apologize to the poster I was arguing with

>things that never happened

>Quote post
>"This"
>Quoted post is actually me

This

>Find a bad thread on page 9
>Bump it to the front page, agreeing with OP

and especially

>"[x] is cancer, and so are you if you disagree"

>call out Baneposters on their dead meme and try-hard attempt to fit in
>abandon thread right after I hit "Post" and miss all the (You)s from triggered underaged hotheads that probably called me a hothead

s-s-s-sauce

>put lot of thought into post
>thread immediately dies

>Post witty comment
>come back after a while
>reply to myself: "Underrated Post"

>samefag on /fit/ giving people conflicting information in the hope they'll decide it's all too complicated and give up on self improvement

>user starts arguing with me
>but he's saying exactly what i'm saying so I have no idea what we're arguing about

Hmmm...

>really like a movie/show
>go to threads about it
>everyone is acting like colossal faggots
>pretend to hate the product
>nitpick everything about it just to rub it in the faces of these delusional fanboys

kek

>Find stimulating off-topic thread
>Read all posts
>Type out thoughtful retort to post
>Hit post
>Thread has been pruned or deleted

Awww

Literally me

>really enjoy a movie
>see something negative about it on here or somewhere else
>like it less
If it was up to me I'd ban talking shit about tv shows and movies including rating them.

>watch new movie in local kinotorium
>Really enjoy it
>Afterwards go on Sup Forums and make a thread calling the movie Reddit and everyone who disagrees is a pleb

>guy disagrees with me
>seeth in anger
>formulate plan
>wait until the thread is on page ten, seconds away from 404
>respond sagely
>"You're just a dumb faggot that's why you believe that"
>he's going to get the (You) but won't be able to respond

I win.

D-don't reveal our secrets.

>post something i think is hilarious
>nobody gives me (Yous)
>wait a couple of posts
>give myself a few keks

Underrated post

>go to Sup Forums
>enter any thread
>reply to at least ten different posts
>say "hello r*ddit"
>watch the (You)s roll in

>browse reddit
>call others leddit

>make a post in the wrong thread
>close thread, close browser, close laptop

>mod ends thread seconds before

>post bait
>get (you)'s
>delete post
>people new to the thread ask what it said

Your a fucking disgrace

Damn.

>get triggered over dumb post
>write a well thought counterargument at least four lines long
>get anxious over the prospect of a debate
>close quick reply
>close thread

>make a typo in a post
>close thread
>close tab
>close browser
>shut off PC
>take a Xanax
>go to bed

>see two people arguing over a misunderstanding
>don't step in to correct them both and instead keep watching them get angry

liberally me

Saving pepes without asking for permission devalues them as a currency... or so I've heard, from reddit

They say too much Sup Forums could kill you.

kek

So fuckin funny
Me IRL

>make typo in a thread
>make new post pointing out the typo, and correcting it
>end up misspelling the same word

!!!

>new thread
>spend 10 minutes thinking of witty comment to get lots of (you)'s
>find the perfect picture
>submit
>thread 404'ed

>come back when he's about to lose and finish off the opponent

This is why I always screen shot and date my replies.

>make thread about thing I want to talk about
>another user comes in and posts about some other show
>everyone starts talking about that other show
>thread dies

why would you do such a thing?

>in bad mood
>post cringe to ruin some silly anons day

>know user is wrong
>can't articulate how or why
>sperg and call him reddit

>user is 100% right and just btfo'd me
>call him Reddit

esoteric feels in this motherfucker

Iktf
We're too intelligent for debates

>arguing with user
>he makes a good point
>admit that I agree with him on that specific point
>present a possible counter-argument, while acknowledging it's not a very strong argument
>in the end agree to disagree
>we both come out more intellectually enriched thanks to a positive interaction

A rare situation to be sure, but a welcome one

There was an awesome thread on Sup Forums that started talking about weird CERN rituals and then ended with two anons arguing about the validity of whether or not the black hole actually happened from two scientific perspectives. They both cordially ended their discussion. I learned a lot.

>having a rational debate
It never happened.

>It was actually a psyop to divert from CERN discussions

ITT: Redd*t

>post an opinion on Sup Forums
>change between wifi and data on my phone
>have an intense argument with myself with different IDs
>rev it up by pretending one finds out some personal info about the other and is going to find him

>accidentally make a /mlp/ post on a different board

>make a thread about a news headline or a youtube video do not link it intentionally
>no one responds after 3 minutes
>oops forgot the link :)