Trump married THIS

Trump married THIS

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meh she looked pretty good 50 years ago when she was a professional skier

wtf! i love hillary now!

Jesus

if you're a 70 y/o man that's a 9/10

Yeah, back before she looked like that.

Quit beauty shaming women OP.

Shes got a young gold digger boyfriend too

Dude kind of looks like Mickey Rourke before he mutilated his face.

diggin that old woman snatch gold

She looked like shit even while they were married

and Trump looked like a stereotypical sleazy used car salesman

that's why he upgraded, twice

>trump managed to dodge TWO ex wives taking to the cleaners

Everyone looked like that in the 80s, user

People looked like that in the 80's user, but your father wasn't even born at this time.

Damn I would still pound that granny ass in hopes that I could absorb some of Lord Trumps essence from her roastie into my peepee

mooarrrr

no doubt had a pre-nup written by a gaggle of jew lawyers that was air tight

I heard he invested in his ex wives business ventures and it was successful enough that they didn't feel the need to even try and drain him

that and the media went to one of his ex wives, because during the divorce she said he raped her

she told them
>fuck off oh and I endorse him for president

Watch this to understand Trump's relationship to the women in his life.

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People age, faggot.

Its his honor to lay pipe where the God Emperor once laid pipe.

This explains Tiffany Trump I guess.

i probably would to be perfectly honest

He kept upgrading.

The 70s-80s were the two most fashion-challenged decades ever.

The 90's were pretty challenged too

>that level of eloquence and coherence when talking about a fucking movie

Is his obnoxious public media persona all an act? Is he truly a 9D chess master?

>Marla Maples

No wonder Trump keeps saying how much he loves Canada. He married a fucking leaf.

fashion tends to go from skinny to baggy.

right now its a skinny phase which will probably go baggy around 2020

>tfw you were the guy in blue

Maples was and is the best

>those sweat stained armpits

I like leaf syrup on my waffles

Yeah, fucking 50 years ago

He only has the best divorces.

...

he also beat the fuck out of it (...for a price)

why did he break with her? she looks best

this propaganda is so poor.
i think so many years of controlled opposition has really dulled the blade.

>dat body

He needed to find a bloodline capable of producing Barron

Checked, God Emperor confirmed

that dog looks like my dog

>hat piercings

pic of doggo

As far as I know he has a good relationship with his ex-wives. His marriages failed because of his dedication to his work.

>those cum stains

agreed. RIP Mickey Rourke's good looks