How does a fat old man score Sofia Vergara?

How does a fat old man score Sofia Vergara?

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Confidence and money and its a TV plot so it doesn't matter anyways.

>Why do ugly people date each other?

the browner races are less choosy

By scoring four touchdowns in a single game

She's a annoying spic that can't even speak english. Why do people find her attractive?

They overlook all that for that sweet dumper and those milkers.

Boobies. Milf fetish.

Because he's fat old man who worked hard, accomplished things in his life, and doesn't sit around posting memes on a Albanian bass-fishing forum.

If you ignore her annoying voice and accent she has a literal 10/10 body. You could just put a ballgag on her so she can't say a word while you bang her ass

Are you fucking retarded?

Money and success.

Those are actually the main things women are attracted to and even if you're the ugliest fattest motherfucking on the planet, as long as your loaded it doesn't matter.

Another thing to note is she's an immigrant and a lot of regular joes can bang top tier immigrants (or have one imported to you direct for 10 grand or so). They want their citizenship....

Are you kidding me?

I'd love banging her in the ass while she says things like "dios mio" or "ay papi" and curses in her native tongue...

It might be a turn-on for you since you don't speak Spanish, but I'm Spanish myself and it would be real cringey for me

Hell I can't watch porn if they speak and talk dirty in Spanish, it just feels weird

He is rich and from USA.
She is poor, from mexico and have child already.
Not best material to be honest, even with her looks.

what a fag. that shit is a huge turn on.

It's almost like women are attracted to money

As everyone has said, he's a guy with money banging a 3rd worlder. Happens all the time.

Honestly, he could do quite a bit better than her really. He could have a fresh faced 18 year old Mexican, South American, or SE Asian just as easily....

Same for my native language

She's of German descendants.

This.

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O honestly I've seen well off white guys marry old short, brown skinned Latina-shits with a kid already. White guys are cucks.

>old short, brown skinned Latina-shits
But of course in the TV show about a modern, progressive, diverse family, the Latina wife is a supermodel.

Stop being one then.

>Vergara
>Verga-ra
Verga is slang for dick in spanish

Why do none of Phil's kids look like him?

dat ass

t. faggot

He's not the father

Bad luck.
He could've gotten this feisty vixen had fate not meddled.

>score
>old spanish whore
pick one

is dat mai waifu from brooklyn 99?

Not everyone with a fat ass is 10/10, nigger.

lol no

A fat old bank account. It's a sitcom though so she actually loves him.

phil > jay > fat gay guy > everyone else

Because most woman like old guys who can provide, especially latinas/mexican ones.

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Because the actor is a member a a specific religious and ethnic subgroup.

Trophy wives aren't that rare in real life either.

Ariel definitely looks like him, the boy could have recessive genes from the mom, the one that doean't look like mom or dad is Sara Hyland

You bet it is.
Childhood is realizing Vergara is shit
Adulthood is idolizing Beatriz

>I used to stay awake until 11-12pm and watch "Fuera de Serie"
Prime Sofia was the hottest fap material ever.

That show looks so fucking degenerate just from the poster

She's cute and charming you sound gay

To get a green card and his money.

The word is "progressive"

I don't even care about how SJW it is, I just don't find it funny or entertaining in the slightest and sitcoms are supposed to be just that.

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this is for anyone going through no fap

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She doesn't really do it for me frankly.

its ok, there's a name for the condition you have

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>She's a little immature

She's fucking 19 grandpa are you that fucking dense? Seriously you want someone a bit more mature right then go for someone a little bit older lets say a few decades more older.

Because he's a Jew and Jews love to self-insert.

Adam Sandler is the biggest offender of this trope.


>chubby, greasy, loser shmuck somehow always has a 10/10 supermodel wife

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please not be real

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>closer up

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I wonder

BIG
WHITE
WALLETS

I want to scream into her asshole

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APED

It's okay user, these are accepting times, I admire your bravery

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this show aged like shit

There's a reason she's called Sofia Viagra

Not just her ass

The fat old wallet

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>Ed O'Neill
>jewish
are you retarded?

*BRAAAAAPP*

>there's a butt, so farts
This is why the meme has died so quickly.