Meanwhile..at the Legion of Doom

Meanwhile..at the Legion of Doom.

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why do we bother to meet like this? we all think the same thing

boiler maintnence, mmmhm

I have a plan, but I'm going to need the Riddler for it....

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WHO TOUCH SOLOMON GRUNDY NECROPHILLIA'S DIGEST?!?

My ears are burning!

What can I do you for, Lex?

Batman has been a major asset to the Justice League as of late. If we want any chance of beating them, we must take him out first, and we have to make sure he wouldn't dare cross us again. I need you to get caught again, taken to Arkham, then convince Joker to rape the Batman.

...but he's sitting right over there.

Tell him to set up a ton of riddles and hidden stuff so Batman will be occupied for the next couple days!

DID SOMEBODY SAY RAPE?!

Doctor you expect me to talk to that sex crazed psycho? He'd probably get excited and rape me instead.

DON'T YOU DARE! THE JOKER MUST DO IT!

And when he solves them? Rape is the only answer.

Maybe he could team up with the Mad Hatter to include subliminal messages about raping?

Is this the ERP thread?

No, this is Patrick.

And have that horney fool come to us? No thank you! Can you imagine? A Batman who rapes? Next thing you know the Commissioner has been asking him to.

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Rick was actually pretty hot to be honest.

Have you FOOLSSSS found me Cobra Commander Yet?

Why doesn't Superman just rape Lex Luthor?

Sigh. Yes, we just don't care...

Please! You think I didn't anticipate that?!? My battle suit started as a chastity belt!

Where issss he? I need to find him for COBRAA... you didn't hear that.

Does it also administer daily doses?

.....Possibly.

Don't you have a weather machine to build or something?

No I don't do that anymore Cobra has been disbanded for years and i'm to old. But they don't make terrorist like they used to.

I have an idea! Lets rape Batman!

THAT WAS MY IDEA!

So you admit you are him?

MY MONEY!!!!

>Dies

I don't know, I'm fairly certain its my original idea.
How about whoever rapes him first gets credit?

Yesss you got me I just wanted in the Legion Of Doom, your guards are awful by the way.

What if you all just, you know, just turn into very large guns and shoot wildly at him!?

Lord Megatron thank god you're here, these fools are not really planning they're just talking about rape.

No you blind idiot! It has to be the Joker! The Joker must be the one to rape the Batman for it to mean anything!

....................We have guards?!?!?

You're acting as if that's a bad thing. Or would you like us to divert our attention to you? I know Solomon Grundy has been waiting for us to use him for quite some time. If not, I suggest staying out of our way.

RAPE! What a splendid idea. We should just rape Optimus Prime, therefore demoralizing him and reducing his position as leader of the autobots to a laughable status. I'm glad I thought of it!

My lord that might work I'll be reporting from Cybertron.

This is for

Too late Earth germ I have made it back to Cybertron as a Guardian.

There's no place I can't buy my place to. And just so you know I'm serious. I once stole forty cakes. That's as many as four tens.

Good luck germ just don't go the space bridge terminal on Earth

Shit, I almost missed another meeting...

But then again, the company picnic with my girls was something I had to attend to.

You can hide all you want! But I wont stop till I steal all your cakes!...And your virginity, that too.

Ah, yes, have a seat. We've just been coming up with a solution that might solve all our problems. Tell me, have you ever tried raping King Mickey?

FOOLS! Why not just send them into a future where you have already won? It worked for me.

Y-You're not serious are you?....You sent him to the future....where you will exist. What if he goes on a revenge quest to rape you?!? It's a rape or be rapped world out there, Aku. You should have stuck it in him while you had a chance!

Hey guys, I have a plan! What if we offered to give the Justice League a set of commemorative action figures... That AREN'T in mint condition! Their spirits will be so broken that they'll have no choice but to surrender to us!

Pete and Maleficent considered that possibility when I was working for them, but they decided that the risk of pissing off Queen Minnie wasn't worth the reward.

But as long as they leave me, my escort business, and the girls that work for me alone I have no qualms with 'em. And yes, I'm well aware of the fact that they're slaughtering my kind.

Who says I didn't? I did disguise myself as a woman and seduce him twice, you know!

Hmmm, I think I can see where you're going with this. And when they come crawling to us begging for mercy, we say we will, on the one condition that they let us rape them.

What kind of degenerate pile of garbage would sit around idly as someone is slaughtering their own kind?!? I say you march into that damned castle and rape the both of them. Then the dog! And for good measure stick it through those cursed chipmunks!

BECAuSE BY THEN YOu'D HAVE SO MANY YEARS TO THINK OF A COuNTER STRATEGY TO THAT "REVENGE QuEST" AS YOu PuT IT?
THAT'S AS MANY AS FOuR EARTH TENS, THE ABSOLuTE MADHuMAN!

Hi, everyone!

Aku, you sly devil you. That'll make him think twice. DRINKS ALL AROUND.

Why are you still here?

No cake is safe while I'm around. When I become president all the cakes in the country will be mine! And what's worse of all? I don't wash my hands.

Sir! You're alive!

The girls and I were worried, we thought you had died.

W-would you like this month's report? I made sure that everything was in order while you were gone.

Because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

When isss DeeDee going to ssshow up and blow up the legion again?

That he was.

wew

SOLOMON GRUNDY BROUGHT THE DONUTS!

give me back my donuts

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Underated