Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares

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Who was in the wrong here?

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Them, that is not the best pizza available in the world. For me, its the go-za

>uncooked dough
>more grease than sauce
It's shit

This pizza could be fucking delicious and it would still be shit because he ordered a thin crust and got a fucking hovercraft

That is good looking za

>pool of greased with raw toppings on uncooked dough looks good to you
Kill yourself.

Is there any restaurant from Kitchen Nightmares that actually ended up making it?

>"""thin crust"""
>60% dough
>30% cheese
>10% meat
>uncooked dough

Just because the chef/owner likes his own food, doesn't mean you should serve it in a restaurant.

His is still open I think.

What's the ideal combination of pizza toppings beyond just cheese?

salami, green pepper, mushrooms

Tuna/sweetcorn/onions is nice. Very savory.
I like to add garlic sauce and tomato sauce too.

Jalapenos, peperoni, onion, chicken filet, slices of roast beef and paprika. Garlic sauce optional

>chicken
>roast beef
this is bait, right?

Have you tried it?

It's like he's trying to summon Boogie

Ham and pinneaple. Shrooms are fine, too.

Sausage, green pepper, red onion, black olives, mushrooms

I've eaten at three restaurants that were featured on Kitchen Nightmares over the course of my life. Two of them were after the restaurant was on, one was before. Only one is still open today

Damn son you're basically eating an open-faced sandwich

I'll eat your face open, faggot.

Im not saying its the best pizza in the world or anything but it looks like one tasty za'

I've had chicken on pizza before and it was meh. It's a very bland meat to put on a pizza, especially in the context of very powerful flavors like pepperoni and jalepeno. Plus the texture is weird. Pizza has a lot of soft textures in it between the bread and cheese, and part of the appeal of toppings like pepperoni, peppers, etc is that they should provide crunch. Chicken is just more mush.

How much of their advertising was "HEY GORDON CAME AND FIXED OUR SHIT"

eating anything passed stone baked

unironically Hawaiian
inb4 muh pure savory pizza

The one with the autistic fat twins is still open, surprisingly.

anchovies, olives with spinnach

plus
this If the pizza place doesn't do this its not wort ordering from

None of them mentioned it at all. The restaurants are Fleming (closed, Miami), Chappy's (closed, Nashville) and Antonio's (open, Nashville). Fleming and Chappy's were really bad. Like terrible. Fleming was a Danish restaurant. What is Danish food, even? Chappys was frankly insulting because I was born in Louisiana and have lots of family there. They served the saltiest, goopiest gumbo I have ever tasted and their owner had the gall to blame Gordon Ramsay in the papers here when his shit restaurant went under.

Antonio's I actually have been to like 10 times because it's by my grandmothers house and she likes it. Their food is usually edible but I stick to pastas with marinara sauce there after the time I decided to try a mushroom risotto

Goddamn how many kids does Ramsay have, anyway?

>Approaches wife before bed
>WOMB, NICE AND HOT

Pepperoni / salami, black olives, anchovies

Are black olives and pepperoni flavor kino?

Steak, onions, mushrooms and roasted garlic.

unironically kill yourself.

pizza IS an open faced sandwich though.

Mushrooms, italian sausage, prosciutto, caramelized onions

It's scripted.

You're damn right they are - especially when the pepperoni is on top and gets crispy on the edges

Jalapeno, bacon

Jalapeño, Pineapple, Bacon/Ham/Pepperonni

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Blue cheese, kebab and reindeer meat.

only thing more mouth watering than that 'za is the waitress Celestina. How damn delicious would it be if she squatted over that 'za and squeezed out a steamy brick from her tight little ass right on top of it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The server is a qt

If I asked for a thin crust and I got that, I'd walk out of the restaurant.

Then again if I asked for thin crust I'd be a huge faggot.

Try vindaloo chicken, yoghurt, peanuts, and a small amount of cheese, tastes like Indian mixed with pizza and it's pretty good. Also spring onion, garlic, and lamb or beef with maybe a little bit of yoghurt are good as well.

>not appreciating the texture of the thin crust
wow what a pleb

Fuckin Ramsey, you come to my kitchen and I'll show you how a real gambino pizano bakes a fuckin pizza huh?

>Anchovies
>Spinach
>Pizza

Is Gordon using 3/4 a bottle of olive oil in all of his recipes a meme, or does it actually make the food taste better?

Hi, my name is Niiiiiiiiiiiiiino.

American Pizza is shit overall.

This is what a real pizza looks like

You ppl are animals

>And what's this, is this the icecream?
>Yes it is chef Ramsay
>Tastes...clammy. Its all cold and wet.
>Where did this come from?
>From a cow, originally.
>Yes I know that Louie fucking Pasteur I mean where did you get the icecream from in the restauraunt?
>From the freezer
>You freeze your own icecream? Fucking hell.
>*violin strings intensify*

>corn
>Not eating the crust
>Eating out of cardboard box
>Eating at your computer

Anything that you wouldn't eat alongside cheese as two separate entities doesn't belong on a pizza. Would you slather corn on the cob with cheese? No, you wouldn't. Corn doesn't go on pizza. Would you eat pineapple with a side of mozzarella cheese for a snack? No, you wouldn't. Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

>thought the owner was going to be an eccentric manchild that's in over his head

Still a decent episode but I was disappointed

>Not eating the crust
Why do so many people do that?
Like half of people I've ever eaten pizza with do this shit.
Get some pastas if you don't like pizza bread.

>ordered a thin crust and got a fucking hovercraft
that tickled me

It's called having manners and not being a fat fuck

>having manners
>not eating the whole meal someone cooked just for you
Where you from?
Do you also request doggy bags for your crusts?

>It's called having manners and not being a fat fuck
Not finishing your meal are shitty manners, and if you're already eating pizza you're not in a position to call others fat

bacon or cheese steak or bbq chicken

>inb4 someone posts that old /ck/ meme with the basil and the anchovies

It's a habit formed from people who don't wash their hands.

Basically you grip the pizza with the crust, just like you eat ice cream by holding the cone. If you're a filthy degenerate who can't wash their hands, it follows that the cone/crust are infested with whatever you have on your hands and therefore would avoid putting those germs on your mouth.

Back in the day when plates consisted of huge discs of flat bread the wealthy didn't eat those bread-plates after they were done, they were often donated to the poor to eat.

The Runaway Girl was one of the best Kitchen Nightmares episodes.
I will fight anyone who disagrees.

More cheese, shrooms, chorizo, ham, chicken, mussels, green pepper, onions, scallop.

>bbq
Literally why. The moment you put barbecue sauce on the pizza you're not going to taste anything else. It's too overwhelming, just like buffalo sauce. You might as well buy a bunch of breadsticks and dip them in sauce directly.

this kills the reddit

>brick
it's more like a log

>Back in the day when plates consisted of huge discs of flat bread
This has nothing to do with pizza. You also don't eat the crust of a pie?

Also, lots of people only eat pizza with fork & knife (), yet still don't touch the crust.
And plenty of people eat pastries on the go bare handed without washing their hands first.

Potato wedges, smoked ham, red onion, mozzarella & oregano

she is

>you couldn't protect that thin crust

I love pizza!

retard detected

it's actually because crust is just bread, wheras the rest has cheese etc.

also nobody seriously eats pizza by the crust. the whole pizza would collapse then

waitress is a real qt, how do i find a girl like that

they're working minimum wage jobs around the country

YOU WAKE UP

Who's gonna start the cytube ramsey room?

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Remember when Miles O'Brien's daughter was on Kitchen Nightmares?

Why are so many of them closed?

fucking philistine

1. The restaurant business is highly competitive.
2. There is a reason Gordon is there in the first place, because the places either suck at making food, or have poor business practices and hemorrhage money.

Most of these places have already lost hundreds of thousands of dollars by the time Gordon shows up.

More cheese.

>leaders are retards
>Gordon shows up, shows them how to stop being retards
>Gordon leaves
>the owners, being retarded, drop Gordon's advice and continue on being retarded
>place closes

At least Galleria 33 made it.

this

>unironically fucking up pizza

Embarrassing.

Is Mama Maria's the best episode?

>Owner dropped out of school at the age of 14 to help with parents restaurant
>Both parents die leaving him the restaurant
>Hasn't changed the restaurant sine they left
>Chef Ramsey turns up, calls them out on their shit
>Remodels restaurant, getting rid of old shit, but putting in reminders of the owners parents
>Restaurant is still open and thriving.

Be honest Sup Forums, do you eat pizza with a fork and knife?

When Sup Forums memes about this being a good/great pizza it really triggers me, even if I know it's a joke.

Only messy za's like chiago style.

Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms.

jesus christ no man, just no

if i did that i'd fucking cut my own dick off

I'm too horny for my own good. I want to fuck every chick I see.

Help

I'm in the same position.

If it's really hot or messy yes, and I pat it down with a napkin first to get off the excess grease regardless of how it looks