Where were you when Raimiposting became real?

Where were you when Raimiposting became real?

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The fuck do they mean clean versions?
They're PG aren't they?

>he doesn't know

> The other films are: 50 First Dates, Battle of the Year, Big Daddy, Captain Phillips, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Easy A, Elysium, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Goosebumps, Grown Ups, Grown Ups 2, Hancock, Inferno, Moneyball, Pixels, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and White House Down.

in the other thread with 100plus posts already

My post was a memes aside kind of post

>Seth Rogen is the voice of reason

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I'm with you, user. What the fuck is this all about?

Instead of the green goblin dying they shake hands and go get ice cream? Instead of the famous kiss scene she gives him a note that says "You're a cool guy"?
I seriously can't think of how they can make it more kid friendly without it being retarded.

That's like defiling the mona Lisa

Kek.

I'll refrain from raimiposting; I believe the scene being altered would be where Bone Saw and Spider-man are in the cage match bantering, Spider-man says "Nice outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"

nothing of value is lost

I can see why this scene might be removed

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>>Goosebumps,
>The fucking Goosebumps movie needs editing

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

it was made just after 9/11 and raimi took it as a free pass to insert exerpts from mussolini speeches and thinly veiled metaphors about overthrowing the government in an attempt to subvert the American public, he has a huge FBI file on him

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>Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
>for a wider audience
the movie is quite obviously a comedy for adults, why the fuck would you make it for kids?

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Kids today can't deal with clothed nipples, blood without gore, and the words piss and hell.

what the shit is this fuck

But clothed nipples are the best kind of nipple!

The ironic thing is they've probably seen/heard more of that than previous generations.

So this is definitely for the chinese market right?

I was trying to fit in on Sup Forums by calling everything I disagree with reddit.

It's hard to say. As far as I know kid's movies today are cleaner than ever but how stingy the parents are varies.

anybody else always see a big ASS whenever they see that thumbnail lol

>Captain Phillips
Thank God I can finally show my kids the wonders of Somali culture

As soon as kids are on the internet they're hearing shit fuck cunt AIDS niggers, etc. That's pretty much inevitable.
Maybe when it came to movies my upbringing was a lot more lenient than most so my own experience may not reflect the average kid, but on the playground most of the kids I talked to had seen their fair share of 15+ movies and went on the internet pretty regularly.
Anecdotal evidence, but whatever.
>t. 1997 fag

Sony really is trying to kill itself isn't it?

yes, YES!
I was bout to say that bc when I was scrolling up I saw the pic at halfway and was like damn thats a thicc ass

Also, porn. Kids are discovering porn anywhere from 10 - 14 these days.

I wish I lived in whatever reality this is.

Yeah, the internet has pretty much destroyed childhood innocence.

Yup, destroyed a lot of mine.
>tfw found porn at age 5 or 6 because I typed xmen.com looking for cool wolverine comic pics
>tfw found newgrounds at 7

>I'm a dad. My kids love superheroes and their movies, but they are very young. I think it's fine. Most of the time it's not like it needed to be there in the first place. I mean, we're not talking about Deadpool, it would be a 22 min show (although that might be another hilarious way to view the movie). LOGAN...is/was what you should expect of wolverine, it had about as much "SNIKT" as it needed. I don't think they needed the character shattering use of the F-word in there as much as it was, but there are subtle scenes in some comic book movies that are not nessessary. I'm mixed on the issue. But I think helping parents introduce movies of favorite characters with a little less profanity, would be great.
Why the fuck are americans always going on about FUCK and boobies? These are not scary things. Kids say way worst shit on the playground and are getting blowies at age 14 at recess,

Lol just remembered that when I discovered porn for the first time I thought cum was censored pee.
I thought that people peed in each other's mouths but they whited it out it for some reason.