>[opens with Morty sitting on his bed with a laptop on top of him, reveals hes on reddit] >Morty: Time to shitpost >*laugh track* >Rick (from other room): Mor-*burp*-ty, come here >Morty: Aw geez >*laugh track* [Morty walks into Rick's lab] >Morty: W-what is it Rick? >Rick: HA HA ECKS DEE MORTY! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS LAWL! >*laugh track* >Morty: Eww, w-why'd you do it Rick? >Rick: Because __________________
What should he say? I'm trying to make a stupid parody video. Something meme related would be good, like Chuck's Feed and Seed
Asher King
have you looked for a job today?
Michael Smith
This board is a hell for us of our own construction.
We deserve this place.
Andrew Scott
>Rick: Because have you looked for a job today?
That doesn't sound very funny
Camden Mitchell
Just put "God isn't real morty" It's like you don't even know our memes
Gabriel Reed
>Ya know, Morty. Shitting your pants is *BUUUURP* nasty, Morty. Like, if there was a god he'd be disappointed in you. But there isn't a god, Morty! The idea of an omniscient parental figure *BURP* in the sky is not only ludicrous but outright insulting!!! Now hurry up and grab some clean undies, we have to go to the GLORBORGAGLORG system and pick up some SPACE AIDS!!!
Easton Young
I like this art style more than one the show uses
Joshua Wright
>too much Szechwan sauce
Liam White
>BECAUSE GOD IS REAL MORTY, AND I AM THAT GOD I MORTY AM THE MASTER OF ALL I SURVEY MORTY AND THE MASTER OF THE HUGE LOAD OF SHIT IN MY PANTS NOW LICK MY ASSHOLE CLEAN MORTY
Robert Bennett
...
Dominic Taylor
He should be browsing r/kekistan or something.
Eli Lewis
Something something God something something Bill Nye something something reddit
Brayden Brooks
please show us I seriously want to see this shit
Nicholas Butler
I'm still working on it, have a pic of Rick's shit-filled pants
Benjamin Hughes
GOD ISAN'T REAL MORTY followed by clapping noises.
Luis Watson
Not a poster in this thread improvs worse than what Ive seen on R and M
Henry Bell
BECAUSE MY SEX JUNK MORY
Ryan Sanchez
Should be r/atheism
Jonathan Torres
>"Because God isn't real and I can *burrp* do whatever the fuck I want!"
William Hill
Dan Harmon is obese lol
Jack Rogers
this show is mediocre
Jace Gray
THIS take notes OP
Tyler Hernandez
Sorry, but I made it where he posts a meme to r/kekistan
Michael Anderson
first post best post
Aiden Lee
Rick: Because *LONG AUDIBLE BURP*
Oliver Richardson
>I'M THE GOD OF YOUR BOY PUCCI MORTY, AND OF YOUR SLIMY HOT BOY TONGUE MORTY
Sebastian Allen
>when your butthurt over a cartoon character saying Jebus isn't real is so strong you dedicate your life to getting back at them for it Good luck with those windmills Mr. Quixote
Josiah Richardson
I haven't eaten at McDonalds since they pulled the crazy chinese sauce thing.
Ayden Adams
I don't know what is more pathetic, the fact that you are so butthurt over a cartoon you actually change your life based on it or the fact that this change was something as sad as forsaking McDonalds and its rancid burger meat, like to you this was something significant enough to count as protest.
Parker Wood
wow fuck you, for one thing I ate at McDonalds EVERYDAY almost because its literally right next to my house. I'd spend at-least 100 dollars a month on nuggies and sausage biscuits. If you don't think they'll notice 1200 dollars missing from their annual income you are mistaken. My protest will only last a year.
But my protest isn't really against Rick and Morty its against their shitty modular fomula that allows advertisers to cameo their products as a part of the plot. There is already enough advertising everywhere I don't need them in my fucking TVshows.
Carter Adams
Chill out Ronald
Jaxon Johnson
this fits perfectly actually
Charles Morgan
Calm down mate your heart might pop and a great contribution to humanity as a whole will be lost.
Colton Wilson
PICKLE DIIIIIIIIICK
Austin Bennett
>m w i m r >s p r >i g t w d
Levi Russell
atleast I'm trying to make TV a better place unlike you who will guzzle any product shoved at them
