Are weed strains an actual thing or just a marketing meme?

Are weed strains an actual thing or just a marketing meme?

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>Are weed strains an actual thing or just a marketing meme?
I don't know, is genetics real or is it just a meme?

dumbass

They're an actual thing.

The weed store I go to has like 40 different kinds to choose from (sativas/hybrids/indicas)

>weed STORES
Leaves, everyone

Thc is still Thc though right? Is $20 a gram weed really that much better than $10 mall weed?

There are differences in the different chemical levels and colors but, it's pretty over hyped

As long as you just get good weed it doesn't matter

you can think of different strains of weed as different brands of beer, and sativa/indica being the equivalent of dark beer vs light beer although the difference is more in how you feel w/ weed vs how it tastes w/ beer.

Yes

>politics

yeah

here's the menu:
weedscanada.com/collections/flowers

Yes, the varieties of marijuana are the result of selectively growing Cannabis indica and Cannabis sativa.

Jesus how new to weed are you? There can be worlds of difference.

>Thc is still Thc though right?
No, you should find some dispensary websites (or even go to fucking leafly) to read about this.

There's more than just THC that makes you high, there's THC-A, THC-B, THC-C, and CBDs among other cannabinoids

also there's indica vs sativa

but if you're just buying shitty brickweed grown in jamal's closet then who cares

>having to have something wrong to buy
Stores here just sell to whoever no questions asked

>go to any walk-in clinic
>tell them you have asthma and need a new puffer cause you're old one expired
>get free puffer because free health care
>go to weed store and show the puffer
>get weed

it's not that hard, and definitely worth it for the weed variety

>tfw smoking some White Russian to help me fall asleep
>it's 8 AM and I can't fucking sleep because snorted one line of speed yesterday
>my nose is runny af
wow senpai, I am a degenerate aren't I

Yes, the $20 will have a higher thc percentage. You will get higher from it.

You should have made it into an edible

I would say it's like the difference between a lager and an ale.

Idk still sounds like some crafty merchant shit to me.

I still possess a somewhat decent quantity of it since I grow it myself, maybe I will cook something out of it
Buying is crazily expensive

Yes. It's just like race or dog breed. Same species, different subgroup

How are you asking this question?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_strains

If you think "genetics is some crafty merchant shit" then you either didn't pay attention in class or you're still in high school. Gregor Mendel was literally the anti-jew, goddamn boy don't you know anything

This exactly.

You wouldn't say a pomeranian and a labrador are "just the same shit bro they're all dogs"

What kind of setup do you have? How do you manage to stay hidden from the coppers there? Although I would imagine they can't afford to run infrared cameras every day so you're probably lucky in that regard

There is a huge difference. However it is very easy to get robbed on a 20 dollar gram as opposed to a 10 dollar gram. Your best bet is to shop around and find a reputable dispensary. Then sample many varities of their top shelf until you find the winner for you. Personally I have been a fan of the Papa O.G... But if your talking street corner weed it will be a very rare occasion when you find a dealer with a constant supply of top shelf which doesnt lose potency from lack of proper storage or just being old in general.

We have weed stores too dipshit.

.t Washington State

Just plant with 150 watt worth of CFL lamps, senpai, nothing too overly impressive
Cops (known as musorah, which means trash/garbage) caught me stoned once and I had spent 5 days in Russian jail simply for consumption. Thank god they didn't raid my house.
Overall law enforcement has their hands full with enormous bath salts and synthetic cannabinoid trade, that fully emerged in the late 2000s, but you have to remain vigilant nonetheless

Just one plant*
I'm sorry, my brain barely works at this point, fucking speed man, and I still can't sleep, gotta smoke some more to chill the fuck down

Did you LST your plant? Do you just keep it alive after harvest to re-flower or what? How big is it/how much yield did you get?

Sorry for all the sketchy questions, I just think the russian drug scene is fascinating considering how hard they crack down on drugs in you're cunt

>implying there aren't weed stores in America

It's now legal in several states and has been legal for medicinal purposes in many more for a long time. I used to have a medical card, yes, there are stores where you can walk in and buy weed.

both.
i've noticed alcohol gives you different drunks too.

Yes, of course I LST my plants, I mean I don't have much lighting in my grow box, so yeah. Last time I'd harvested 50 grams, was pretty proud of the result t b h
No, after you feel like the plant is ready to harvest, you chop it down and leave it hanged to dry
About the laws, they're pretty strict, but we have a large TOR marketplace called RAMP, where trade is flourishing and happy merchants are selling their drugs in almost any city of Russia
In big cities like Moscow you can buy anything there, from hashish to meth and DMT, I mean all you have to do is just learn how to use bitcoins
Dealers are so paranoid they don't use mail, but rather the system of dead drops

you are a weak pussy with no perspective

>giving you weed for asthma isn't full blown retarded at all
I mean I have acute asthma and I smoke but it definitely wouldn't be my first choice to solicit a prescription because it's actively defying logic

I assume they 'expect' you to buy edibles or vape it but I usually smoke it too (also acute).

I even called in before hand as a sanity check to ask if all I really needed to do was bring in a puffer and they said yes

Wow man. I guess I can't say I'm totally surprised with everything else going on. My buddy from Palmdale, CA said basically you just had to have any random malady and they would hook you up with a card. Yea I mean fuck edibles and vaping sucks I'd rather roll the dice with the carcinogens and feel it more. Rampant depression among other mental disorders > pussy version of asthma. I just started having allergies @ 26 and I played sports without being inhibited from it in high school so fuck acute asthma.

>pic related because its me?

>tfw it was legalized for medicinal use in the next state over (NM)
>but only for legitimate stuff like cancer, AIDS/HIV, epilepsy, etc.

we got em here too

They are called disperneries ya fucks

nice neckbeard m'Sup Forumsack

Fucking derm degenerate disperneries. Err mer gerd wehhhds. Weed stores sounds a lot less bullshitty to be honest because thats what they are unless its
like his second green text.

As someone who has worked in the pharmacies for years I'll tell you first hand pseudoephedrine seekers meth addicts basically and fucking opioid junkies are far worse than if we just replaced all that shit with weed (except the pseudoephedrine we need that for muh decongestants and the sort)

The scabby dirty handed fucking tweekers I have had to turn way on the regular (across 3 states in roughly 5 years) are fucking an enormous problem. I mean sweet little old ladies and awesome red pilled peeps in their "golden" years frequent this place I don't want these fucking scuzzbags mucking it up.

I just want to grab a bottle of warfarin and force feed these fucking basers rat poison and stab them up with the bottle perforating end of a spatula.

Thank you flubba bubba noonga. I usually keep the beard trim but I work all weekend and have been busy ticking things off my responsibilities list on the fridge.

I dont disagree with you

But if it was legal for me to grow 1-4 plants in my house for my back pain I would do it and leave everyone alone & mind my own business

>note: I wouldn't DUDE BLAZE IT 420 for my back pain

they are an actual thing. even more than that there are phenotypes within strains that can vary wildly. cannabinoid profiles, flavors, colors, leaf widths, statures, mold resistance, etc. all vary.

Not where it's legal, they're just called pot shops in Washington

Yea I know right but that would be clearly a grass roots impossible to tax thing so muh guhmints would never be for us all growing our own.

> also : I think you should be able do whatever you want as long as you don't fucking bother anyone (or infringe on their individual rights). If someone shot heroin and OD'd in their house fuck it it's just natural selection at least he didn't get in the car high or some shit.

>dispensary
"im going to to my local liquidarium to pick up some vodka"

There are also pretty much extinct strains like Nightmare. Sometimes you can find the odd seed on an enthusiast forum but the prices are insane.

My father sells different strains and makes off brand weed. One such weed called Paradise works better and faster than Viagra.