Ruins - Storytime

Ruins - Storytime

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But why

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Because i want to.

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Has Sup Forums wronged you in some way

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Maybe

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Ugh shut up you whiny piss stain. Nobody gives a fuck if you don't like the comic.

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>Ugh

Just enjoy the storytime guys,it's a fun ride !

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>random soldier picking up Mjolnir

Kek didn't notice

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My favorite part

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The only thing worthwhile in this series was the art. I'm surprised it got published, considering how shit the script is.

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End of part-1

I bet you also like trouble.
Also, OP better return for this year's storytime weekend of pain.

Start of part-2

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The worst part

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Why the fuck did the art change ?

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are we supposed to recognize this little girl?

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no

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Reed was fucking retarded

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Good ol" parker luck

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I appreciate your effort posting this OP. But this book was a real fucking piece of shit, disappointed in Ellis.

I will always wonder if having a shit story was the point and if it warranted a book rather than a single issue sized story.

The End.

Ellis wrote this? fuck dude that disappointing

Yeah Marvels was better

Actually always liked this page, that's exactly how a tabloid would name such article

God, I fucking loved Ruins.
Not enough "comfy feels" or waifus, huh?

Yeah me too it had that nice "realistic marvel universe" feel to it.

I liked it because of that, and the fact that everything just goes so hilariously bad and wrong. It's morbid humor. Plus, I really dig the art.

The ugliest story in the (parallel) Marvel Universe ever told.
The title is apt.
Thanks for sharing OP.

>Not enough "comfy feels" or waifus, huh?
are you really going to look me in the eye and tell me that Miss Darkholme isn't perfect waifu material?

>demure
>moe as fuck
>two mouths, one designed just for dick sucking
oh baby.

also am i the only one who gets a Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark vibe from the art?

From the wiki:
"Ruins is a two-issue comic book mini-series, written by Warren Ellis with painted artwork by Terese Nielsen, her husband Cliff Nielsen, and Chris Moeller, who took over for the last seventeen pages of the second issue."

So there.

If I remember right, he also apologized for it.

How would DC's Ruins look like?

Don't see why, shit was funny and great.

A rich couple gets shot in an alley, and the next week the earth is destroyed by a spaceship from a dead planet flying at relativistic speed.

I am always amazed at some people's inability to get the fucking joke.

Is there a set date for the Weekend of Pain? I always seem to miss it.

We should really add Crossed: Shrink and Anti-Crossed to the weeked of pain lineup.

or super-man looks a like a weird face-looking alien and Bruce gets shot during one of his patrol as bat-man

I dont get it? Like whats the point of the comic. Literally nothing happens.
Its just "what if mutations were real durr"

....It's Sup Forums dude, why the fuck would they. If something is depressing or morbid or wee bit violent in any way shape or form, it's considered edgy tryhard shit. But if it has inflation and a loli, it's considered the best thing ever.

this just kinda ruins it for me, why try to make a "realistic" marvel if this the fiction is still there

Just stick to webcomics and your ms. marvel shit.

Aw come on, low blow - Ms. Marvel is funny stuff.

I get it.

But it's not funny or interesting.

It's not a particulary clever or funny joke.

you guys need to read Marvels because the joke is we go from one of the most idealistic comics ever written to AND I TRIED SO HARD BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I don't care, ruins is edgy for no reason and too violent.