Germany has never, NEVER, won a single war

>Germany has never, NEVER, won a single war.

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>Romans
>history
>read it

The meme is "never, EVER" you stupid retard.
You are supposed to be good at this.

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Emu's never lost a war though

IF ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS EVER MET A GODDAMN EMU YOU'D STOP TALKING SHIT

>LOSERS DEFENDING LOSERS

t. emu rape babbie

Germany could redeem themselves by joining in a random conflict in a third world country like USA or Russia does in Syria.

Germany could go help Nigerians fight Boko Haram to improve their military

Oh bravo for you! Yet again you heroically defeated a people who were significantly less armed and advanced in military technology than you.

At least we didn't surrender our capital to muslims.

If I was even half Emu you'd be dead by now.

Took every world superpower to team up to stop the last war though. Germans are rather industrious and efficient at war.

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Wow it's that time again

Instead we're sending frigates to fight pirates in somalia...

>mfw Frogs are still too triggered over losing the Elsass to post

They still haven't won the war on guilt yet.

Thats hilarious. I knew you guys uad the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America but I had no idea one of them literally ran the country. I bet that guy feels like an idiot.

You wanna talk history? How about the fact that Germany didn't exist until 1871, professor?

This^

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>>US jumps into both world wars in the last ten minutes. Claims they won both single handedly.

German military is a complete joke. They don't need to have an efficient one when their sugar daddy America protects them.

I'm convinced they would lose vs Boko Haram 1vs1.

Teuttoburg
sack of rome
Charlemagne
Second Schleswig War
Franco Prussian War

Germany won the Franco-prussian war.
>inb4 that was prussia

Well we beat Napoleon at Waterloo.

Inb4 the british...
Their achievement was not getting wiped out long enough for the germans to arrive and savw the day.

>Teuttoburg
>sack of rome
>Charlemagne
>Second Schleswig War
>Franco Prussian War
All before Germany existed, except maybe the last one.

>Charlemagne
>Germany

Poland didn't exist until 1990

Why's that Britain's fault? Argies started it

>Poland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Poland_(1025–1385)

they destroyed rome without a war. that takes skill. they rekt europe 2 times effortlessly after 1900 and are going for a 3rd

maybe they arent at the top of the list militarily speaking but they fuck shit up naturally. wouldnt want to piss them off unless i was russia

kek, i doth say good sir that poland cannot ever recover from this

>Germania
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania

Technically the German Empire won the war as it was established during the siege of Paris, though I wouldn't give them points for that.

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>because a unified empire/kingdom/republic didn't exist there never was a germany or germans before **** A.D.

>never never, ey?
you mean, they've never not won a single war
meaning they've always won every single war

athiests btfo pol btfo anglos bootyblasted whites BTFO

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_Wars

false

Franco Prussian War

Schleswig War

Austro-Prussian War

>implying thousands of merchants didn't die shipping vital goods to britain in wwii

>implying thousands of merchants didn't die shipping vital goods to the ussr in wwii

>implying imperial japan wasn't a thing

>what is the victory tower in Berlin

Also. You guys lost a war to wildlife.

>yet Germany still has one of the highest standards of living

If that's such an easy feat, why did your forefathers lose to opponents that didn't even have opposable fucking thumbs?

Is being stabbed by muslims THIS high quality experience?

First two points: vague.

Third point: Of course it was. Has nothing to do with America jumping in at the last minute.

As for the merchant thing... please explain.

As for the merchant thing... please explain.

>discover google

>U.S. Merchant Ships Sunk or Damaged in World War II

>The """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""KINGDOM""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of Poland

He's a Christian Lebbo