Write the next big Marvel twist
>Throw Mary Jane off a bridge and bring Gwen back
>The thing Nick Fury told Thor was that he gave Jane cancer through his radioactive Asgardian semen
>Jane Foster's entire run as Thor has just been one big Make-A-Wish event
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These twists would actually make a majority of older fans happy, and drive away their new ones. Try again
>The Death of Bruce Banner
>turn Dr. Strange into a legacy, new one isn't Asian just to spite all the people clamoring about the movie
>Black Widow turns out to be bisexual
>Sue shows up in some random book in a relationship with someone other than Reed
black panther calls the actual black panthers racist and thinks they should back off the whites.
>Sue shows up in some random book in a relationship with someone other than Reed
Bonus points if it's Black Panther.
>Throw Mary Jane off a bridge and bring Gwen back
What will happen when they retcon OMD?
x-men ban all straight white members for not being different enough.
There aren't any more actual black panthers though
A different group just stole their name after they disbanded
>Introducing The Ex-Men! The first superhero group composed solely of transgender women
HA! Had me giggling there.
Everyone will now have their own genders
spiderkin
wolverinekin
thorkin
freedomkin
hydrakin
except those fucking Ities
I hate those Italian bastards
Why is Sue such a slut? Reed deserves, not better, but at least a faithful fuck-bot. Whats Jocasta up to these days? Have they brought her back since age of ultron?
Sue has been with Reed for all of her married life.
She's been faithful and true - not really a slut at all.
Reed is absentminded and tends to forget her and the kids - if anyone should deserve better, it'd be Sue.
>Iron man starts drinking again after CWII.
>The Guardians split up...AGAIN
>Cho's sister is the new She-Hulk
>Richard Rider is somehow found to be deader than ever before
Tony Stark is no longer a Stark anyway, so let's run with that
Tony Stark finds his birth parents, and it turns out he has two mothers. One is a black Trans woman (she was originally a Man). The other is a Jewish Woman, because I'm sure since Bendis is currently writing that will be pushed somehow
Stark then has to have his bar mitzvah, because he never did with his adopted parents.
Then Tony has to go through the hardest decision of all, becoming Trans, and not choosing a solid gender.
>>Cho's sister is the new She-Hulk
I really hope she isn't. I like Cho's sister fine but she works great as his support and nothing more
> Norman Osborn gets thrown off of a bridge, Mary Jane becomes new Green Goblin
> All symbiotes start bonding with the Spider-Clones so that they can help Venom actually get its bond back with Peter
> Nick Fury quits and throws his eyepatch down. Some woman walks up behind him and picks it up, becoming the new Nick Fury.
> Canada cures Jane Foster's cancer, turning her into the new Deadpool.
> Susan Richards cucks Reed with yet another guy. And Doom satisfies her like Reed never could[/spoilelr]
>implying franklin and spiderman didnt tap that invisible ass while reed was in his lab
>tony becomes a trans-former a robot in disguise
Can (s)he be Rescue? I miss Rescue.
Peter Parker dies again, and somehow Mary Jane is imbued with spider-powers. She changes name to Peter Parker, Spider-Man and saves New York as a legacy character.
J. Jonah Jameson dies, and his intern, Sarah Miller, steps into his shoes, changes her name to J. Jonah Jameson of course.
She-Hulk is dead, Hercules honors her by painting himself green and changing his name to Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk and kicks butt like a true heroine.
Etc etc.
a clone of peter parker was really the original
> Magneto discovers his power aren't actually mutant power, they may be the result of some nazi experiment or something.
It turns out every event for the last 30 years in marvel was just one long dream by charles xavier and he wakes up
I miss Rescue too, but it wouldn't feel right if it wasn't Pepper Potts.
Though at the current rate things are going with Bendis' run it seems that Mary Jane may become the new Rescue
After Jane Foster's run as Thor, she will be the next Venom
All the mutants suddenly find out they weren't mutants at all, but inhumans all along!
this is actually good
They run a special crossover event where Jane Foster becomes every major hero in the Marvel Universe.
>Mary Jane may become the new Rescue
Wrong, meet the Iron Spider-Woman, soon to be seen in Civil War II
why is the watcher sad?
> Canada cures Jane Foster's cancer, turning her into the new Deadpool.
> Nick Fury quits and throws his eyepatch down. Jane Foster walks up behind him and picks it up, becoming the new Nick Fury.
Don't know why I didn't think to put those together.
>Jane Foster is the Marvel Universe
That could be hilariously stupid.
>Older more loyal fans
>New ones who would jump ship once the trend ends.
Just go look at old "What If?" issues. That seems to be where Marvel gets most of their ideas nowadays.
>Magneto is the one who orchestrated the holocaust but was brainwashed by Charles into thinking he was its victim
Imagine the shitstorm. If something like HydraCap had people rectum-destroyed, imagine what this would do.
Apocalypse comes back (yet again) and controls teen Jean and thus the phoenix, wrecking havoc at universal scale
Big event ala Annihilation, this time involving earth superheroes getting their head out of their collective asses
They can't stop apocalypse, until Cyclops appears and saves the day by hosting the phoenix inside him again
then he reveals now he has it under control and blames the phoenix force for killing Xavier again
>Moon Knight becomes a legacy character as an egyptian qt3.14 teen and gets paired up with X-23
I think mainstream Jean Grey along with him
Underrated post
Strange has been controlled by Shuma-Gorath for years, slowly helping it to come to this dimension.
Magik finds out before it's too late, big clusterfuck, she ends up being Sorcerer Supreme and getting her own series, saving her from the eventual erasure of the x-men
Hawkeye turns into a pedophile
Now this I would read
Captain marvel picks up the bottle again. Hooks up with Peter Parker.
Did marvel really fuck up that bad with the x-men license/IP
>Peter and Bobby party 2.0, now with Carol added
I'd read this
A brother/sister Hulk Team would be radical. I hope this happens.
shit, it wasn't Iceman, it was Johnny Storm
their next X-men event is Death of X, and they haven't really been pushed lately, not even to take advantage from the movie even if it's not made by Marvel
Oh god, it's true.
>What If? V1 #1 Spider-Man joins FF
He did in Future Foundation
>What If? V1 #2 Hulk has Banner's brain
Professor
>What If? V1 #7 Radioactive spider bit someone else
Silk's whole origin
>What If? V1 #10 Jane finds Mjolnir
Whor
>What If? V1 #12 What if Rick Jones became Hulk
A-Bomb, Cho probably falls under this too
>What If? V1 #17 Ghost Rider, Spider-Woman and Captain Marvel are villains
X is a villain!! is Marvel's go to idea
>What If? V1 #22 Doom is a hero
They're doing this now
>What If? V1 #24 What if Gwen Stacy lived
Spider-Gwen and Gwenpool
there's probably more future ideas buried in What If's
> Jean was actually a psychic construct made by Xavier to help making the X-men.
How? Why? I dunno lol, stop hindering my creative mind!
Double twist! She was actually a product of Cyclops unknown mindpower all along!
Joe Quesada revealed to be a fat Downs asshole.
>Nate Grey has been posing as Magneto for years, Magneto died before Axis
It doesn't make sense? Doesn't matter!
More gender-swapping ahead.
Hol up
Cyclops inherent psychic power is the true reason behind Madelyne Pryor
He didn't cheat on Jean with Emma, he just found his first real love.
Everyone becomes a black gay muslim transwoman.
>their new ones
>nate grey gets the phoenix force
>turn Dr. Strange into a legacy
ay
fuck you
I'm honestly surprised they haven't yet
That could work too, somehow
>Gwen Stacy's reanimated corpse throws MJ off of a bridge and becomes the Gwen-Goblin
>Spider-Gwen then fights Gwen-Goblin in a crossover
...
Of course they are, because Mary Jane needs something to make her relevant again, let's just make her a hero
yes, if you can save anyone let it be Magik
>their next X-men event is Death of X,
Which is more of a death of She-Hulk event or random cover she hulk death honor thing like "actionfigure" covers or these shield covers or gwenpool covers.
>>not even to take advantage from the movie even if it's not made by Marvel
Not true, at the moment they have a apocalypse multi book event because of the movie.
Fun tidbit before settling for Flash as Agent Venom they were considering Frank Castle but toss it out because of he wasn't tied strong enough to the Spidey family.
If they went for that Agent Venom would have been a 1 for 1 of what if Venom possessed the Punisher, tendril guns and all.
There was also a 2 parter 'what if' involving Peter Parker and MJ not getting married where Pete gets ambushed and knock out by a villain before the wedding.
The second part was Peter marring the Black Cat but that hasn't come true yet
fuck, that would've been amazing
>New Marvel event "No more men"
starting in A-Force, Wanda thinks all problems originated in men. So she hex the Y-chromosom away.
Resulting in a world without men.
>Maday Parker turns out to be alive but was raised by one of Spidey's enemies ala Sin's Past 2.0.
>Tony Stark is actually a rouge android planted with false memories who was constructed by AIM for the sole purpose of making advanced weapons of mass destruction.
>Thor is not actually the son of Odin but was adopted from another pantheon of gods.
>All mutants are actually Inhumans in denial.
>The Hulk gets killed by a stray rocket to the dick.
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Don't you faggots ever shut up about politics?
I hear enough retarded political opinions in actual Marvel stories.
>Marvel next event "Hero reversal"
After realising that men were not responsible, every series got a female lead but promised it will change back, the female heroes try to bring men them back .
This resulted in the next yearly event "Hero reversal" where the y-chromosom is back, but all heroes are gender bender rule 64 changed.
>What If? V1 #21 What if Invisible Girl of the Fantastic Four married the Sub-Mariner?
The cuckening is coming
>What if Thor and the Avengers fought the gods?
Wasn't that fear itself aka "Every body gets a hammer" event?
>What if Spider-Man's clone lived?
Happen three times now, that clone won't stay dead
>What if the Beast and the Thing continued to mutate?
Beast has happen Thing hasn't yet
>What if Steve Rogers had refused to give up being Captain America?
which was essentially Civil War
>What if the Fantastic Four's second child had lived?
Hey hey she did and just like the what If it was Franklin that made it so she lived
>What if the gamma bomb spawned a thousand Hulks?
we are getting there, oh how we are getting to that point...
>What if Josh discovered a Sentinel?
and then we got the Sentinel series a few years later
>What If Captain America had awoken in a Dystopian America?
So many jokes you could make with that
>What if Wolverine was a Horseman of War?
also happen
I could see them making Wiccan into the New Doctor Strange.
>Marvel starts pushing Shang-Chi hard and turns Iron Fist and Psylocke into actual asians
look into your heart and know this to be true
Bruce is dying in CWII. Hawkeye does it.
Fuck Bendis.
Actually more likely they'll make Psylocke white again because Fox is using the Asian version
>tony stark is severely hurt placed into status and iron man replaced with a stark tech armor with his brain patterns and memory uploaded into it.
>what nick fury told thor is revealed to be the "mystical override" that the dwarfs put into the hammer to make the bearer unworthy and have to prove themselves worthy again. it's is revealed this "override" was caused by the shenanigans of current loki.
>utau is not dead. he could have come back as long his body was placed all together. he's actually a prisoner of Mephisto.
>she thor is in fact unconnected to the hammer. it's the result of numerous exposure to the magic that transformed don blake into thor. sif's cancer is a magical metamorphosis into an asgardian. the magic is burning up her human self and soon she will be just an asgardian. she can lift the hammer because she meets the requirements.
>avengers event: where the avengers get lost in the multiverse.
>hellfire: event where several dead characters escape from hell and the heroes are in the unusual position of having to send them back because if they don't it will causes hell to rise on earth. causes the creation of a new midnight sons, and is used as a revitalization of marvel magic books.
>blood moon: a rare celestial event is going to occur and the vampires of the MU are going to try and rise up and take power creating their own society and keeping humans as slaves
Munn is half white and half asian so they could go either way
>drive away their new ones
Black Widow is already Bisexual dumbass
Can't wait.
>>What If? V1 #2 Hulk has Banner's brain
>Professor
Actually, it already happened before that. Sometime around the 80's before Secret Wars (which was why he was intelligent there).
>What If? V1 #12 What if Rick Jones became Hulk
>A-Bomb, Cho probably falls under this too
You're forgetting the time Rick Jones became the Hulk while Banner and Hulk were separated during the late 80's.
The arc reactor is now powering the nanobots that clear his clogged arteries.
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Vincent D’Onofrio Confirms That Robert Downey Jr. Hides Food All Over Movie Sets
Fans of 2012’s blockbuster hit “The Avengers” certainly noticed a quirk throughout the film: Robert Downey Jr. was always eating. Rumor had it that Downey was bringing his own food to set, hiding it and eating during scenes. It provided comic relief, so the film’s producers let it be.
In a HuffPost Live interview Friday, Vincent D’Onofrio — set to co-star alongside Downey in the upcoming flick “The Judge” — confirmed that Downey indeed hides food throughout the set. And that’s about all he would say.
“Downey does hide food all over set,” D’Onofrio told host Marc Lamont Hill. “I’m not going to tell you why. But he does. It makes perfect sense.”
>beast realizes that he was wrong and cyclops was right all along
>makes a device that dispenses xgene in easy to inject form
>blackbolt shows up and shouts it to smithereens
>rather than destroying it, the xgene goes up into the atmosphere and kills all inhumans
>wanda starts another no more mutants
>Wolverine fight for Gay Rights!
>everyone then proceeds to treat Scott like shit despite having had saved everyone in the 616-verse
...again
>>The Hulk gets killed by a stray rocket to the dick.
great now I can't get the image of hulk fucking Rocket Racoon
> Nick Fury quits and throws his eyepatch down. Some woman walks up behind him and picks it up, becoming the new Nick Fury.
If that woman is Maria Hill, then I'm totally fine with that.
Fuck yeah
>Doom becomes Galactus' herald
> His board is a set of skis
>Uses his powers to rearrange the world as he sees fit, again
>Fantastic Bore try to beat him but are thoroughly ass-blasted
>They bring in X-men or Avengers for some other shitty crossover event
>All the really heavy hitters are absent for no discernable reason
>Regular people actually like the revisions Doom is making, leads to outcry against heroes trying to stop him
>Leads to another shitty civil war type event, where some heroes join Doom's side and get high positions in the New World Order, as others maintain a resistance movement
>Writer writes himself into a corner, and Galactus wants to eat Earth again
>Doom actually fights Galactus to preserve his creation
>Seemingly dies, but drives off Galactus
>Reed gets shit on by the global community for doubting based Doom
> Doom crash-lands in Latvia, breaking his celestial skis and losing his powers
> Leads to a Genesis allegory arc which is the unraveling of his "perfect world" and the continuation of what was before. No net change is brought about by the entire event and it is never mentioned again
>>Iron man starts drinking again after CWII.
This already happened after Fear Itself and it went nowhere
Frank castle's family was actually alive and his wife takes up the mantle of Punisher
>Spider-Gwen switch bodies with Mary Jane and Mary Jane dies in Gwen's body and later Gwen (in Mary Jane's bodies) ended up with Peter.
>Aunt May make deal with Mephisto to bring back Uncle Ben
>Bucky dies and Steve Rogers goes crazy and became Winter Soldier
>Doctor Doom is actually HERBIE
>Jane Foster die and Darcy became the new Thor
Wrong. That "symbol in the blood" bullshit? Since when does Banner have a symbol?
>>What if the gamma bomb spawned a thousand Hulks?
>we are getting there, oh how we are getting to that point...
We already had World War Hulks a few years ago.
It actually wasn't that bad