WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HAPPENINGS?!??!

WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING HAPPENINGS ANYMORE?WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO PISS OF KEK???

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August 14

kek wills it.

If repeating numbers we get one soon

Two weeks isn't soon enough

That means we will have a big one later. The calm before the storm.

go to work faggot it's 9AM

It's always calmest before the storm.

stop forcing kek, you force it away
kek is saving up for a big one

Later this month.
Praise Kek!

You do some squatting before you go to work

reuters.com/article/us-southchinasea-ruling-china-insight-idUSKCN10B10G

What are you bro, some nigger?

Sometimes you gotta create stuff for yourself.

Kek wills a happening before the end of August

>mfw Russia invades Austria for no reason

It's going to happen friday.

Do not doubt Kek, or you will be at the brunt of the next happening. Repeating digits will confirm this.

Praise Kek, trust Kek, and give Kek your energy. You will be graciously repaid with many happenings.

I'm going to tell you a secret that Kek told me, he said he gets mad when you guys don't put (pbuk) at the end of every single mention.

So if you want to praise Kek (pbuk), make sure you don't forget (pbuk)

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KEK WILLS IT

Some jew promised happening on august the 1st.

Kek must be charging up for a big one right guys?

Have any large repeating digits suggested a time or place?

FUCK KEK, I BELIEVE IN JESUS NOW.

NO DUBS, NO RACE WAR.

your "lord kek" is nothing more than random occurrences.

also check'em is a stupid meme, i hate everything

Milhouse is a meme though check'em

If repeating numbers huge happening in germany tomorrow 200 dead kek wills it

discord.gg/K9XQ9
WE have some in the discord and pic related

you will die tonight, my dubs prove it

Check em is actually a pretty classic meme, with enough checking you can actually kill shit threads.

Well, at least back in the good ol' days. /s

Calm now brother, Kek doth not abandon his cultists. The last months were full of happenings. Do not fret, do not worry. This world shall burn, soon because Kek wills it. He is in this thread, he is in all threads. He has waited patiently for follows so we must be patient. He will deliver the chaos and the darkness; with that a new golden age will arise. Praise Kek.

Wew lawd, does this make me a prophet

Guys we need to praise kek more. You don't demand or deserve a happening a happening has been given once Sup Forums is nice and comfy and we earned enough BBP. Haven't you been paying any attention?

Besides I can feel it something big is coming.

meme magic cannot be forced

Don't let me down kek

AUGUST 14 WW3

All the upcoming happening are being saved for the Olympics, mark my words.

LOL.

KEK

>wake up
>check dailymail for happenings
>nothing
>go back to sleep

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Dont worry something will happen today, this time in fucken Burgerland.
Kek vult !

lies, all lies

Don't worry, OP. There's gonna be a big one before the end of the year to make up for it.

A really big one.

This thread lacks a disturbing amount of dubs. Lets change that

This was addressed in another thread, blessed with triple dubs.

Kek is charging his power for a major happening. There will be a dry spell while he gathers energy. He may do a small happening here and there, but he is saving for something a little more interesting.

This isn't good.

beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2014/10/new-2016-warning-in-the-georgia-guidestones-cube-2464508.html

You can rest assured that the daily Islamic stabbings we all know and love are still occurring, the media is obviously censoring these stories.

What are you mad about OP? Things went from horrible to bad for a little bit and you're upset?

When was the last natural disaster happening haven't had a big one of those for awhile.

Praising kek for natural disaster.

Ooh that's a good one

Maybe Yellowstone will finally erupt?

KEK WILLS IT

Oh fug 7 the holiest of numbers!

Atlantis rises.

Kek wills a happening for this today!

nice try pablo

>some kid jumps over the whitehouse fence

I'm sceptical of a happening in Rio.
If nothing happened during the Euro in France where there's a ton of mudslimes, I don't see how something can happen in Brazil.

watch this

>giant shill war rendering Sup Forums nigh unusable
>plebbits up to my eyeballs
>no happenings
>no good memes
I don't know how much longer I can handle it.

Don't worry, WW3 soon.

This. We love you Kek, no matter where you are you are sure to bring happenings of epic proportion

praise him

No. You are but a vessel of our lord.

Civil War in France

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>Rio opening ceremony is this friday
SHHEEEEEEEEIIIITTT

Dubs increase the chances. This post gets dubs, it's legit. Does kek agree?

WWIII Praise Kek
Aug 14 2016

And kek does sneak dubs. Praise kek!

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Oh fuck

SHIEEEEEET
Kek must will it, didnt notice my prediction was the same as this vessel of Kek

I KNOW
FUCKING EVERYTHING
ISIS ARE STUPID NIGGERS

>the Sup Forumscraft server opens friday

Oh yeah

Praise Kek!

It is written.

Olympics

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That's my SJW faggot brother's birthday
Let it habben

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>>giant shill war rendering Sup Forums nigh unusable

Glad I wasn't imagining that

Guess it means we're onto something

All the current happenings involve Hillary's emails and the leaked emails of the Democratic convention which are being covered up by liberal news website shitting out the same repetitive garbage about Trumps comment on the filthy muslim tratiors.

Be the change you wish to see in the world

This.

Meditate upon a happening. Visualize it. Give KEK your energy and focus.

Huge happenings are in the works. They are on the way. Simply believe and keep sending KEK all the energy. When the time is right, you will see.

my internet got turned off on the 26th, pissed I am going to miss the daily happening threads going on in Germany, find out the happensings stopped.

glad I didn't miss anything

So be it!
Praise KEK!

>wake up
>check news
>no happenings
>be bored all day
>5 min before having to go to work
>BREAKING NEWS MAJOR HAPPENING 150+ killed with 8 active shooters

I swear I am always at work (work at night) when shit is hitting the fan.

Can you imagine a 9/11 scale happening taking place in the here and now, Sup Forums?

Happening within the next two weeks at most.

3 hours, Europe.

shit nigga

there will be no more happenings

Please let it be real Kek

Dont come to McDonald's tommorow .

Heretic.

May Kek's shadow engulf your mind and drive you to madness.

was a shooting on austin's 6th street during a pokemon-go barcrawl yesterday?

Olympics are gonna be a shit show. Possible nuke? Read more about it here

redefininggod.com

idk austria, wheres our reparations.

Reparations for what?

Link?

NOPE

>tfw for the last week I kept checking every other hour for WYD happenings
>no explosions, killings or carmageddon
It sucks to live in a peaceful country
;_;

Happenings happening.
Media coverage?
LUGENPRESSE!

> yesterday
nieuws.vtm.be/binnenland/201198-pastoor-thuis-overvallen-door-asielzoeker

Translate yourself.
> belgian pastor feeds refugee
> refugee wants money
> pastor says no
> STAB