CALL NOW
before it's
TOO LATE
CALL NOW
>before you get your kids taken away
jesus doc
If my insurance would've paid, I'd still be alive :(
how about I call you daddy and you fuck my asshole instead?
what did doc mean by this?
This is from a drug rehab commercial but the guy is trying so hard to convince you it is actually comical.
WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED
Is it just me, or does that guy look an awful lot like The Cook?
BRCAUSE I HAVE AN ADDICTION
ITS A DISEASE
>here put on this stethoscope so people will think you're a doctor
Didn't this guy die of an od
Why haven't you called? Come get your special pillow!
THIS IS PERFECT FOR MEN
I was watching telekino with my mom and this fucking commercial came on.
She was like aww, but the only thought going through my mind was if that armless kid running at a good sprint with a gas mask on.
Metro 2033 shit here man fuck shriners that shit scary
ITT: post kinommercials
Does anyone else hate this smug arrogant prick?
He sounds so fucking condescending
Your self esteem is so fucked that you feel like a crippled child is talking down to you.
That kid creeps me out
How could it not be? I mean look at that pillow.
MY NAME IS LARRY KING AND SINCE I STARTED TAKING OYSTER JIZZ MY MENTAL FACULTIES REVERTED TO THE SAME LEVEL AS WHEN I WAS ONLY 75. BUY OYSTER JIZZ MOLECULES AND GET YOUR BRAIN WORKING AGAIN. I AM LARRY KING AND I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE
IF YOUR OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION.
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YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT
GREEN IS IT'S COLOR
what kind of loser porn star has to do shit-tier commercials to make dosh? fuck outta here
kek
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THE HAMMER EHHHHCKS DRIVER
>tfw you work for Empire
Every fucking appointment I have my customers sing the goddamn jingle
>The Empire guy died years ago
Feels bad man
>Watch "The Texas Hammer" commercials for years
>Suddenly he multiplies
>Now there are TWO "Texas Hammers"
Fucking hell is it even possible for these guys to lose a case, who would want to go up against them
This nigga DEFINITELY smokes weed
>tfw brian loncar "the strong arm" died of a coke overdose after his daughter committed suicide
*accents intensify*
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STANLEY STEAMER GETS YOUR HOME CLEANER!
General commercials remind me of growing up poor without cable. Along with all those shit trade school commercials too
Wanna talk some shit?
Call me, and start some shit, bitch
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My negers
its MUH KNEES
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who /chicago/ here?
ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE....CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BAY BEE
IF YOU HAVE A PHONE 'YOU' HAVE A LAWYER
Before SunSetter, the sun made our families patio so hot and uncomfortable, we couldn't use it!
You won't get in on the class action lawsuit and get $53.
>this adorable blanket
classic, but the appropriate quote is "Before SunSetter retractable awning..."
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Fuck off
>empire today
>next day
flagrant false advertising
NOW BACK TO COMEDY CENTRAL AND ADULT SWIM!!
Way to kill a fucking party bro....
All I need is one of those ASPCA commerci---
"This dog is abused...and near death...eyes poked out"....
CHANNEL CHANGE IMMEDIATELY
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kys my dude
My name is Doug.
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Such hostility, all about a/c
SEARSously end it
No
Time for a brain slushie
Enjoy
Ok. I like it bro.
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