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You Rage You Lose Thread

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BEHIND EVERY SHITPOST

For a heads up, 5.5" is the average penis size. You also measure from the pubic bone.

>average is small

not all women are gaping size-whores with uteri that drop out of their twat when they stand up

>tfw smaller than 'tiny'

Some manlets getting triggered ITT.

Well played leaf, I'll miss you during your 3 day.

>large
>fun to suck
maybe if you're a snake and can unhinge your jaw

just find a woman who doesn't like getting punched in the ovaries during sex

Dick size doesn't really matter as long as it's not micro size or comically enormous.

Don't worry, I know how to change my router's MAC address now.

If this is true. I think I am average when flaccid, assuming the image examples are correct. Although sometimes I'm tiny.

So this is an ironic shit-post...?
But, why?

>pindicks unironically getting triggered ITT

I'm average, girls just piss me off.

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Don't believe the Jewish cultural Marxist BBC myth.

It's just to encourage faster white race extinction (we are their only threat).

just examined like 15 black dicks

>someone literally took the time to compile images of Negroid penises

>2013
>posting on a canadian tiny penis forum

add draymond green to that, lol

AYO HOL UP IT JUNETEENTH RN?

>he has that image on his hard drive

>4.5 inches cannot reach the most sensitive areas of the vagina
lol this made by a man.

> 6ft 3
> 5.5 inch dick.

Kill me

small pennis dick and balls confirmed

bro thats a conscious black woman u tripping fr

>"Dick size doesn't really matter as long as it's not micro size or comically enormous."

..., said the stableboy while he was crawling back into the dark corner where he will cry for the next hours, thinking about his tiny penis.

That's perfectly fine, user. I rather a tall man with an average dick than a manlet with a giant one.

says the virgin

>canada
>3.7
something something hongcouver

whats it like being a manlet and also having a shrimp dick friend?

>tfw 6'1 160lb lanklet with 7" dick but severely awkward around women so I'll never get to use it

Fuck

>tfw have downward bending penis
>the 3 girls i've been with have all had an orgasm in the doggy position

Is there some science behind why this is? Each of them commented on my dicks bend saying it was better than upward pointing dicks.

I have a dick around 7 inches for reference (probably slightly over but not enough to care enough to specify)

just marry a 5'2" woman

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says the guy who will never satisfy a women only with his penis.

Bernie and his supporters gotta keep tabs on their wive's boyfriends, ya'know?

How long can you last friendo ? It doesn't matter if you can fuck for 30-45min straight.

>tfw 7inch penis
>tfw still a virgin

Chart is irrelevant for me anyways. I'm probably 5.5 or 6 (never measured) but have a left curve that cuts about half an inch off straight length and I still bottom out on my girl to the point that it's painful for her. Just don't fuck sluts and you won't need a huge dick.

oops too late Cenk

>doesnt know what the clitoris is

wow, really makes you think

maybe time to take care of your appearance then.

The area behind the clit is the most sensitive.

>Colombia is the country with the 3rd biggest average dick size
>tfw average 6 incher
good thing i will n-never use it right...hahaha...

I've been with white men and black men. Not only are black dicks bigger, black men know how to use it better. That's why they're better dancers and athletes. They have an inherent sense of rhythm. I still date white guys though because they do buy me more stuff lol

>6'
>235lbs of steroid using muscle
>5" dick

My life is a joke

I'm 7", why would I rage?

i would let u use it on me girl

>dick size matters for masturbation
Lel

If you get pussy on a regular basis who the fuck cares?
Pol apparently

Because when they're in that position their g spots are easier for you to hit in that position because your dick curves down and touches it. If you were just fucking her missionary it would be harder because your dick would be bent away from her g spot.

>8.25"
>no poon in sight
At least the us will be getting larger condoms in the fall, so I don't have to look like a prick buying Magnums and being told they're the same size as regular condoms.

I'm a girl. I know you're probably not going to believe me.

Honestly it's way more important to remain intact than to have a huge dick. Cut dicks are dry and create too much friction. Uncut dicks have an un-recreatable kind of "gliding", like a water tube toy.
There's also the shape and thickness. Thickness is more important than length, a large head feels better than a smaller one.

a 5.5 inch intact dick would feel better than a 8 inch cunt dick.

Most american women get squeamish discussing foreskin so it's not really discussed.


For that I feel really bad for circumcised men. You really shouldn't worry about your dick size, but whether or not the heebs got to you.

tits or gtfo etc.

Nice pasta

>5'7
>6.8 inches
heh.. lankets..

Lurk more you stupid fucking Gypo and learn the God damn rules.

shut up cuck

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>Average is small.

There have been a lot of experiments done on many animals regarding the fact that women tend to consider the average to be small, the one that stands out was done with long tailed birds in Africa.

Basically, the reason their tails are so long is because the female preference is for tails that far exceed the length any bird can grow. The average must be smaller than desired, otherwise the tails would never evolve to be larger than they already are.

Human cocks are the same way.

If you're average, you're small.

>white knighting pasta on an anonymous cartoon board

8x6, never used.

your image is bs women don't have a fucking clue when it comes to penis size... wait it's leaf never mind fuck your troll thread you maple syrup faggot trump needs to build a wall to the north and you faggots don't deserve canada should be genocided to be quite honest

Short thick cocks are the best t b h. Getting jabbed in the cervix hurts. Pencil dicks are gross. Diameter is a better metric.

>A very common size, therefore dull.
Fuck you too, you giant whore.

>you took the time to make that gay shit.

A FUCKING LEAF

>caring what she feels
>caring what she thinks
>caring if she experiences any pleasure whatsoever
>caring about anything other than your own cummies when with her

absolutely beta

mine bends to the right side.

Upwards curve master race.

>5 inch penis
>implying that is bad

>being this insecure

you know how cherry picking works, right? It's like someone compiling an collage of black scientists and claiming blacks are all scientists

I seriously can't express how much of a insecure little beta faggot you came across with your post and if I could be granted a single wish it'd be for you to get married to the girl of your dreams only for her to give birth to a black baby before your eyes and be like "oh I'm soooo sorry user but I had sex with Tyrone ohh it was such a mistake please forgive me" and then you beta the fuck out and raise this half black boy and then you find out she keeps cheating on you anyway. KEK please grant my wish

a strong man doesn't need to please any woman

>Thinks white Canadian woman is posting on pol at 4 in the morning..

>Husband has ~5 inch cock, hard
>Best lover of them all

I just don't get this shit. Maybe it's just my own body just an 8 inch cock sounds painful as fuck. It really depends on the chemistry and if you like the person. If I didn't enjoy someone's company I'd be unable to get lubricated. Whoever reads this chart as fact is really overlooking that point.

found the beta

being like this will get her cheating on your dumb arse.

feels bad man. But at least its 7.1, thats something.

yeah my dick is only 5.5 and I'm pretty sure I'm not having any issues. When a girl farts during orgasms you know she's not faking it.

I think they're just questioning the loosest whores who were willing to answer their ridiculous survey. Either that or they were questioning virgins who haven't even seen a cock before.

I guess that makes us dick brothers.

>Gay porn is on your harddrive

That's a troll image. Guys with around average length (especially virgins or perennial bachelors) are super insecure. The image just has to shift the average up very slightly, by one inch in fact, and they go berserk because the only thing assuaging their feelings of inadequacy to bigger dicks was the fact that they were still "average."

Never underestimate how much importance young, single men put on their penis. You can destroy a guy's ego by even making a good natured joke about his penis, to him his penis is very serious business and if what you say about it isn't praise he doesn't want to hear it.

OP is obsessed with penises and is self-conscious about his own phallus size. It's similar to those "non-cut" vs "cut" threads where the non-cut faggots are so paranoid about their own penis that they shitpost about circumsized penises.

I have a 7x6 penis and trust me,
women don't like their cervix being smashed

this is nothing like my chinese hentai

G-spot is located away from the pelvic bone.
If you were doing missionary they'd probably not enjoy it at all.

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Women always want man who's as far to the right of the bell curve as possible. What women do is conflate "average" and "desired": their desired traits are what constitute z=+2 usually, which is why they deem about 80% of men as "below average". Because what they really mean is that they find 80% of men to not be attractive enough for them, it has nothing to do with statistics.

and why the fuck is there a woman on Sup Forums? you know this place is full of autistic beta virgins, right? think of the weirdest loner you knew in high school and that's the vast majority of this board

>women don't like their cervix being smashed
No shit. How would you like it if a girl scraped your head with her incisors? Based on my experience you'd yelp in a very unmanly way.

holy shit stop caring about what whores think you beta bitch

noice reference

desu that guy isn't even close to as weird as the people you find here. I've been around the block on this site and real life cannot prepare you for it.

Funny thing is, I have a 6.5" penis and every woman thinks it's way bigger than that. Women have no concept of size in the terms of discrete measurement, they just go off averages and what people tell them, which is usually inflated. According to my gf I have a 7.5" cock. Unless you live in a city and you're sleeping with a slut, expect anything over 6" to impress, and anything over 4 to be considered average.

supreme gentleman

hey guys elliot rodger here

>20lbsofassinfullhd.jpg

I know this sounds like a boast but having a big dick is pretty shit in my admittedly limited experience.

I've slept with 6 girls but only 2 of them could take 8" at a decent speed/force and one of them would have to stay on top. You can forget about anal too.

And because of how easy I usually have to take it, I find it hard to finish and it just makes sex awkward.