Honestly, if you are Canadian, you should just kill yourself, nothing is more of a pathetic existence then being a leaf, fuck turkposting, fuck Indians, i quite frankly would rather have my limbs pulled off one by one then be a fucking leaf, they try to (((((((shitpost)))))) and fail miserably, then they get buttmad when you call them out, it's like watching someone overcooking a steak, you just watch on in morbid curiosity it's embarrassing that they are part of the commonwealth, plus they have a poofter PM that thinks if you kill enemies they win then gets turns down professional firefighters in a bushfire in exchange for some African firebeaters.
quebec is shit why wouldn't you go to the rockies in ontario or british columbia
James Robinson
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Adrian Green
Now that Canada and Australia have been properly labeled as the countries that are ruining Sup Forums, what country gets the title next?
Grayson Jackson
>Trying this hard
K
Brody Gonzalez
southpark predicting the future about the canadian menace to the north
Colton Rogers
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Juan Lewis
>kek
Luis Jones
Hi friend, how is the weather in Oz treating you? At the moment I am making poached eggs that will gently sleep on toasted Engkish Muffins...only to be drowned in Hollandaise sauce. I will then eat an entire pack of bacon, some black oudding anf smother french toast in butter and legit Canadian maple syrup. Id have Tropicana orange juice...but instead I think Ill have my wife squeeze me orange juice by hand.
Well, have a nice day laddy.
Charles Peterson
ROFL butthurt Austrians.
Isaiah Rivera
Meanwhile I have a house, career, a wife and a kid and you're most likely some stupid neet with nothing that makes up fake country rivalries in his head.
I swear half of Sup Forums is just young men frustrated with their failed lives and crushed dreams venting their frustrations and blaming anyone they can all the while holding some kind of superiority complex because they were born a certain race or nationality.
So keep hating Canadians. Hate abos, blacks, muslims, indians, etc because you have nothing else to do all day except being unemployed and alone.
Carson Evans
m8 wheres the part where you woke up and fucked your moose wife?
Asher Cooper
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Robert Rogers
At least we don't get auto corrected to Austria
Samuel Miller
>Meanwhile I have a house (kek i bet you do tough luck pal xuan needs his investment property), career, a wife (Asian) and a kid (adopted African)
Christopher Miller
You're both shit stacks. >t. the only country that matters
Mason Powell
>Implying that his kid isnt his wife's son
Justin Lee
I think that Canada shitposting is just a meme, we are unassuming so we were labeled as the bad guys as a joke and now it's gone too far, most Canadian posters are just like everyone else here. If you just stop memeing us everything would go back to normal.
Luis Harris
>Canada Orders Comedian To Pay Singer $35,000 For Offensive Joke >As part of his joke, Ward would say that he “went on the internet to figure out what was wrong with him, and you know what it was? He’s ugly, goddamnit.” In addition to shelling out the $35,000 to Gabriel, Ward will also have to pay $7,000 in moral and punitive damages to Gabriel’s mother.
“This is a very sad day for free speech in Canada. Whilst we do not have the benefit of the First Amendment in our country, I would like to think that those who claim to stand for human rights, such as the Quebec Human Rights commission, would stand for free speech. Instead they systematically attack the very rights which they claim to protect,” said Lauren Southern, a commentator for Canadian news outlet The Rebel Media.
“I have had friends targeted by the commission before; the most prominent example being my boss at The Rebel Media, Ezra Levant. I fear for myself and all those with unpopular opinions in Canada. What is deemed hate speech and offensive is subjective, and when subjectivity is used to measure ones guilt or innocence, it is the wolves voting the fate of sheep.”
>>>As previously reported by The Daily Caller, Canadian Minister of Justice introduced legislation this past May that, if passed, would make anti-transgender “hate propaganda” punishable by up to two years in prison.
Bentley Foster
>house is 100 year old restored Victorian in a small town >own a small mechanic shop and towing business >wife has Germanic ancestry >kid is biologically mine with 2 more on the way in the future
So keep saving the white race on your keyboard friendo.
I swear Sup Forums is even more pitiful than /r9k/.
Logan Davis
You read into shit to much Canadians are just generally borning annoying faggots
Bentley Gray
ever heard the saying too good to be true leaf?
William Turner
Naw, Canadian shilling for Hillary has become an epidemic in the past month or so. if you look at the anti trump and pro hillary threads, 95 out of 100 times it's a leaf
Gabriel Morgan
>being self employed, having a nice home and a family is too good to be true
lol
Isaac Thomas
I would disagree with those numbers. But even if that was true it would be like saying since 90% of the "hmmm really makes you think" or "s/he's right you know" or whatever variation posters are American that Americans are now the scourge of pol and they're all shitposters or whatever else people seem to assume of leafs.
Benjamin Taylor
All Canadians should be gassed, they literally have zero worth and have contributed nothing of importance.
Eli Ross
Even as a Canadian I'll admit that we're among the worst.
Ryan Harris
Very well then, what is a man of your caliber with a home, family and business doing on a board where weaboos furrys and autuists congregate?
Lincoln Miller
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Brandon Murphy
The fact that you collect pictures of Canadians shitposting frustrates me. It's people like you who make us look like retarded try hards, just be a fucking regular poster you don't need to shitpost just cause you're Canadian it's just a bullshit forced meme that dumb fucking Canadians read too much into and figured they had to jump on the bandwagon.
