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>black
>gay
>christian
>conservative

All hail the king of Sup Forums.

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>>gay
>>christian

I'll never understand this.

the pope said being gay is ok

christianity is like a smorgasbord

you pick the rules you like and ignore the ones you don't

>gay
>conservative

Sounds like Sup Forums all right.

But only if your catholic

>black
>last name is White

pretty much this.

hardly anyone is ACTUALLY Christian.

Christianity is just a default fallback for people who want a sense of intent and meaning in their lives but are too mentally lazy to create their own. It's not like it's required or even expected of a christian to follow any kind of daily mantra or even a specific text or set of teachings beyond very basic commandments many of which are already literally illegal or highly frowned on.

Being a "christian" really doesn't mean much anymore.

*tips* salutations my dearest numale!

>black gay christian conservative contrarian movie critic
It's like he wants to piss off as many people as he can at the same time. Absolute legend.

our gay negro

Just like no one follows Islam too? Non-Muslims are fond of saying what is and isn't Islam.

*tips respectfully towards u*
m'lady

Muslims are in general much more devout. Compare the number of people adhering to Ramadan and Lent fasting and you'll see what I mean.

He spoke ill of Wonder Woman and Baywatch. Asshole contrarian nigger.

Didn't he speak highly of Arthur legend of the sword?

Almost no one truly follows their religion as it was originally written.

Is Sup Forums gay?

Gay conservatives vote Republican to feel woke.

I'm not but my friend who also frequent Sup Forums is gay.

>Recognises how kino bvs is

Absolutely based.

>didn't understand Prometheus or Covenant

He's low IQ and writes for the MTV crowd.

>Christianity is just a default fallback for people who want a sense of intent and meaning in their lives but are too mentally lazy to create their own.

Classic projection, people who "create their own" *tip* usually end up being "spiritually" lazy, picking and choosing some Eastern philosophy which can fill a human desire for spirituality without actually having any of the obligations. Either that or they end up "living" a pathetic existence of hedonism, which leaves them spiritually drained.

No, he's great, but he's always despised Ridley Scott, it's natural his only good movies are Alien, Prometheus and Covenant desu.

>gave Pain and Gain a positive review

Good guy

reddit memes

protestants are not christians

>criticize Christianity
>b-but islam

>criticize islam
>b-but christians

Kinda mad Reddit ruined atheism for everyone

>Last Name White
>Black

*nods knowingly*

No he said gay priests were kosher, he said nothing about broader society.

/ourguy/ confirmed

There isn't a concept in existence that hasn't been ruined.

>In January 2014, White was expelled from The New York Film Critics Circle for allegedly heckling director Steve McQueen at an event for the film 12 Years a Slave.[16][17] White maintained his innocence,[18] and characterized his expulsion as a "smear campaign".[19] White received an "Anti-Censorship Award", as a part of the 35th annual American Book Awards, because of his being "unfairly removed" from the New York Film Critics Circle.

wut

Film was good, he did give it some rips tho.

>I'm not religious, I'm spiritual

OUR FUCKING GUY

P O E T R Y

So pretty much like humanity as a whole?

What did he mean by this

>McQueen had just accepted his prize for “12 Years a Slave,” presented by Harry Belafonte, when the interruption broke out.

>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”

>McQueen either didn’t hear the comments or pretended not to. He thanked the critics group for honoring him with an award previously given to John Ford and Woody Allen, at which point White hissed “pulease.”

>calls others lazy
>shitposts during working hours...

>>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”

B A S E D

>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”
goddamn

this is accurate despite the *tips fedora* comments

>christian
>gay

>black
>conservative
A man so contrarian that he is constantly at war with himself. The inside of his head must be a non-stop virulent shitposting Sup Forums thread. Sadly, he must be /ourguy/.

>Some fedora tipper got so mad that he took time out of his day to make this

...

Aferim! > Captain America: Civil War
Radu Jude’s profane Romanian folktale is also an epic satire (in majestic black-and-white) of how a debased culture rationalizes terrorism, pain, and inhumanity. Marvel attempts the same with its superhero franchise, trivializing the concept of “civil war” the same way Bernie Sanders trivializes the concept of “revolution.”
nationalreview.com/article/443614/better-list-critical-review-2017-best-worst-movies

fucking savage

>The Sexiest Batman and Superman Imaginable
The men of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may not please eunuchy fanboys but anyone old enough to experience morning wood will appreciate it. Taking that comic book novelty where superheroes temporarily become rivals, Batman/Bruce Wayne (played by Ben Affleck) mistakenly blames the recent destruction of Metropolis and nearby Gotham City during an invasion of aliens on the mid-battle appearance of Superman (played by Henry Cavill). The antagonism between these specimen (Affleck follows Cavill’s already muscled-up example) is based on both men’s confused urge to do good. Each orphan’s personal torment and heroic ambition amounts to a passion. Grindr might match them, yet they’re initially mismatched which means that when they finally meet—and fight—it’s equivalent to a hate fuck.

That’s because director Zack Snyder’s movies are adult comic books—“adult” as in the old label “For Mature Audiences Only.” He goes against the juvenile vicarious pleasure of comic book surrogate crime-fighters to something deeper. Snyder’s Batman with his five o’clock shadow, supersedes the morose hero of Christopher Nolan’s gloomy The Dark Knight trilogy, just as his Superman (also Clark Kent) junks the jovial Superman of the Christopher Reeve movies and Brandon Routh in Bryan Singer’s adolescent fantasy. Thanks to Cavill, Snyder’s Superman/Kent looks to be in perpetual tumescence.

Snyder, who made the live-action antiquity layout 300, and produced 300: Rise of an Empire, can’t help but sexualize his superheroes. Yet it’s worth noting that this is part of his very grown-up interest in how characters act out their private drives. The personal is political for Snyder which means that although Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent clash, due to misreading each other’s citizenship, they share a testosterone bromance.

They look good together because Affleck’s puffy-chin adult petulance (recalling his role as TV’s Superman George Reeves in Hollywoodland) may be the moodiest performance he’s ever given while Cavill’s virility (so chiseled it may well be from another world—the world of Sean Connery knock-offs) fits him to yin-yang completeness. Their confrontations disprove the delusion that men cannot make love face-to-face, the same way men fight. (Gay political pundit Andrew Sullivan makes a cameo appearance protesting “Every act is a political act!”)

Ignore all that Internet nonsense against Affleck’s casting; he’s a warmer presence than Christian Bale’s stoic Batman who, at best, seemed a selfish lover. Check The Brothers Grimsby where Sacha Baron Cohen jokingly referred to the henchman played by Scott Adkins as “Ukrainian Ben Affleck;” it certified a hotness type. And smoldering Cavill wears the Superman uniform like a second skin. Costumer Michael Wilkinson’s brocade Superman suit is successful fetish gear—textured fabric with sequin octagonals invite you to touch that thin line between drag queen and stud. Male intimacy in this film gives new meaning to the old phrase “iron fist in a velvet glove.”

If fanboys don’t cream to Batman’s dream sequence (“It took me to the lie, a beautiful lie” Wayne says), grown-up gay men surely will. In his dream, Batman wears a leathery mask, hiding his identity, while he is taunted by wasplike creatures and forced to acknowledge Superman’s equivalent virility. This goes beyond Guy Ritchie’s boy-boy teasing in last year’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (which co-starred Cavill). It is the most surreal dominance-submission dream in Hollywood history. But Batman v Superman is also a political allegory, using masculine sex appeal to examine America’s current political confusion. Zack Snyder’s comic book avatars are not for children.

Something about Armond's latest reviews seems lazy for him.

you posted a reaction image, wow looks like you won

If he'd be a trans midget as well, then he'd be the greatest troll ever.

You're getting very flustered over nothing. Thanks for the (You) though.

Fun fact: Radu Jude is a liberal and Aferim! is about exploitation of Gypsies in 19th century. He is hated by Romanian nationalists.

But user all your doing is posting memes because you got triggered by that guys comment

>weirdly seated next to the drunken asshole
maybe no one likes you either desu, did you think about that?

He just loves to take contrarianism to the limit.

only redditors call him contrarian

>>gay
>>christian
TOP KEK

Armond's quip about GEICO killed me. Rian Johnson is a hack. Looper sucked and Star Wars will too.

how to people rationalize being gay and christian or call themselves a conservative christian while posting on a board that regularly has 300+ reply threads about interracial cuckoldry and shemale porn

Literally King Contrarian. Imagine styling every single thing about your personality just to be a walking breathing meme

big fan of deadpool and guardians of the galaxy?

I've not seen Deadpool and hate Le Guardians of Le Galaxy. Literally what did you mean by that?

>It's a Sup Forums pretends that Christianity is about never seeing or doing evil

I imagine it goes like the man is gay, sees it's wrong, and turns to christianity.

no, he didn't

sure is fucking 2006 around here

...

that he's not a contrarian. I hate that movie too btw

The Pope is a faggot

God loves gays.

See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_and_Jonathan

He's not wrong within the context of Christianity. Follow your leader or admit you pick and choose the parts of the religion that appeal to you.

Mainstream Christianity has accepting bending its core beliefs to move with the times.
Something Islam has failed to do

Its only fair. He's going to be fucking their daughters later.

Dude is just a contrarion faggot

He is the Pauline Kael of modern times.

Invest in weird outliers. That doesn't cause chaos. You people will die to your own stupidity.

/ourguy/

did he like Wonder Woman?

Sounds like you speak from experience, now go back

He really didn't, but the public seems to genuinely believe he's super pro gay when he's tolerant at best.

He is the king of bantz

Represents tv perfectly

The whole point of monotheism is recognizing that all peoples share the inherent alikeness of one-another. I'm not trying to defend Christianity here but I am trying to say that there's a reason the surviving major religions all point to a singular deity.

why do you say that, because Sup Forums doesn't praise every capeshit movie like reddit?

The pope has nothing to do with Christianity though

Which is why Islam is becoming more successful. You have ultra lefty vapid white women that convert to Islam now.

very good, have a U : )

Since when is he gay?

Lmao look at how many brainlets with no arguments that this triggered

He's the leader of the Catholic (Christian) church. Protestants literally just made some shit up a few hundred years ago and called it a religion

muh beloved disciple

>but are too mentally lazy to create their own.

why would they need to create their own if they are at peace? religion and spirituality are subjective to the individual.

This is why atheism is a meme, because of faggots like you who make us look bad on the daily.

quite literally the opposite happened

Catholicism was made up a few hundred years after Jesus and they called it a religion. Learn basic history you stupid dumbass. sage for off topic, I'm closing this thread

Francis is still a faggot, but this makes sense I guess. Priests really aren't supposed to want to fuck anyone anyway, they're supposed to be married to God

This guy may be a fedora, but Christianity (Proddie and Catholic, don't know about Orthodox) really have become a joke. People these days honestly have the gall to call themselves Christian when they intentionally cherrypick what they want to obey as Christians.
Examples:
>""""Christians"""" who condone homosex, divorce, promiscuity
>Brazilian """"""""Catholics""""""""

>implying any of those things are good

>Sup Forums worships a contrarian because it makes them feel special
no shock there