No stage names allowed

Which actor/actress has the coolest given name and why is it Victoria Dawn Justice?

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I was going to post Tom Cruise but just found out that isn't his real last name
>Tom Cruise Mapother IV
Well then

Eric Bishop

that nigga from django, eric marlon bishop, why the fuck would you change that to jamie foxx?

>Tom Cruise Mapother IV
lel

Destiny Hope

he wants to be a woman

Sounds like a cheap porn name

>a movie that was filmed in 2014 is her only role in 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Lucy Lawless is the coolest name.

>people still think she won
Face is, Ariana grande won

Why THE FUCK isn't his stage name "Mapother the Fourth"?

The fuck? What's wrong with that name and why did he change his stage name to a fucking female pornstar name instead?

>When he found that female comedians were often called first to perform, he changed his name to Jamie Foxx, feeling that it was a name ambiguous enough to disallow any biases.

OK sure but, I really hope his Oscar says Eric Bishop

Moon Bloodgood is pretty m e t a l

it's such a shame she's a bad actor

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And aged like rotting cheese

does using your middle name count as a stage name?

What is "winning"?

Is it becoming rich and famous while everyone who isn't an 11 year old girl or a 22 yearold gay man thinks you're a horrible talentless bitch?

Or is it receding with dignity into famelessness beloved by everyone who still knows who you are?

It's all a matter of perspective, user.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VJUICE STOP POSTING

pls go maddy.

This guy gets it

Yeah, I do want to eat them tacos.

Marry me VJ

ok

>he doesn't know I called dibs

look at this newfag pleb, Sup Forums.

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Imogen Gay Poots

how do I get a gf like her?

>not showing off that qt tummy
Fucking prude

she's a qt

Wtf these aren't their real names? And they aren't even nicknames, they are like completely different names.

>Imogen
That is a 4/10 name desu but
>Gay Poots
is 10/10
Save a puppy from the fire

Neta-Lee Hershlag

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jew/10

oh shit muh fucking dick

why haven't I seen this posted more?!

Saoirse Una Ronan

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Sharia/10

Madonna Louise Ciccone

plebs

you should call all the casting directors that don't hire her and call them plebs

What about writers with awesome names?
Speed Weed

That's his nickname.
His real name is Speedathan Weedard.

my nigga. Though Frances is a lowtest middle name. Reminded me that Karl Urban is also solid.

He was doing standup in shitty black comedy clubs and that name sounds like a hot black chick's name, so he hoped it would help get him more gigs

Underrated

She looks good for an older, gray-haired woman.

Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson

shit tier

Albert Einstein

Awww. You don't like her.

Gal Gadot

Karl-Heinz Urban.

>not Dick Wolf

What is the best stage name and why is it Rip Torn?

V juice

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she's so damn fine. skinny curvy is so good.

>Gay Poots

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>UNA

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

10/10

>mfw I can't have the name Dawn around me because I lost my virginity to her and she's literally a 3/10 and I regret having my first dick sucked by a nasty hoe who used her teeth and her pussy was loose bc she was just fat

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>ywn buttfuck VJuice on top of a giant lego skull

;_____;

Is she giving up singing and acting and becoming a model? I fucking said she should do that years ago.

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I like it

I'm on cooldown right now but post some more of this shoot so I can cum to it later

>Which actor/actress has the coolest given name

Thomas Mapother IV